(Scene begins with
James when he was younger and as he gets to the age he is now while James as an
adult and does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
My name is James Faraci and I am an Internet Reviewer. I had been on course to be someone when fate, heartbreak and the stupidity of humanity changed me and in 2008 and 2009 when I thought I couldn’t hit any lower, My country became infected with a permanent case of Idiocy that no amount of Liquid I.Q. could cure. And then came the moment when someone who is now disgraced trying to step into territory that he believed he belonged in and I knocked him back down to size! Now I fight those who believe in the stupidity, the sheer belief of 2+2=IFLYDACHOOCHOOTRAIN and I take on the things that give them that belief with my friends and the family that cares enough to help me! So, I will continue to fight even when those who wish to smile our enemies come and wipe us out, I’ll knock them down on their asses wrapped in my flag’s colors! I AM THE LAST OF THE AMERICANS (Cut to the end of the “Connect the Plots: Gotham & Birds Of Prey” episode as James goes over his yearly requisitions as James says “Previously on “The Last Of The Americans” Cut to KiraKennedy in his apartment.)
My name is James Faraci and I am an Internet Reviewer. I had been on course to be someone when fate, heartbreak and the stupidity of humanity changed me and in 2008 and 2009 when I thought I couldn’t hit any lower, My country became infected with a permanent case of Idiocy that no amount of Liquid I.Q. could cure. And then came the moment when someone who is now disgraced trying to step into territory that he believed he belonged in and I knocked him back down to size! Now I fight those who believe in the stupidity, the sheer belief of 2+2=IFLYDACHOOCHOOTRAIN and I take on the things that give them that belief with my friends and the family that cares enough to help me! So, I will continue to fight even when those who wish to smile our enemies come and wipe us out, I’ll knock them down on their asses wrapped in my flag’s colors! I AM THE LAST OF THE AMERICANS (Cut to the end of the “Connect the Plots: Gotham & Birds Of Prey” episode as James goes over his yearly requisitions as James says “Previously on “The Last Of The Americans” Cut to KiraKennedy in his apartment.)
KiraKennedy:
Hey James! (Cut to James)
Hey James! (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
Hey KiraKennedy, thanks again for helping with my brother's family's GoFundMe. Link Here:
Hey KiraKennedy, thanks again for helping with my brother's family's GoFundMe. Link Here:
What's up Hombre?
(Cut to KiraKennedy)
KiraKennedy:
I have this movie, I've been wanting to review and well... (Cut to James)
I have this movie, I've been wanting to review and well... (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
Well What? (Cut to KiraKennedy)
Well What? (Cut to KiraKennedy)
KiraKennedy:
It's a bad one! A Real bad one! (Cut to James)
It's a bad one! A Real bad one! (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
I've dealt with "Spice World" The movie, the Woody Woodpecker Live Action Movie, The 2017 DC Movie "Justice League", "Fishtales", the failed live action "Clerks" pilot, BOTH versions of "Halloween 6", "The 3 Tails: A Mermaid Adventure", "GIGLI", "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2", Pauly Shore's Cinematic Anal Opus "Son-In-Law", most of Shia LaBeouf's movies, My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Valentine's Day, The Dark Knight Rises, Josie & The Pussycats, Jem & The Holograms, Son Of The Mask, The Interview and Seth Rogen's Green Hornet Movie. Whatever you throw my way cannot POSSIBLY be as bad as they were. (Cut to KiraKennedy)
I've dealt with "Spice World" The movie, the Woody Woodpecker Live Action Movie, The 2017 DC Movie "Justice League", "Fishtales", the failed live action "Clerks" pilot, BOTH versions of "Halloween 6", "The 3 Tails: A Mermaid Adventure", "GIGLI", "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2", Pauly Shore's Cinematic Anal Opus "Son-In-Law", most of Shia LaBeouf's movies, My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Valentine's Day, The Dark Knight Rises, Josie & The Pussycats, Jem & The Holograms, Son Of The Mask, The Interview and Seth Rogen's Green Hornet Movie. Whatever you throw my way cannot POSSIBLY be as bad as they were. (Cut to KiraKennedy)
KiraKennedy:
It's a bad one, the one most Comic Book movie fans, most DC Fans believe to be a myth. So, tell me James Faraci The Last Of The Americans, can your heart stand the shocking facts of "Supergirl: The Movie"! (Cut to James as he decks himself out "Hot Fuzz" style)
It's a bad one, the one most Comic Book movie fans, most DC Fans believe to be a myth. So, tell me James Faraci The Last Of The Americans, can your heart stand the shocking facts of "Supergirl: The Movie"! (Cut to James as he decks himself out "Hot Fuzz" style)
TLOTA:
BRING IT ON!
BRING IT ON!
(Cut to A Hand
pulling a card designed by Stevie Swigart with the statistics of James Faraci
The Last Of The Americans while putting it into the Robo Knight Robo Morpher
and punching in the code 428 then cut to James jumping down a cliff from the
0:00-0:03 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators
original run. 0:04 mark from the theme from the final season of American
Gladiators shows James Faraci landing and fully morphing into James Faraci The
Last Of The Americans basic mode with his Long sleeve Tee-Shirt with the American
flag design on it, Blue cargo Jeans and Black Work boots until 0:07 mark from
the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run as scene
cuts to James fighting alongside the 2017 Power Rangers, 2016 Ghostbusters and
warriors of Wakonda from “Avengers: Infinity War” at the 0:13 mark from the
theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:14-0:17 show
Rebecca Yaun as Wonder Woman and Nick
Yaun as Steve Trevor charging the screen before cutting to John and Mike Santos
peeling out in The DeLorean From “Back To The Future” before cutting to the
0:17-0:19 mark as it shows Paulo & Brenda Fonseca taking a joyride in KITT
from “Knight Rider” in Super Pursuit Mode before cutting to the 0:20-0:28 mark
as we see Eric Kurtzke, Ed Champion and Andrew Beach flying the USS Enterprise
from “Star Trek” (2009) and Olivia Horvath flying The Orville as it cuts to the
0:28 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows
when James stands on top of his Time and Space device and tosses his sonic
screwdriver then cuts over to multiple clips from “The Last Of The Americans”
reviews moments of 2018 as the Sonic Screwdriver flips end over end as the 0:36
mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run
plays when James grabs it while on top of a slab while doing a heroic pose with
KiraKennedy, Paulo & Brenda Fonseca, John & Mike Santos, Eric Kurtzke,
Olivia Horvath on his right and Rebecca & Nick Yaun, Renee Miller, Andrew
Beach & Ed Champion on his left doing their own heroic poses on a black
background the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American
Gladiators original run play the camera pulls back to see James and everyone
else on top of a slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before
cutting to James and KiraKennedy on the Horseshoe Couch)
TLOTA:
Okay KiraKennedy, Why this one? Is it to stop me from reviewing the Kim Possible DCOM, thus breaking my truce with Christy Romano?
