(Scene begins as
James Faraci pulls out of a card with the statistics of The Last Of The
Americans while putting it into the Robo Knight Robo Morpher and punching in
the code 428 then cut to James jumping down a cliff from the 0:00-0:03 mark
from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:04
mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows James
Faraci landing and fully morphing into James Faraci The Last Of The Americans
basic mode with his Long sleeve Tee-Shirt with the American flag design on it,
Blue cargo Jeans and Black Work boots until 0:07 mark from the theme from the
final season of American Gladiators original run as scene cuts to James
fighting alongside the 2017 Power Rangers, 2016 Ghostbusters and warriors of
Wakonda from “Avengers: Infinity War” at the 0:13 mark from the theme from the
final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:14-0:17 show Rebecca Yaun
as Wonder Woman and Nick Yaun as Steve Trevor charging the screen before
cutting to John and Mike Santos peeling out in The DeLorean From “Back To The
Future” before cutting to the 0:17-0:19 mark as it shows Paulo & Brenda
Fonseca taking a joyride in KITT from “Knight Rider” in Super Pursuit Mode
before cutting to the 0:20-0:28 mark as we see Eric Kurtzke, Ed Champion and
Andrew Beach flying the USS Enterprise from “Star Trek” (2009) and Olivia
Horvath flying The Orville as it cuts to the 0:28 mark from the theme from the
final season of American Gladiators shows when James stands on top of his Time
and Space device and tosses his sonic screwdriver then cuts over to multiple
clips from “The Last Of The Americans” reviews moments of 2018 as the Sonic
Screwdriver flips end over end as the 0:36 mark from the theme from the final
season of American Gladiators original run plays when James grabs it while on
top of a slab while doing a heroic pose with Paulo & Brenda Fonseca, John
& Mike Santos, Eric Kurtzke, Olivia Horvath on his right and Rebecca &
Nick Yaun, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach & Ed Champion on his left doing their
own heroic poses on a black background the 0:36-end mark from the theme from
the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera pulls back
to see James and everyone else on top of a slab with the words “The Last Of The
Americans” on it before cutting to James in his Office)
TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. When I think of great comedic Duos of the past thirty years, one of my favorites are Jay and Silent Bob (Cut to stills of “Jay and Silent Bob” from the different Kevin Smith movies with them in it as James does a Voiceover.)
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. When I think of great comedic Duos of the past thirty years, one of my favorites are Jay and Silent Bob (Cut to stills of “Jay and Silent Bob” from the different Kevin Smith movies with them in it as James does a Voiceover.)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
And for me seeing them let me know I was getting into some great and interesting storytelling from Kevin Smith. While initially Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith didn’t think the characters were going to become as iconic, they soon became a staple in what was known as The View Askewniverse, sort of what Samuel L Jackson’s Nick Fury would be in most of the entries in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And often enough they’d pop up in some interesting places like in “Scream 3” and “DeGrassi: The Next Generation”. More recently Jay and Silent Bob returned with “Jay & Silent Bob Reboot” and for me as soon as it’s on Blu-Ray and or Digital, I’m going to check it out. (Cut to James physically)
And for me seeing them let me know I was getting into some great and interesting storytelling from Kevin Smith. While initially Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith didn’t think the characters were going to become as iconic, they soon became a staple in what was known as The View Askewniverse, sort of what Samuel L Jackson’s Nick Fury would be in most of the entries in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And often enough they’d pop up in some interesting places like in “Scream 3” and “DeGrassi: The Next Generation”. More recently Jay and Silent Bob returned with “Jay & Silent Bob Reboot” and for me as soon as it’s on Blu-Ray and or Digital, I’m going to check it out. (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
And personally, I’m glad to see them because I’ve been missing them since 2006! Why that long? Because that was when they were last seen. (Cut to the title card of “Clerks II”. Cut to clips from “Clerks II as James does a voiceover)
And personally, I’m glad to see them because I’ve been missing them since 2006! Why that long? Because that was when they were last seen. (Cut to the title card of “Clerks II”. Cut to clips from “Clerks II as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Yeah, this was for all intent and purpose the last big appearance from all our favorite characters and the universe for THIRTEEN YEARS! “Clerks II” was meant to be a closure note for the entire View Askewniverse but did it leave it closed or did it set up another Phase to start after a respite? (Cut to James physically)
Yeah, this was for all intent and purpose the last big appearance from all our favorite characters and the universe for THIRTEEN YEARS! “Clerks II” was meant to be a closure note for the entire View Askewniverse but did it leave it closed or did it set up another Phase to start after a respite? (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
Let’s not waste any time, get our Cow Tipper on and enjoy an Egg-A-Mooby Muffin, this is “Clerks II”. (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
