(Scene begins A Hand
pulling a card designed by Stevie Swigart with the statistics of James Faraci
The Last Of The Americans while putting it into the Robo Knight Robo Morpher
and punching in the code 428 then cut to James jumping down a cliff from the
0:00-0:03 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators
original run. 0:04 mark from the theme from the final season of American
Gladiators shows James Faraci landing and fully morphing into James Faraci The
Last Of The Americans basic mode with his Long sleeve Tee-Shirt with the
American flag design on it, Blue cargo Jeans and Black Work boots until 0:07
mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run
as scene cuts to James fighting alongside the 2017 Power Rangers, 2016 Ghostbusters
and warriors of Wakonda from “Avengers: Infinity War” at the 0:13 mark from the
theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:14-0:17 show
Rebecca Yaun as Wonder Woman and Nick
Yaun as Steve Trevor charging the screen before cutting to John and Mike Santos
peeling out in The DeLorean From “Back To The Future” before cutting to the
0:17-0:19 mark as it shows Paulo & Brenda Fonseca taking a joyride in KITT
from “Knight Rider” in Super Pursuit Mode before cutting to the 0:20-0:28 mark
as we see Eric Kurtzke, Ed Champion and Andrew Beach flying the USS Enterprise
from “Star Trek” (2009) and Olivia Horvath flying The Orville as it cuts to the
0:28 mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows
when James stands on top of his Time and Space device and tosses his sonic
screwdriver then cuts over to multiple clips from “The Last Of The Americans”
reviews moments of 2018 as the Sonic Screwdriver flips end over end as the 0:36
mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run
plays when James grabs it while on top of a slab while doing a heroic pose with
Paulo & Brenda Fonseca, John & Mike Santos, Eric Kurtzke, Olivia
Horvath on his right and Rebecca & Nick Yaun, Renee Miller, Andrew Beach
& Ed Champion on his left doing their own heroic poses on a black
background the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American
Gladiators original run play the camera pulls back to see James and everyone
else on top of a slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before
cutting to James in a formal suit)
TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. Yeah, there’s a reason why I’m dressed like this. (Show everyone carrying a casket with the words “EVERY SINGLE DC PROPERTY” on it as “Amazing Grace” plays in the foreground and The Blockbuster Buster hosts the funeral ceremony and as the casket is lowered into the ground everyone shovels dirt before cutting to James back in his usual clothing)
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. Yeah, there’s a reason why I’m dressed like this. (Show everyone carrying a casket with the words “EVERY SINGLE DC PROPERTY” on it as “Amazing Grace” plays in the foreground and The Blockbuster Buster hosts the funeral ceremony and as the casket is lowered into the ground everyone shovels dirt before cutting to James back in his usual clothing)
TLOTA:
Why did we bury EVERY DC movie, Live Action Series, Animated Series, Video Game AND comic book ever made? Well we have Marvel and its affiliation with the Mouse Eared Reich have killed everything DC has done and ever will do in the future. (Cut to stills of every single DC Project as James does a voiceover)
Why did we bury EVERY DC movie, Live Action Series, Animated Series, Video Game AND comic book ever made? Well we have Marvel and its affiliation with the Mouse Eared Reich have killed everything DC has done and ever will do in the future. (Cut to stills of every single DC Project as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
And as a DC Fan it PAINS me so much because I grew up watching their movies and TV Shows, I loved playing their games, watching their cartoons and live action shows. Their comics were a part of my childhood. (Cut to James physically)
And as a DC Fan it PAINS me so much because I grew up watching their movies and TV Shows, I loved playing their games, watching their cartoons and live action shows. Their comics were a part of my childhood. (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
Then 11 years ago, Marvel introduced the idea of a cinematic universe for all of it’s characters and when that happened it was starting to make DC Scramble to Keep up with the Joneses which failed in the most spectacular of ways and now with the latest MCU movie, It’s safe to say that DC needs to stop everything and just go to the corner and be forgotten.
Then 11 years ago, Marvel introduced the idea of a cinematic universe for all of it’s characters and when that happened it was starting to make DC Scramble to Keep up with the Joneses which failed in the most spectacular of ways and now with the latest MCU movie, It’s safe to say that DC needs to stop everything and just go to the corner and be forgotten.