Okay KiraKennedy, Why this one? Is it to stop me from reviewing the Kim Possible DCOM, thus breaking my truce with Christy Romano?
KiraKennedy:
... That was a thing?
... That was a thing?
TLOTA:
Is it to show how far the character has come from just being a second banana to the man of steel, even getting her own show as it reaches the 100th episode with Melissa Benoist making Supergirl into an Icon who can toe the line with the big boys?
Is it to show how far the character has come from just being a second banana to the man of steel, even getting her own show as it reaches the 100th episode with Melissa Benoist making Supergirl into an Icon who can toe the line with the big boys?
KiraKennedy:
No
No
TLOTA:
Is it because you have a shrine to Helen Slater right next to your shrine of Evie from “Mako Mermaids”?
Is it because you have a shrine to Helen Slater right next to your shrine of Evie from “Mako Mermaids”?
KiraKennedy (Annoyed):
It's like one picture each, dude... hardly enough to call them shri- (raises hands to calm himself down) I wanted to check out a superhero movie very few people have looked at.
It's like one picture each, dude... hardly enough to call them shri- (raises hands to calm himself down) I wanted to check out a superhero movie very few people have looked at.
TLOTA:
Maybe that’s a reason why. (Cut to Title card of “Supergirl” The Movie then to clips of the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
Maybe that’s a reason why. (Cut to Title card of “Supergirl” The Movie then to clips of the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Born from one of the abandoned plot ideas from “Superman III”, Directed by the man that brought us “Jaws 2” and starring actors and actresses who are WAY better than this, “Supergirl” is a cheese filled…
Born from one of the abandoned plot ideas from “Superman III”, Directed by the man that brought us “Jaws 2” and starring actors and actresses who are WAY better than this, “Supergirl” is a cheese filled…
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
Wait a second… (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
Wait a second… (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
KiraKennedy:
This movie started out as an abandoned plot of “Superman III”? The one that had Richard Pryor in his comedic worst?
This movie started out as an abandoned plot of “Superman III”? The one that had Richard Pryor in his comedic worst?
TLOTA:
Yeah, let’s just go through this. 1978, “Superman: The Movie” was released and
began a renaissance in Superman after fifteen years of being a punchline or at
best dumping grounds for Fire Island/ San Francisco Jokes on “Superfriends”
were it not for network sensors. “Superman II” was re-filmed because Richard
Donner got the boot and “Superman III” had about at least fifty ideas that
Warner Brothers rejected and one of them was that Supergirl was to be
introduced as was Brainiac and there was going to be a love triangle between
them.
KiraKennedy:
Uh who was the guy who came up with that idea?
Uh who was the guy who came up with that idea?
TLOTA:
Don’t know but the point is The Salkinds, the people who were producing the movie decided to use “Supergirl” to revive interest in their “Superman” Movies. Did it work? Let’s find out, this is “Supergirl: The Movie! (Cut to opening credits as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
Don’t know but the point is The Salkinds, the people who were producing the movie decided to use “Supergirl” to revive interest in their “Superman” Movies. Did it work? Let’s find out, this is “Supergirl: The Movie! (Cut to opening credits as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
The movie opens with what can be described only as a musical assault on the ears and credits that are either too shiny, they go too fast to see who’s in the movie or they’re so covered in fog you can’t see the names anyway!
The movie opens with what can be described only as a musical assault on the ears and credits that are either too shiny, they go too fast to see who’s in the movie or they’re so covered in fog you can’t see the names anyway!
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Though to be honest, do you want your name on a turkey like this? (Cut to James and KiraKennedy Physically)
Though to be honest, do you want your name on a turkey like this? (Cut to James and KiraKennedy Physically)
KiraKennedy:
Touche! (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
Touche! (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
We’re soon introduced to…a partly melted candle covered in thick spiderwebs with light panels for photography? The Hell? Actually, this is Argo City trapped in a pocket dimension powered by something called the Omegahedron! We’re soon introduced to Kara Zor-El played by Helen Slater as she bumps into Zaltar played by Peter O’Toole who has a really funky looking Sonic Screwdriver.
We’re soon introduced to…a partly melted candle covered in thick spiderwebs with light panels for photography? The Hell? Actually, this is Argo City trapped in a pocket dimension powered by something called the Omegahedron! We’re soon introduced to Kara Zor-El played by Helen Slater as she bumps into Zaltar played by Peter O’Toole who has a really funky looking Sonic Screwdriver.