Let’s not waste any time, get our Cow Tipper on and enjoy an Egg-A-Mooby Muffin, this is “Clerks II”. (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
The movie starts, after an embarrassing production credit which I and Kevin Smith will never acknowledge again as long as we live, with Dante played once again by Brian O’Halloran as he prepares for another century of Hell in the Quick Stop when… (Show Quick Stop burning as Dante calls the fire department) We soon discover that Randal played once again by Jeff Anderson was the one who accidentally left the Coffee Pot on causing the fire. We soon cut to our opening credits as Dante and Randal are beginning another day at their job at a Mooby’s Restaurant and for Dante it’s his last day there as he and his fiancée plan on heading down to Florida. But enough about the story, let’s rejoice in the return of the real stars of the View Askewniverse JAY & SILENT BOB played again by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith. After getting busted for drugs and driving with a deployed airbag the Judge gave them a choice, either Jailtime or Rehab and as long as they have the power of the Bible with them, they aren’t gonna touch the stash they have. (Cut to James physically)
The movie starts, after an embarrassing production credit which I and Kevin Smith will never acknowledge again as long as we live, with Dante played once again by Brian O’Halloran as he prepares for another century of Hell in the Quick Stop when… (Show Quick Stop burning as Dante calls the fire department) We soon discover that Randal played once again by Jeff Anderson was the one who accidentally left the Coffee Pot on causing the fire. We soon cut to our opening credits as Dante and Randal are beginning another day at their job at a Mooby’s Restaurant and for Dante it’s his last day there as he and his fiancée plan on heading down to Florida. But enough about the story, let’s rejoice in the return of the real stars of the View Askewniverse JAY & SILENT BOB played again by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith. After getting busted for drugs and driving with a deployed airbag the Judge gave them a choice, either Jailtime or Rehab and as long as they have the power of the Bible with them, they aren’t gonna touch the stash they have. (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
And that’s a good thing! Especially with Jay. (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
And that’s a good thing! Especially with Jay. (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
The first two customers since coming out of rehab one of them being Ethan Suplee and we discover something interesting. (Show moment where Jay says that Jesus was Jewish) Wow, that IS something I didn’t know Anyway Randal seems to have no decency especially towards the handicapped. Even the customers with the piercings and tattoos seem to hate him for what he did. And apparently Randal is so ignorant in history he mistakes Anne Frank for Helen Keller. We soon meet Dante’s Fiancee Emma played by Kevin’s wife Jennifer Schwalbach Smith as Ben Affleck makes the shortest appearance in his career. But then again between what happened in 2003 until… Well let’s face it, he’s never fully recovered from 2003. As Dante and Emma talk about how awesome their lives will be in a house as Dante runs a Car Wash run by Emma’s family. After that we’re introduced to Elias played by Trevor Fehman as he has what he thinks is the best news possible. (Show clip of Elias as he talks about the “Transformers” movie and Randal shoots it down. Cut to James physically)
The first two customers since coming out of rehab one of them being Ethan Suplee and we discover something interesting. (Show moment where Jay says that Jesus was Jewish) Wow, that IS something I didn’t know Anyway Randal seems to have no decency especially towards the handicapped. Even the customers with the piercings and tattoos seem to hate him for what he did. And apparently Randal is so ignorant in history he mistakes Anne Frank for Helen Keller. We soon meet Dante’s Fiancee Emma played by Kevin’s wife Jennifer Schwalbach Smith as Ben Affleck makes the shortest appearance in his career. But then again between what happened in 2003 until… Well let’s face it, he’s never fully recovered from 2003. As Dante and Emma talk about how awesome their lives will be in a house as Dante runs a Car Wash run by Emma’s family. After that we’re introduced to Elias played by Trevor Fehman as he has what he thinks is the best news possible. (Show clip of Elias as he talks about the “Transformers” movie and Randal shoots it down. Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
Did Kevin Smith have a Crystal Ball? Because Randal was Johnny On The Money about the Transformers movie. I wonder how Randal would’ve felt about the sequels. (Show clip of Dante and Jay singing and Tormenting Elias. Cut to James physically) Ooh, that had to hurt, first being told that your movie choices suck and then being in a torment sandwich with Jay & Randal. (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
Did Kevin Smith have a Crystal Ball? Because Randal was Johnny On The Money about the Transformers movie. I wonder how Randal would’ve felt about the sequels. (Show clip of Dante and Jay singing and Tormenting Elias. Cut to James physically) Ooh, that had to hurt, first being told that your movie choices suck and then being in a torment sandwich with Jay & Randal. (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
We soon meet Becky played by the ever talented and practically Bulletproof by this point Rosario Dawson as Dante, Randal and Becky talk about going from the ass to the mouth. (Show clip on the three talking about going ass to mouth. Cut to James physically as he has a nervous look on his face and walks away. Cut to James as he sits in the kitchen and sips on a drink and Rebecca & Nick Yaun walk in.)