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
Zaltar dreams of taking himself to Earth where Superman is through what is known as the Binary Chute. But the point is moot as, after messing around with THE TOOL THAT PROVIDES LIFE TO THE CITY, Kara accidentally launches The Omegahedron into the depths of wherever the hell Argo City is. (Show clip of Kara going into the transport into the Binary Chute and going through “Inner Space” as it cuts to KiraKennedy and James physically)
Zaltar dreams of taking himself to Earth where Superman is through what is known as the Binary Chute. But the point is moot as, after messing around with THE TOOL THAT PROVIDES LIFE TO THE CITY, Kara accidentally launches The Omegahedron into the depths of wherever the hell Argo City is. (Show clip of Kara going into the transport into the Binary Chute and going through “Inner Space” as it cuts to KiraKennedy and James physically)
KiraKennedy:
Okay, if she winds up in “V’ger” from “Star Trek: The Motion Picture, inside Martin Short or sees “Spaceball 1” going to plaid or the TARDIS, I’m outta here! (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
Okay, if she winds up in “V’ger” from “Star Trek: The Motion Picture, inside Martin Short or sees “Spaceball 1” going to plaid or the TARDIS, I’m outta here! (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
We soon find ourselves on Earth as we’re introduced to Selena played by Faye Dunaway as she tries to come up with ideas to… That’s right Take over the world! (Show clip of “Mind Of Mencia” as Punji says “Oh, Of Course!” before cutting back to the movie as Selena and her associate talk about taking over the world by becoming invisible through beans being shoved in orifices on the head of a dead man before cutting to James physically)
We soon find ourselves on Earth as we’re introduced to Selena played by Faye Dunaway as she tries to come up with ideas to… That’s right Take over the world! (Show clip of “Mind Of Mencia” as Punji says “Oh, Of Course!” before cutting back to the movie as Selena and her associate talk about taking over the world by becoming invisible through beans being shoved in orifices on the head of a dead man before cutting to James physically)
TLOTA:
There’s no way in hell that’d work unless… (James turns around to see no one there) Dude, where’d you go? Where did this can of beans come from? (James tosses the can and quick pop cuts to KiraKennedy reappearing) How did you do that?
There’s no way in hell that’d work unless… (James turns around to see no one there) Dude, where’d you go? Where did this can of beans come from? (James tosses the can and quick pop cuts to KiraKennedy reappearing) How did you do that?
KiraKennedy (With
the straightest face possible):
I'm Batman!
I'm Batman!
TLOTA (Confused):
I... I don't think that's how it-
I... I don't think that's how it-
KiraKennedy:
I! AM! BATMAN!
I! AM! BATMAN!
TLOTA:
... Ooooookay, you're Batman.
... Ooooookay, you're Batman.
KiraKennedy:
Damn Right!
Damn Right!
(Cut to the movie
as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Well their discussion doesn’t last long as guess what pops into our plain of existence! (Show Omegahedron as it flies through the sky. Cut to James and KiraKennedy as it bounces off both of them and the Omegahedron zooms through the Studio as it tries to knock out a few members of Team TLOTA making its way to Julia Alexa Miller’s office as she uses the force to throw it back into the movie)
Well their discussion doesn’t last long as guess what pops into our plain of existence! (Show Omegahedron as it flies through the sky. Cut to James and KiraKennedy as it bounces off both of them and the Omegahedron zooms through the Studio as it tries to knock out a few members of Team TLOTA making its way to Julia Alexa Miller’s office as she uses the force to throw it back into the movie)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
Actually, the Omegahedron lands right in the hands of Selena and her associate Nigel played by Peter Cook. Meanwhile we discover Superman is on a Peace seeking mission throughout the Galaxy which translates to me at least that Christopher Reeve saw this script and said, “Screw this, I’m working on The Bostonians!” Still it must be better than Superman 4, though.
Actually, the Omegahedron lands right in the hands of Selena and her associate Nigel played by Peter Cook. Meanwhile we discover Superman is on a Peace seeking mission throughout the Galaxy which translates to me at least that Christopher Reeve saw this script and said, “Screw this, I’m working on The Bostonians!” Still it must be better than Superman 4, though.
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Soon thereafter Kara arrives on Earth in her Supergirl costume with no explanation whatsoever and quickly adapts to her new powers and strengths and WOW, For those who hated the flying effects in “Superman IV: The Quest For Peace” this movie says “Hold our Kryptonite Crystals” because WOW movie… Just… Just WOW. How much longer before Argo City is dead? (Show green screen of “Argo City” and its inhabitants played by KiraKennedy and Team TLOTA clinging together as they slowly see the lights dim and “Argo City” getting colder before cutting back to the movie as KiraKennedy and James continue their voiceovers.)
Soon thereafter Kara arrives on Earth in her Supergirl costume with no explanation whatsoever and quickly adapts to her new powers and strengths and WOW, For those who hated the flying effects in “Superman IV: The Quest For Peace” this movie says “Hold our Kryptonite Crystals” because WOW movie… Just… Just WOW. How much longer before Argo City is dead? (Show green screen of “Argo City” and its inhabitants played by KiraKennedy and Team TLOTA clinging together as they slowly see the lights dim and “Argo City” getting colder before cutting back to the movie as KiraKennedy and James continue their voiceovers.)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Selena returns to her abandoned amusement park where the female equivalent of Otis known as Bianca played by Brenda Vaccaro complains about how certain things have not been done and shows the Omegahedron and says “She found the pearl and the world is now their oyster. Just as Kara comes upon two truckers one of them being Matt Frewer who want to get into Supergirl’s Skirt, but she quickly deals with them. (Show Supergirl taking the two Truck drivers and whooping their asses. Cut back to the movie as James and KiraKennedy continue their voiceovers)
Selena returns to her abandoned amusement park where the female equivalent of Otis known as Bianca played by Brenda Vaccaro complains about how certain things have not been done and shows the Omegahedron and says “She found the pearl and the world is now their oyster. Just as Kara comes upon two truckers one of them being Matt Frewer who want to get into Supergirl’s Skirt, but she quickly deals with them. (Show Supergirl taking the two Truck drivers and whooping their asses. Cut back to the movie as James and KiraKennedy continue their voiceovers)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
The next day Kara who through some incredible unknown ability disguises herself as a private school student where she adopts the identity of “Linda Lee” and somehow knows that Kal-El is Clark Kent and fakes an entry to the school. Now, I know what you may be asking. (Mocking moron voice): But how could she possibly know that? (Cut to the clip of Gosei as he says, “There's a simple explanation for that” in “Power Rangers: Super Megaforce”. Cut back to the movie as KiraKennedy and James continuing their voiceover) There she’s roomed with Lucy Lane played by Maureen Teefy and if we weren’t being hammered that yes, this is in the same universe as the rest of the Superman movies we get a poster of Christopher Reeve’s Superman and Kara finding Superman interesting. (Show Superman logo as it bangs on the footage after every time he stops talking) Because! They're Really! Trying! To Be Subtle! About! The fact! That this! is in! The same! Universe! (The Superman Logo shatters the film as Deadpool pops up from out of nowhere to survey the damage)
The next day Kara who through some incredible unknown ability disguises herself as a private school student where she adopts the identity of “Linda Lee” and somehow knows that Kal-El is Clark Kent and fakes an entry to the school. Now, I know what you may be asking. (Mocking moron voice): But how could she possibly know that? (Cut to the clip of Gosei as he says, “There's a simple explanation for that” in “Power Rangers: Super Megaforce”. Cut back to the movie as KiraKennedy and James continuing their voiceover) There she’s roomed with Lucy Lane played by Maureen Teefy and if we weren’t being hammered that yes, this is in the same universe as the rest of the Superman movies we get a poster of Christopher Reeve’s Superman and Kara finding Superman interesting. (Show Superman logo as it bangs on the footage after every time he stops talking) Because! They're Really! Trying! To Be Subtle! About! The fact! That this! is in! The same! Universe! (The Superman Logo shatters the film as Deadpool pops up from out of nowhere to survey the damage)
Deadpool:
Yeah, not even I could break the fourth wall this heavily! (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
Yeah, not even I could break the fourth wall this heavily! (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
KiraKennedy:
DUDE! DEADPOOL?! HOW?
DUDE! DEADPOOL?! HOW?
TLOTA:
He’s been been on the payroll for a while. His usual fee plus all the chimichangas he can eat! (Cut to Deadpool fixing the footage)
He’s been been on the payroll for a while. His usual fee plus all the chimichangas he can eat! (Cut to Deadpool fixing the footage)
Deadpool:
Give me two seconds and everything will be as good as it can be, I mean it’s Supergirl the movie. But for now a-the, a-the, a-the, A That’s all Folks! (The Looney Tunes theme song plays as the Looney Tunes circular logo covers the footage and the words “That’s All of Us Folks!”. Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
Give me two seconds and everything will be as good as it can be, I mean it’s Supergirl the movie. But for now a-the, a-the, a-the, A That’s all Folks! (The Looney Tunes theme song plays as the Looney Tunes circular logo covers the footage and the words “That’s All of Us Folks!”. Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
KiraKennedy:
I have no idea what’s going on!
I have no idea what’s going on!
TLOTA:
Get used to it. (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
Get used to it. (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Well we have someone else for the girls to Fawn over Ethan The Gardener played by Hart Bochner AKA Harry Ellis from the First “Die Hard” and the voice of Arthur Reeves the DA who wants Batman incarcerated in “Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm”. Selena seems to be smitten with Ethan and hits him with a love spell in his beer and Ethan heavily intoxicated gets out. (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
Well we have someone else for the girls to Fawn over Ethan The Gardener played by Hart Bochner AKA Harry Ellis from the First “Die Hard” and the voice of Arthur Reeves the DA who wants Batman incarcerated in “Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm”. Selena seems to be smitten with Ethan and hits him with a love spell in his beer and Ethan heavily intoxicated gets out. (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
KiraKennedy:
Had she waited a few years then she could’ve slipped some into his Coke! (Show clip of Ellis from “Die Hard” snorting Cocaine and looking at a Pic of Selena in Supergirl and reacting accordingly. Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
Had she waited a few years then she could’ve slipped some into his Coke! (Show clip of Ellis from “Die Hard” snorting Cocaine and looking at a Pic of Selena in Supergirl and reacting accordingly. Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
After dealing with some private school mean girls, Kara shows off how intelligent she is to- Sweet Hockey Night In Canada! Nigel is there as a teacher? Isn’t there someone who does background research so that way they weed out the weirdos and keep the ones who are I dare say Normal?
After dealing with some private school mean girls, Kara shows off how intelligent she is to- Sweet Hockey Night In Canada! Nigel is there as a teacher? Isn’t there someone who does background research so that way they weed out the weirdos and keep the ones who are I dare say Normal?
TLOTA (Voiceover)
The more we complain about the Private educational system, the longer the movie goes on.
The more we complain about the Private educational system, the longer the movie goes on.
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
Point made. As Supergirl continues her slow as hell search for the power source of her city which is slowly dying by going with Lucy to meet Jimmy Olsen played by Marc McClure because again The Salkinds decided to take the Cody Rhodes approach to subtlety! (Cut to the clip of Cody Rhodes smashing a throne with HHH's logo on it with a sledgehammer from AEW Double Or Nothing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyky3V7pxyM ) Oh, and guess what, it’s at a Popeye’s Chicken. Hey, Adam Sandler called... he says to tone back the Blatant Product placement. Anyway, Selena decides to use some heavy-duty Stephen King level of insanity by possessing a bulldozer to grab him causing more damage than anything Superman could do in the DCEU! (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically as KiraKennedy is punched in the face)
Point made. As Supergirl continues her slow as hell search for the power source of her city which is slowly dying by going with Lucy to meet Jimmy Olsen played by Marc McClure because again The Salkinds decided to take the Cody Rhodes approach to subtlety! (Cut to the clip of Cody Rhodes smashing a throne with HHH's logo on it with a sledgehammer from AEW Double Or Nothing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyky3V7pxyM ) Oh, and guess what, it’s at a Popeye’s Chicken. Hey, Adam Sandler called... he says to tone back the Blatant Product placement. Anyway, Selena decides to use some heavy-duty Stephen King level of insanity by possessing a bulldozer to grab him causing more damage than anything Superman could do in the DCEU! (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically as KiraKennedy is punched in the face)
TLOTA:
NO DCEU REFERENCES UNLESS IT’S TO DEGRADE THEM! (Sighs) Sorry about that, how about we take a break.