We soon meet Becky played by the ever talented and practically Bulletproof by this point Rosario Dawson as Dante, Randal and Becky talk about going from the ass to the mouth. (Show clip on the three talking about going ass to mouth. Cut to James physically as he has a nervous look on his face and walks away. Cut to James as he sits in the kitchen and sips on a drink and Rebecca & Nick Yaun walk in.)
Rebecca Yaun:
Hey James, how’s the review coming? (Cut to James)
Hey James, how’s the review coming? (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
That’s a loaded question. (Cut to Nick Yaun)
That’s a loaded question. (Cut to Nick Yaun)
Nick Yaun:
What are you talking about? (Cut to James)
What are you talking about? (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
Let’s just say the subject of going ass to mouth came up in “Clerks II”. (Cut to Nick Yaun)
Let’s just say the subject of going ass to mouth came up in “Clerks II”. (Cut to Nick Yaun)
Nick Yaun:
You’re never supposed to do that unless… OH…MY…GOD! (Cut to Rebecca Yaun as she comes to the same conclusion her husband did)
You’re never supposed to do that unless… OH…MY…GOD! (Cut to Rebecca Yaun as she comes to the same conclusion her husband did)
Rebecca Yaun:
JAMES BENJAMIN FARACI, DID YOU AND ALEX GO ASS TO MOUTH?! (Cut to Nick Yaun)
JAMES BENJAMIN FARACI, DID YOU AND ALEX GO ASS TO MOUTH?! (Cut to Nick Yaun)
Nick Yaun:
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?! (Cut to Eric Kurtzke as he and Renee Miller walk in)
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?! (Cut to Eric Kurtzke as he and Renee Miller walk in)
Eric Kurtzke:
What’s with the yelling? (Cut to Rebecca Yaun)
What’s with the yelling? (Cut to Rebecca Yaun)
Rebecca Yaun:
JAMES AND ALEX WENT ASS TO MOUTH! (Cut to Renee Miller)
JAMES AND ALEX WENT ASS TO MOUTH! (Cut to Renee Miller)
Renee Miller:
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTHI YOU’RE A FREAK JAMES FARACI! YOU ARE A FREAK! (Cut to Olivia Horvath, John Ross and Mike Santos as they hear everyone screaming.)
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTHI YOU’RE A FREAK JAMES FARACI! YOU ARE A FREAK! (Cut to Olivia Horvath, John Ross and Mike Santos as they hear everyone screaming.)