NO DCEU REFERENCES UNLESS IT’S TO DEGRADE THEM! (Sighs) Sorry about that, how about we take a break.
KiraKennedy:
Okay, I could go for a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich!
Okay, I could go for a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich!
(James says as he
walks away “No Popeyes here, but we have a KFC!” KiraKennedy walks out
getting ready to take James out then
fading to black then fade into the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final
season of American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see
James on top of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it act
as the commercial break intro as it cuts to James in his living room)
James Faraci:
Hey everyone, again coming up with an update on the GoFundMe and my brother. He’s improving but slowly and the family still needs the money and with the kids back at school now every cent from the GoFundMe will go to help with the day to day living expenditures and it is not getting easier or better. When there is a charity event, I will talk about it, but for now the GoFundMe is the only support to the family that can help ease things. Click on the link below and do what you know what you must do and thanks once again.
Hey everyone, again coming up with an update on the GoFundMe and my brother. He’s improving but slowly and the family still needs the money and with the kids back at school now every cent from the GoFundMe will go to help with the day to day living expenditures and it is not getting easier or better. When there is a charity event, I will talk about it, but for now the GoFundMe is the only support to the family that can help ease things. Click on the link below and do what you know what you must do and thanks once again.
(James fades to
black before fading to the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season
of American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on
top of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it. Fade cut to
the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
After the worst change effect Supergirl takes care of business stopping the fires and stopping the bulldozer and saving Ethan. However, Ethan sees Kara as Linda and before you can say statutory rape, Ethan falls for Linda and if you’re as creeped out as we are then congrats, You’re not alone! Selena summons something to put Linda into a grave and it’s invisible because the effects crew couldn’t come up with a simple design for a creature which could take on Supergirl, I mean hell give me a couple hundred dollars and I could’ve made an effect to make a monster it would probably not look as good as the Spider Creature from Stephen King’s “IT” but at least it’d be something.
After the worst change effect Supergirl takes care of business stopping the fires and stopping the bulldozer and saving Ethan. However, Ethan sees Kara as Linda and before you can say statutory rape, Ethan falls for Linda and if you’re as creeped out as we are then congrats, You’re not alone! Selena summons something to put Linda into a grave and it’s invisible because the effects crew couldn’t come up with a simple design for a creature which could take on Supergirl, I mean hell give me a couple hundred dollars and I could’ve made an effect to make a monster it would probably not look as good as the Spider Creature from Stephen King’s “IT” but at least it’d be something.
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
After making goo goo kissy faces in a Mirror our invisible demon comes and yeah, this moment happens (Show moment of Kara Transforming through “The Magic Window” and facing off with the demon before cutting to James and KiraKennedy physically)
After making goo goo kissy faces in a Mirror our invisible demon comes and yeah, this moment happens (Show moment of Kara Transforming through “The Magic Window” and facing off with the demon before cutting to James and KiraKennedy physically)
TLOTA:
I hate to ask this again but, how much longer before Argo City is dead? (Show green screen of “Argo City” and its inhabitants played by KiraKennedy and Team TLOTA clinging together as they slowly see the lights dim and “Argo City” getting colder as one of the citizens consider Cannibalism to keep themselves alive a little longer before cutting back to the movie as KiraKennedy and James continue their voiceovers.)
I hate to ask this again but, how much longer before Argo City is dead? (Show green screen of “Argo City” and its inhabitants played by KiraKennedy and Team TLOTA clinging together as they slowly see the lights dim and “Argo City” getting colder as one of the citizens consider Cannibalism to keep themselves alive a little longer before cutting back to the movie as KiraKennedy and James continue their voiceovers.)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
At least after that embarrassment we get the only intentionally humorous scene. (Show Mrs. Murray drunk as she scolds Supergirl. Cut back to the movie as James and KiraKennedy continue their voiceovers)
At least after that embarrassment we get the only intentionally humorous scene. (Show Mrs. Murray drunk as she scolds Supergirl. Cut back to the movie as James and KiraKennedy continue their voiceovers)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
As The Omegahedron makes itself once again known to Kara, she makes it to Selena’s place where just by coincidence Ethan is there and he is really looking to out creep Christian Gray! But we thankfully have no time for that as Selena starts chaos and Kara becomes Supergirl again to face off with Selena. (Show clip of Selena as she introduces herself to Supergirl. Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
As The Omegahedron makes itself once again known to Kara, she makes it to Selena’s place where just by coincidence Ethan is there and he is really looking to out creep Christian Gray! But we thankfully have no time for that as Selena starts chaos and Kara becomes Supergirl again to face off with Selena. (Show clip of Selena as she introduces herself to Supergirl. Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
TLOTA:
Okay if she’s a Siren of Endor then she must’ve done something really wrong with the Ewoks and I am now having images of Selena hurting them. I’m scared dude!
Okay if she’s a Siren of Endor then she must’ve done something really wrong with the Ewoks and I am now having images of Selena hurting them. I’m scared dude!