Olivia Horvath:
Why am I hearing about someone going Ass to Mouth? You’re never supposed to do that! (Cut to Eric, Nick, Rebecca and Renee)
Why am I hearing about someone going Ass to Mouth? You’re never supposed to do that! (Cut to Eric, Nick, Rebecca and Renee)
Eric, Renee, Rebecca
and Nick (In Unison):
JAMES AND ALEX DID! (Cut to James)
JAMES AND ALEX DID! (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
It was in the heat of Passion besides I wiped it after going to the ass, let it dry off THEN go for the mouth! (Cut to the seven of them arguing and James quickly getting out of there. Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
It was in the heat of Passion besides I wiped it after going to the ass, let it dry off THEN go for the mouth! (Cut to the seven of them arguing and James quickly getting out of there. Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
We soon see Jay has an affinity for “The Silence Of The Lambs” as well… (Show Jay as he does the “Buffalo Bill” dance with Goodbye Horses.) Okay. Meanwhile Becky gets some news that she didn’t expect, and Dante exposits on what he plans on doing at being in Florida while painting Becky’s Nails. While that’s going on Elias and a Lord Of The Rings fan played by Kevin Weisman give Randal crap for liking Star Wars and Randal decides that turnabout being fair play gives them crap for liking Lord Of The Rings. Soon after that Becky and Dante talk about what it means to be in love and that Becky doesn’t believe in Romantic Love. Isn’t Becky the cynic when it comes to romance. After that moment Emma comes by with the Wedding Invites to show to Dante as… (Show a surprised Dante as he passes a nude Jay as he continues his “Buffalo Bill” dance) Yeah, he’s still doing it! While that’s going on Randal plans a surprise for Dante’s farewell with of all things, A Donkey Show! But that’s not even the freakiest thing that’s discussed. (Show clip of Elias talking about “Pillow Pants” and “Lister fiend”. Cut to James physically)
We soon see Jay has an affinity for “The Silence Of The Lambs” as well… (Show Jay as he does the “Buffalo Bill” dance with Goodbye Horses.) Okay. Meanwhile Becky gets some news that she didn’t expect, and Dante exposits on what he plans on doing at being in Florida while painting Becky’s Nails. While that’s going on Elias and a Lord Of The Rings fan played by Kevin Weisman give Randal crap for liking Star Wars and Randal decides that turnabout being fair play gives them crap for liking Lord Of The Rings. Soon after that Becky and Dante talk about what it means to be in love and that Becky doesn’t believe in Romantic Love. Isn’t Becky the cynic when it comes to romance. After that moment Emma comes by with the Wedding Invites to show to Dante as… (Show a surprised Dante as he passes a nude Jay as he continues his “Buffalo Bill” dance) Yeah, he’s still doing it! While that’s going on Randal plans a surprise for Dante’s farewell with of all things, A Donkey Show! But that’s not even the freakiest thing that’s discussed. (Show clip of Elias talking about “Pillow Pants” and “Lister fiend”. Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
That is just messed up on SO many levels! (Audio of John Santos screaming “Coming from a guy who went Ass To Mouth with Alex” is heard then everyone else screaming about how sick James is for going Ass to Mouth) I’ve got to put out some flames, We’ll be back! (James walks away as everyone is shouting how disgusting James is as everything fades to black then fade into the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it act as the commercial break intro as it cuts to James in his living room)
That is just messed up on SO many levels! (Audio of John Santos screaming “Coming from a guy who went Ass To Mouth with Alex” is heard then everyone else screaming about how sick James is for going Ass to Mouth) I’ve got to put out some flames, We’ll be back! (James walks away as everyone is shouting how disgusting James is as everything fades to black then fade into the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it act as the commercial break intro as it cuts to James in his living room)
James Faraci:
Hey everyone, it’s Thanksgiving time and guess how my brother Rob is eating his Turkey with all the trimmings? (James pulls out a feeding tube) Through this. While he is progressing incredibly which includes him opening his eyes and beginning to eat regularly again, he still must be fed his nutrients which looks like Coffee with Milk and Sugar through this feeding tube. And his kids and wife are barely paying the bills, it doesn’t mean that everything is looking up. However, you can help, go to the GoFundMe page, click on the link below, donate and help my brother’s family, thanks once again.
Hey everyone, it’s Thanksgiving time and guess how my brother Rob is eating his Turkey with all the trimmings? (James pulls out a feeding tube) Through this. While he is progressing incredibly which includes him opening his eyes and beginning to eat regularly again, he still must be fed his nutrients which looks like Coffee with Milk and Sugar through this feeding tube. And his kids and wife are barely paying the bills, it doesn’t mean that everything is looking up. However, you can help, go to the GoFundMe page, click on the link below, donate and help my brother’s family, thanks once again.
(James fades to black
before fading to the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of
American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top
of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before fade
cutting to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
So as you try to wash off the uncomfortable, Lance Dowds played by Kevin Smith regular Jason Lee slams Dante and Randal for working at Mooby’s. Apparently after burning them Randal gives Lance a meal fit for someone of his bad attitude towards those who make your food. (Cut to clip of “Waiting” as Monty tells the new guy that it’s wrong of customers to upset those who make your food. Cut to the movie as James continues his voiceover) To get over what happened Randal and Dante decide to do some Go-Karting. After getting back to work well, for those who are sensitive about certain terms, I suggest you got to a different site! (Show the arrow going to a new tab as a Porno title called “Turkey Day” as it cuts to Brenda Fonseca as she looks over the turkey and Paulo Fonseca comes in)
So as you try to wash off the uncomfortable, Lance Dowds played by Kevin Smith regular Jason Lee slams Dante and Randal for working at Mooby’s. Apparently after burning them Randal gives Lance a meal fit for someone of his bad attitude towards those who make your food. (Cut to clip of “Waiting” as Monty tells the new guy that it’s wrong of customers to upset those who make your food. Cut to the movie as James continues his voiceover) To get over what happened Randal and Dante decide to do some Go-Karting. After getting back to work well, for those who are sensitive about certain terms, I suggest you got to a different site! (Show the arrow going to a new tab as a Porno title called “Turkey Day” as it cuts to Brenda Fonseca as she looks over the turkey and Paulo Fonseca comes in)
M.P.S. (Played by
Paulo Fonseca):
You know, I’ve got something that can stuff that Turkey and you at the same time!
You know, I’ve got something that can stuff that Turkey and you at the same time!
F.P.S (Played By
Brenda Fonseca):
Ooh, can you really Stuff us both! (James walks in)
Ooh, can you really Stuff us both! (James walks in)
TLOTA:
Sorry but I should have mentioned that because this happened before Obama so a lot of the language now a days wouldn’t fly.
Sorry but I should have mentioned that because this happened before Obama so a lot of the language now a days wouldn’t fly.
M.P.S. (Played by
Paulo Fonseca):
Dude, you went Ass To Mouth, you’re in no position to talk.
Dude, you went Ass To Mouth, you’re in no position to talk.
F.P.S. (Played by
Brenda Fonseca):
Probably did a cock stain as well all over the pu… (Cut to James)
Probably did a cock stain as well all over the pu… (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
CAN I PLEASE GET BACK TO MY REVIEW! (Show movie as Randal says, “P M” and becomes shorter. Dante, Becky and the customers handle it and as he continues to say his phrase and becomes shorter and shorter with every ethnic slur after the customers leave. Cut to the rest of the movie as James does his voiceover)
CAN I PLEASE GET BACK TO MY REVIEW! (Show movie as Randal says, “P M” and becomes shorter. Dante, Becky and the customers handle it and as he continues to say his phrase and becomes shorter and shorter with every ethnic slur after the customers leave. Cut to the rest of the movie as James does his voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
So after a probable phone call in the future from both Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson and former President Barack Obama to me for showing that. Dante tells Becky that he has a problem, that he can’t dance. Becky helps Dante remedy that with the help from The Jackson Five and if you’re wondering what the point of this Dance sequence (Cut to James physically)
So after a probable phone call in the future from both Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson and former President Barack Obama to me for showing that. Dante tells Becky that he has a problem, that he can’t dance. Becky helps Dante remedy that with the help from The Jackson Five and if you’re wondering what the point of this Dance sequence (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
Well my answer to it is simple. Shut up and Dance! (Show James as he gets up and dances. Cut to Becky and Dante as they dance. Cut to Paulo, Brenda, Andrew, Ed and Olivia as they get down with their bad selves. Cut to Jay, Silent Bob, Randal and Elias as the music starts to get them dancing. Cut to KiraKennedy as he gets funky himself. Cut to The Customers as they dance. Cut to E-Rod as he dances like the Bad Ass he is. Cut to everyone as they dance in the movie. Split screen as John and Mike Santos are on the left and the movie is on the right side of the screen. With John and Silent Bob mouthing the words. Intercut everyone dancing. Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