KiraKennedy:
So am I James, so am I! (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
So am I James, so am I! (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
Supergirl demands the Omegahedron from Selena but then she’s all “No Dice” and puts Ethan in harm’s way and then she multiplies herself to become a barrier to stop Supergirl? The Hell? Thankfully she grabs Ethan and gets the hell out of there... (Show clip of Ethan being lifted out of the park and being hit in the head while escaping) giving him a nasty concussion in the process I assume. The Next morning, Ethan and Supergirl talk when (Show clip of coconut from out of nowhere and clocking Ethan on the head. Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
Supergirl demands the Omegahedron from Selena but then she’s all “No Dice” and puts Ethan in harm’s way and then she multiplies herself to become a barrier to stop Supergirl? The Hell? Thankfully she grabs Ethan and gets the hell out of there... (Show clip of Ethan being lifted out of the park and being hit in the head while escaping) giving him a nasty concussion in the process I assume. The Next morning, Ethan and Supergirl talk when (Show clip of coconut from out of nowhere and clocking Ethan on the head. Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
KiraKennedy:
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
TLOTA:
COCONUT?! WHAT?!
COCONUT?! WHAT?!
KiraKennedy:
WAIT WHAT?! COCONUT?! COCONUT?!
WAIT WHAT?! COCONUT?! COCONUT?!
TLOTA:
WHAT?!? COCONUT?!? WAIT! COCONUT?!
WHAT?!? COCONUT?!? WAIT! COCONUT?!
TLOTA &
KiraKennedy (In Unison):
WAIT! COCONUT?! WHAT?! (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
WAIT! COCONUT?! WHAT?! (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
You know what NO! Not even the whole “It’s Magic, There’s No need for explanation” crap doesn’t cut it! Forget the fact that the Coconut should have KILLED him, on top of the head trauma he ALREADY had from crashed through a roof, HOW DO YOU MAKE A COCONUT APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE?! IT MAKES NO SENSE! EVEN ETHAN DOESN’T BUY THE WHOLE HIT ON THE HEAD COCONUT BUSINESS! IT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS SOMEHOW SELENA THROUGH THE POWER OF MAGIC MAKING ETHAN COME TO HIM THROUGH THE SAME TYPE OF JUMP CUT EFFECTS THAT WERE IN “BEWITCHED”, “I DREAM OF JEANIE” AND “SABRINA: THE TEENAGE WITCH” (Show clip of Ethan pop cutting to be in Selena’s place. Cut to James and KiraKennedy as they say in slow motion “WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!”. Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy continue doing voiceovers)
You know what NO! Not even the whole “It’s Magic, There’s No need for explanation” crap doesn’t cut it! Forget the fact that the Coconut should have KILLED him, on top of the head trauma he ALREADY had from crashed through a roof, HOW DO YOU MAKE A COCONUT APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE?! IT MAKES NO SENSE! EVEN ETHAN DOESN’T BUY THE WHOLE HIT ON THE HEAD COCONUT BUSINESS! IT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS SOMEHOW SELENA THROUGH THE POWER OF MAGIC MAKING ETHAN COME TO HIM THROUGH THE SAME TYPE OF JUMP CUT EFFECTS THAT WERE IN “BEWITCHED”, “I DREAM OF JEANIE” AND “SABRINA: THE TEENAGE WITCH” (Show clip of Ethan pop cutting to be in Selena’s place. Cut to James and KiraKennedy as they say in slow motion “WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!”. Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy continue doing voiceovers)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT HAPPEN?! WHY IS ETHAN IN CHAINS ON SELENA’S BED? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! WHY DID IT TAKE BLACK CANARY SIX MONTHS TO REACH GOTHAM IF SHE WAS INSTANTLY INSPIRED BY BATMAN’S ANTICS IN GOTHAM CITY IN “ALL-STAR BATMAN & ROBIN”?! ARGH! At any rate Supergirl makes it back to…WHAT IN THE HELL?! HOW?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! HOW DID A MOUNTAIN WITH A MANSION ON IT APPEAR IN THE HEART OF THE CITY?! (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT HAPPEN?! WHY IS ETHAN IN CHAINS ON SELENA’S BED? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! WHY DID IT TAKE BLACK CANARY SIX MONTHS TO REACH GOTHAM IF SHE WAS INSTANTLY INSPIRED BY BATMAN’S ANTICS IN GOTHAM CITY IN “ALL-STAR BATMAN & ROBIN”?! ARGH! At any rate Supergirl makes it back to…WHAT IN THE HELL?! HOW?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! HOW DID A MOUNTAIN WITH A MANSION ON IT APPEAR IN THE HEART OF THE CITY?! (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
TLOTA:
I AM SO LOST RIGHT NOW! (Julia Alexa Miller walks in behind the two of them)
I AM SO LOST RIGHT NOW! (Julia Alexa Miller walks in behind the two of them)
Julia Alexa Miller:
What’s going on?
What’s going on?
KiraKennedy:
We’re watching “Supergirl The Movie” and James is about to snap like a Twix bar.
We’re watching “Supergirl The Movie” and James is about to snap like a Twix bar.
Julia Alexa Miller:
Well, he better not or else!
Well, he better not or else!
KiraKennedy:
Or else what?
Or else what?
TLOTA:
Dude, don’t tempt her, you’ll be sorry.
Dude, don’t tempt her, you’ll be sorry.
KiraKennedy:
Oh yeah, what are you gonna do little girl? (Cut to the outside of Julia Alexa Miller’s door as multiple electric zaps are heard as are screams of pain and anguish before a sonic scream shakes the footage all the while James stands outside of the office in dull bemusement. After the footage stops shaking KiraKennedy steps out of Julia Alexa Miller’s Office looking destroyed)
Oh yeah, what are you gonna do little girl? (Cut to the outside of Julia Alexa Miller’s door as multiple electric zaps are heard as are screams of pain and anguish before a sonic scream shakes the footage all the while James stands outside of the office in dull bemusement. After the footage stops shaking KiraKennedy steps out of Julia Alexa Miller’s Office looking destroyed)
KiraKennedy (High
pitched):
Point made! (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
Point made! (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Supergirl makes it to the top of the mountain and into the mansion to see Ethan now deeply entranced and forced to love Selena. But that’s not even the worst of it, Selena somehow through no explanation is able to send Supergirl to the Phantom Zone!