Well my answer to it is simple. Shut up and Dance! (Show James as he gets up and dances. Cut to Becky and Dante as they dance. Cut to Paulo, Brenda, Andrew, Ed and Olivia as they get down with their bad selves. Cut to Jay, Silent Bob, Randal and Elias as the music starts to get them dancing. Cut to KiraKennedy as he gets funky himself. Cut to The Customers as they dance. Cut to E-Rod as he dances like the Bad Ass he is. Cut to everyone as they dance in the movie. Split screen as John and Mike Santos are on the left and the movie is on the right side of the screen. With John and Silent Bob mouthing the words. Intercut everyone dancing. Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
So after that, Becky drops a bombshell on Dante! She’s pregnant and Dante’s the father! I expect people doing the… Oh yeah, forgot, no new episodes from Springer, so no chant of “Jerry! Jerry!”. However, when Randal hears it, Randal handles it with his usual amount of Subtlety! (Cut to the conversation between Randal and Dante as Becky interrupts, Randal accidentally spills, Dante goes after Becky and Randal helps set up the surprise for Dante). Like I said, his usual levels of Subtlety. As Dante chases Becky, we get cuts of Randal pondering what his life will be like without Dante, Emma getting ready to leave with Dante, Jay and Silent Bob doing their thing and Becky contemplating what to do herself. But as Dante makes it back to the Mooby’s as smoke billows in there. Dante believes The Mooby’s is on fire when… Surprise! It’s Dante’s going away party including The Donkey show which well… (Show “Kinky Kelly and The Sexy Stud” Donkey Show. Cut to James physically)
So after that, Becky drops a bombshell on Dante! She’s pregnant and Dante’s the father! I expect people doing the… Oh yeah, forgot, no new episodes from Springer, so no chant of “Jerry! Jerry!”. However, when Randal hears it, Randal handles it with his usual amount of Subtlety! (Cut to the conversation between Randal and Dante as Becky interrupts, Randal accidentally spills, Dante goes after Becky and Randal helps set up the surprise for Dante). Like I said, his usual levels of Subtlety. As Dante chases Becky, we get cuts of Randal pondering what his life will be like without Dante, Emma getting ready to leave with Dante, Jay and Silent Bob doing their thing and Becky contemplating what to do herself. But as Dante makes it back to the Mooby’s as smoke billows in there. Dante believes The Mooby’s is on fire when… Surprise! It’s Dante’s going away party including The Donkey show which well… (Show “Kinky Kelly and The Sexy Stud” Donkey Show. Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
Yeah, it gets weirder as it goes on after that! (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
Yeah, it gets weirder as it goes on after that! (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
As that insanity goes on Dante and Becky have the heart to heart about their emotions which is weird considering there’s a Donkey Show going on right now! (Cut to clip of Jay shouting “YO, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MISS THIS SHIT! THE BIG DUDE IS GONNA CORNHOLE THAT ASS…WITH HIS WEINER!”) And while that’s going on Emma comes in, overhears about Becky’s pregnancy and dumps Dante’s cake, Dante and New Jersey. While that’s going on the fire and police come in just as the show comes to an end and long story short. Apart from Becky, everyone winds up in Jail! Dante handles that fact and that his life apparently has ended at the hands of Randal Graves. Dante and Randal get into an argument which eventually leads to Randal saying that maybe the two of them should buy the Quick Stop and the adjacent RST Video Store and run them both. Jay lends them the money on one condition, Jay and Silent Bob hang outside the Store. What happens next is Dante and Becky finally express their romantic love towards another, Dante and Randal rebuild the stores and the movie ends as Dante and Randal enjoy their future as owners of the Quick Stop and RST Video. Dante now having turned his hell into a slice of heaven for himself. (Cut to James physically)
As that insanity goes on Dante and Becky have the heart to heart about their emotions which is weird considering there’s a Donkey Show going on right now! (Cut to clip of Jay shouting “YO, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MISS THIS SHIT! THE BIG DUDE IS GONNA CORNHOLE THAT ASS…WITH HIS WEINER!”) And while that’s going on Emma comes in, overhears about Becky’s pregnancy and dumps Dante’s cake, Dante and New Jersey. While that’s going on the fire and police come in just as the show comes to an end and long story short. Apart from Becky, everyone winds up in Jail! Dante handles that fact and that his life apparently has ended at the hands of Randal Graves. Dante and Randal get into an argument which eventually leads to Randal saying that maybe the two of them should buy the Quick Stop and the adjacent RST Video Store and run them both. Jay lends them the money on one condition, Jay and Silent Bob hang outside the Store. What happens next is Dante and Becky finally express their romantic love towards another, Dante and Randal rebuild the stores and the movie ends as Dante and Randal enjoy their future as owners of the Quick Stop and RST Video. Dante now having turned his hell into a slice of heaven for himself. (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
And that’s “Clerks II”, is it “Clerks”? No. Is it as good as the rest of the View Askewniverse? Hell yeah! (Cut to clips of “Clerks II” as James does a voiceover)
And that’s “Clerks II”, is it “Clerks”? No. Is it as good as the rest of the View Askewniverse? Hell yeah! (Cut to clips of “Clerks II” as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
I’ll go right ahead and say that this movie had a lot on its plate, and it did not disappoint. The story felt like a natural continuation of what the View Askewniverse is all about, the acting is amazing, the humor feels topical even if one moment and one association would be a case of Tsouris for Kevin Smith now a days and I really did enjoy it, check it out and see one of the better View Askewniverse movies out there. (Cut to James physically)
I’ll go right ahead and say that this movie had a lot on its plate, and it did not disappoint. The story felt like a natural continuation of what the View Askewniverse is all about, the acting is amazing, the humor feels topical even if one moment and one association would be a case of Tsouris for Kevin Smith now a days and I really did enjoy it, check it out and see one of the better View Askewniverse movies out there. (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and That’s my opinion. (James walks away. Cut to an hour later as James is in his Personal Office as he gets to work on his December workload as James gets interrupted as someone knocks on his door.)
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and That’s my opinion. (James walks away. Cut to an hour later as James is in his Personal Office as he gets to work on his December workload as James gets interrupted as someone knocks on his door.)
TLOTA:
It’s open! (Cut to Julia Alexa Miller as she comes into James’ office.)
It’s open! (Cut to Julia Alexa Miller as she comes into James’ office.)
Julia Alexa Miller:
So, I just heard a lot from your friends about our little experience. (Cut to James)
So, I just heard a lot from your friends about our little experience. (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
Well it was “Clerks II”, Dante and Randal were talking about going Ass To Mouth… (Cut to Julia Alexa Miller as she walks towards James)
Well it was “Clerks II”, Dante and Randal were talking about going Ass To Mouth… (Cut to Julia Alexa Miller as she walks towards James)
Julia Alexa Miller:
At which point your associates figured out what had happened. (Julia sits next to James)
At which point your associates figured out what had happened. (Julia sits next to James)
TLOTA:
Yeah, Sorry about that.
Yeah, Sorry about that.
Julia Alexa Miller:
That’s fine, but from now on let’s keep what happens between the two of us, between the two of us, unless it’s important. Like what I’m about to tell you and then soon after we will tell the others.
That’s fine, but from now on let’s keep what happens between the two of us, between the two of us, unless it’s important. Like what I’m about to tell you and then soon after we will tell the others.
TLOTA:
What you’re about to tell me, is it good or bad news?
What you’re about to tell me, is it good or bad news?
Julia Alexa Miller:
Depends. For your family it maybe good or bad. For your friends, they might be excited, For you? The best news ever. Yes!
Depends. For your family it maybe good or bad. For your friends, they might be excited, For you? The best news ever. Yes!
TLOTA:
Yes… As in that kind of yes. As in the kind of yes that changes lives, that kind of yes!
Yes… As in that kind of yes. As in the kind of yes that changes lives, that kind of yes!
Julia Alexa Miller:
Yes! (James picks her up and the two kiss and smile as the scene fades to black with the words “To Be Continued… in… “The Last Of The Americans The Movie" in 2020.... I Truly Hope"
Yes! (James picks her up and the two kiss and smile as the scene fades to black with the words “To Be Continued… in… “The Last Of The Americans The Movie" in 2020.... I Truly Hope"
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