Supergirl makes it to the top of the mountain and into the mansion to see Ethan now deeply entranced and forced to love Selena. But that’s not even the worst of it, Selena somehow through no explanation is able to send Supergirl to the Phantom Zone!
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
So it’s in THIS movie that we’re first given a look into The Phantom Zone?! It’s here we’re shown where Zod, Ursa and Non were supposed to land?! IT’S IN THIS MOVIE WE’RE SHOWN WHERE THE WORST OF THE WORST IN KRYPTONIAN LORE IS KEPT FOR ALL ETERNITY?! I…I… I NEED A DRINK!
So it’s in THIS movie that we’re first given a look into The Phantom Zone?! It’s here we’re shown where Zod, Ursa and Non were supposed to land?! IT’S IN THIS MOVIE WE’RE SHOWN WHERE THE WORST OF THE WORST IN KRYPTONIAN LORE IS KEPT FOR ALL ETERNITY?! I…I… I NEED A DRINK!
TLOTA (Voiceover):
But at least she’s not alone because after sitting out most of the movie Zaltar returns being there for so long he’s pretty much given up trying to find the way out. However, Kara somehow gives Zaltar the desire to escape and the two make their way to the only escape route out of the Phantom Zone. Meanwhile Selena claims the city as her own and enforces Martial Law arresting Jimmy Olsen and Lucy Lane. Again, I ask, how much longer before Argo City is dead? (Show green screen of “Argo City” and its inhabitants played by KiraKennedy and Team TLOTA clinging together as they slowly see the lights dim and “Argo City” getting colder as some of the citizens have become cannibals and small fires are made from the bones of the dead to keep themselves alive a little longer before cutting back to the movie as KiraKennedy and James continue their voiceovers.)
But at least she’s not alone because after sitting out most of the movie Zaltar returns being there for so long he’s pretty much given up trying to find the way out. However, Kara somehow gives Zaltar the desire to escape and the two make their way to the only escape route out of the Phantom Zone. Meanwhile Selena claims the city as her own and enforces Martial Law arresting Jimmy Olsen and Lucy Lane. Again, I ask, how much longer before Argo City is dead? (Show green screen of “Argo City” and its inhabitants played by KiraKennedy and Team TLOTA clinging together as they slowly see the lights dim and “Argo City” getting colder as some of the citizens have become cannibals and small fires are made from the bones of the dead to keep themselves alive a little longer before cutting back to the movie as KiraKennedy and James continue their voiceovers.)
KiraKennedy:
Better question: How long has Kara been gone? Because even with MAGIC, there's still no way people would be made aware enough of an evil witch taking over a city to protest the martial law they've imposed. Anyone... anyone... Bueller? (Cut to the clip of Gosei as he says “There's a simple-“ as KiraKennedy and James interrupts Gosei by saying in synch “SHUT UP YOU BARELY SENTIENT TIKI HEAD!”. Cut to the movie as KiraKennedy and James do voiceovers)
Better question: How long has Kara been gone? Because even with MAGIC, there's still no way people would be made aware enough of an evil witch taking over a city to protest the martial law they've imposed. Anyone... anyone... Bueller? (Cut to the clip of Gosei as he says “There's a simple-“ as KiraKennedy and James interrupts Gosei by saying in synch “SHUT UP YOU BARELY SENTIENT TIKI HEAD!”. Cut to the movie as KiraKennedy and James do voiceovers)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
During their trek, they make it to the Quantum Vortex which leads to their escape. Selena not happy about this sends a Demon Storm leading to Zaltar sacrificing himself so Supergirl can save the day! And trust me, getting a super powered female pissed off is not a good idea!
During their trek, they make it to the Quantum Vortex which leads to their escape. Selena not happy about this sends a Demon Storm leading to Zaltar sacrificing himself so Supergirl can save the day! And trust me, getting a super powered female pissed off is not a good idea!
TLOTA (Voiceover):
And we speak from experience. Anyway, Supergirl confronts Selena as she rescues Jimmy, Lucy, Nigel and Ethan. However, Selena has had enough and summons… (James and KiraKennedy start to laugh as they see the Power Of Shadow Demon before cutting to James and KiraKennedy laughing with absurdity)
And we speak from experience. Anyway, Supergirl confronts Selena as she rescues Jimmy, Lucy, Nigel and Ethan. However, Selena has had enough and summons… (James and KiraKennedy start to laugh as they see the Power Of Shadow Demon before cutting to James and KiraKennedy laughing with absurdity)
KiraKennedy
(Talking through his laughter):
That is not scary! Not even remotely! The f*cking Licker from Resident Evil was scarier than that.
That is not scary! Not even remotely! The f*cking Licker from Resident Evil was scarier than that.
TLOTA:
Hey you want something scary to put on it well then allow me (Show face of the demon as it has the face of Kayla from “Blockers” as it was when she was High as a kite and James demonically doing the “Remember Me, Eddie?” bit from “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”. Cut to James as he sits there and KiraKennedy looking over the couch in fear and a sound of horror in his voice)
Hey you want something scary to put on it well then allow me (Show face of the demon as it has the face of Kayla from “Blockers” as it was when she was High as a kite and James demonically doing the “Remember Me, Eddie?” bit from “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”. Cut to James as he sits there and KiraKennedy looking over the couch in fear and a sound of horror in his voice)
KiraKennedy:
You got issues, dude!
You got issues, dude!
TLOTA:
You’re making it sound as if I didn’t know that. (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
You’re making it sound as if I didn’t know that. (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
After being poorly stretched by bad special effects, Supergirl, with some encouragement from Zaltar, finds the strength to escape the Shadow Demon and sends it, Selena and Bianca into the depths of a hell dimension to which they are never escaping from! (Show clip of Supergirl saying Goodbye and Jimmy Olsen and Lucy Lane saying that they won’t tell anyone. Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
After being poorly stretched by bad special effects, Supergirl, with some encouragement from Zaltar, finds the strength to escape the Shadow Demon and sends it, Selena and Bianca into the depths of a hell dimension to which they are never escaping from! (Show clip of Supergirl saying Goodbye and Jimmy Olsen and Lucy Lane saying that they won’t tell anyone. Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
TLOTA:
Do you even have the strength to ask? No? Me neither. (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
Do you even have the strength to ask? No? Me neither. (Cut to the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
With that bit of confusion, Lucy kisses Jimmy, Ethan says “It’s all good” to Supergirl, the city is restored, and the movie ends with Supergirl returning home with The Omegahedron to restore Argo City! (Show scene of Argo City’s power being restored)
With that bit of confusion, Lucy kisses Jimmy, Ethan says “It’s all good” to Supergirl, the city is restored, and the movie ends with Supergirl returning home with The Omegahedron to restore Argo City! (Show scene of Argo City’s power being restored)
Supergirl (Audio
only by Olivia Horvath):
OH MY RAO! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?! THERE’S BONES AND BLOOD AND FIRE AND MOTHER! WHY ARE YOU EATING FATHER’S REMAINS? HOW LONG WAS I GONE?! (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
OH MY RAO! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?! THERE’S BONES AND BLOOD AND FIRE AND MOTHER! WHY ARE YOU EATING FATHER’S REMAINS? HOW LONG WAS I GONE?! (Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
TLOTA:
So yeah, that was “Supergirl: The Movie” and Hoo boy, after seeing this I thank my lucky stars for Melissa Benoist! (Cut to clips of the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
So yeah, that was “Supergirl: The Movie” and Hoo boy, after seeing this I thank my lucky stars for Melissa Benoist! (Cut to clips of the movie as James and KiraKennedy do voiceovers)
KiraKennedy
(Voiceover):
I know I brought
this to James claiming it's bad... but looking at this again, the worst thing I
can really say about this movie is that it's boring. Helen Slater does a pretty
decent job in portraying a sense of doe-eyed wonder in Kara during the initial
scenes, but it feels like she wasn't allowed to really stretch her legs with
the role until the final act. And speaking of the final act... despite the
sheer lack of tension this movie had throughout, the whole "Send ‘em to
the phantom zone" twist that kicked off the third act somehow felt tacked
on as a way to stretch the movie out to two hours.
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Well KiraKennedy you do make a few good points especially about Helen Slater, the lack of tension and all that but this is one time that I’ve got to put the filmmaker’s feet to the fire. This movie was a chore to sit through the first time, the fifth time, the 100th time, the 428,000th time, the millionth time, the fifty billionth time, the one thousand, nine hundred and eighty second deca-quadrillionth time it never changes how painful you feel from the loss of time and existence from sitting through what we just saw. This movie is JUNK! First Class JUNK! I completely side with those who wish this movie never got made. And if you’re in the camp of those who enjoy the cult classic status of this movie, all hope and positive power to you but me personally, I’d rather send this movie to the Phantom Zone than sit through it again!(Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
Well KiraKennedy you do make a few good points especially about Helen Slater, the lack of tension and all that but this is one time that I’ve got to put the filmmaker’s feet to the fire. This movie was a chore to sit through the first time, the fifth time, the 100th time, the 428,000th time, the millionth time, the fifty billionth time, the one thousand, nine hundred and eighty second deca-quadrillionth time it never changes how painful you feel from the loss of time and existence from sitting through what we just saw. This movie is JUNK! First Class JUNK! I completely side with those who wish this movie never got made. And if you’re in the camp of those who enjoy the cult classic status of this movie, all hope and positive power to you but me personally, I’d rather send this movie to the Phantom Zone than sit through it again!(Cut to James and KiraKennedy physically)
TLOTA:
Well, thanks for sitting with me and seeing this movie with me and I hope the rest of the year is as good for you as it has been for me. See you in December for the Christmas/End of the year shindig
Well, thanks for sitting with me and seeing this movie with me and I hope the rest of the year is as good for you as it has been for me. See you in December for the Christmas/End of the year shindig
KiraKennedy:
Yeah, by the way what do you have planned next?
Yeah, by the way what do you have planned next?
TLOTA:
A Mini-Editorial/Review on Law & Order SVU and come this October… (James taps on his tablet), Okay, a top 13 on the series “Charmed” and a Scooby Doo Animated movie. November I’ve got Clerks II and a Top ten MST3K Turkey Day moments Marathon. December, A Christmas movie Review and End of the Year top 10 list. And before I forget, you have a review to do after doing this crossover.
A Mini-Editorial/Review on Law & Order SVU and come this October… (James taps on his tablet), Okay, a top 13 on the series “Charmed” and a Scooby Doo Animated movie. November I’ve got Clerks II and a Top ten MST3K Turkey Day moments Marathon. December, A Christmas movie Review and End of the Year top 10 list. And before I forget, you have a review to do after doing this crossover.
KiraKennedy:
What is it?
What is it?
TLOTA:
You’ll find it in your apartment.
You’ll find it in your apartment.
KiraKennedy:
Hope it’s a good one.
Hope it’s a good one.
TLOTA:
See ya later dude! I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans
See ya later dude! I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans
KiraKennedy:
And I’m KiraKennedy
And I’m KiraKennedy
TLOTA &
KiraKennedy (In Unison):
And that’s our review! (KiraKennedy walks out of the door. Cut to KiraKennedy as he finds James’ movie selection)
And that’s our review! (KiraKennedy walks out of the door. Cut to KiraKennedy as he finds James’ movie selection)
KiraKennedy:
Sweet!
Sweet!
(KiraKennedy puts
the disk in his PS3. Cut to black and the text “One Viewing Later”. Cut to A
Skeleton with his jaw gaped open!)