(Show poster
of “Avengers: Endgame” before cutting to recreated clips of “Avengers: Endgame”
as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
“Avengers: Endgame” has done an impossible task, it has not only buried everything DC has done or ever will do but it also has made enough to make James Cameron’s Epic Movies sit in a corner and cry themselves to obscurity. But is it worth the praise or is the movie so overhyped that there was a moratorium on anyone saying and or spoiling the end of the movie? (Cut to James physically)
“Avengers: Endgame” has done an impossible task, it has not only buried everything DC has done or ever will do but it also has made enough to make James Cameron’s Epic Movies sit in a corner and cry themselves to obscurity. But is it worth the praise or is the movie so overhyped that there was a moratorium on anyone saying and or spoiling the end of the movie? (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
And even though that moratorium will have LONG since passed by the time this review is out, I am going to go ahead as a man of my word and I am not going to spoil the movie’s ending! (Sounds of audible gasps are heard) Trust me I know and the only person I know who would spoil it is a bald headed dick with a goatee, wears a red tie which is actually longer and overcompensating for a lack of something in the pants AND has lost every ounce of credibility YET SOMEHOW he gets a better studio and his former compatriots are broke and barely making ends meet. No wonder they’ll never file a suit or pressing legal charges. YOU, YOUR BROTHER AND THAT OTHER BALD ASSHOLE BROKE THEM AND YOU FORCED THEM INTO COWARDICE! (Sighs) Now that I got that out of my system, let’s get to what maybe the movie of the year, this is… “Avengers: Endgame”
And even though that moratorium will have LONG since passed by the time this review is out, I am going to go ahead as a man of my word and I am not going to spoil the movie’s ending! (Sounds of audible gasps are heard) Trust me I know and the only person I know who would spoil it is a bald headed dick with a goatee, wears a red tie which is actually longer and overcompensating for a lack of something in the pants AND has lost every ounce of credibility YET SOMEHOW he gets a better studio and his former compatriots are broke and barely making ends meet. No wonder they’ll never file a suit or pressing legal charges. YOU, YOUR BROTHER AND THAT OTHER BALD ASSHOLE BROKE THEM AND YOU FORCED THEM INTO COWARDICE! (Sighs) Now that I got that out of my system, let’s get to what maybe the movie of the year, this is… “Avengers: Endgame”
(Cut to clips from
the recreated movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
The movie opens shortly after the end of Infinity War as Nebula played by Karen Gillan and of course Tony Stark aka Iron Man are trapped on a ship slowly going nowhere and Tony thinking maybe he was being an asshole and hopes on making amends if he makes it back and exact justice on Thanos for what he did when Captain Marvel played by Brie Larson brings Tony and Nebula to earth.
The movie opens shortly after the end of Infinity War as Nebula played by Karen Gillan and of course Tony Stark aka Iron Man are trapped on a ship slowly going nowhere and Tony thinking maybe he was being an asshole and hopes on making amends if he makes it back and exact justice on Thanos for what he did when Captain Marvel played by Brie Larson brings Tony and Nebula to earth.
Tony Stark (Played by
Chad Narducci):
Thanks there uh…
Thanks there uh…
Captain Marvel
(Played by Olivia Horvath):
Captain Marvel and by the by I heard what you said, you better make good on it!
Captain Marvel and by the by I heard what you said, you better make good on it!
Tony Stark (Played by
Chad Narducci):
As long as you appear for the final battle we’re good!
As long as you appear for the final battle we’re good!
TLOTA (Voiceover):
After making his way back to earth, he reunites with the remaining Avengers to get Thanos.
After making his way back to earth, he reunites with the remaining Avengers to get Thanos.
F.R.I.D.A.Y (Voiced
by Julia Alexa Miller):
Boss, I’ve got a lock onto Thanos’ location.
Boss, I’ve got a lock onto Thanos’ location.
Tony Stark (Played by
Chad Narducci):
All right then, Steve, go for it!
All right then, Steve, go for it!
Captain Steve Rogers
(Played by Doug Yaun):
What? What am I supposed to say? (Cut to James)
What? What am I supposed to say? (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
Quick moment to break the recreation and explain why Diego isn’t a part of this one. Simply put, he wasn’t available, so I asked my friend Doug Yaun and he agreed and Doug, I mean “Steve” what you’re supposed to say is… (Cut to Chad and Doug)
Quick moment to break the recreation and explain why Diego isn’t a part of this one. Simply put, he wasn’t available, so I asked my friend Doug Yaun and he agreed and Doug, I mean “Steve” what you’re supposed to say is… (Cut to Chad and Doug)
Doug Yaun:
Doesn’t or shouldn’t he be saying that in the… (Cut to James)
Doesn’t or shouldn’t he be saying that in the… (Cut to James)
TLOTA:
We’re not gonna talk about the ending, I am NOT going to spoil “Avengers: Endgame” (Cut to Chad and Doug)
We’re not gonna talk about the ending, I am NOT going to spoil “Avengers: Endgame” (Cut to Chad and Doug)
Chad Narducci:
But Ja… (Cut to James with his ears plugged and going “LA-LA-LA! NOT SPOILING ENDGAME!” repeatedly before cutting to Chad and Doug who quickly get angry and shouting “FINE JAMES! WE WON’T TALK ABOUT THE ENDING!” before cutting to James again)
But Ja… (Cut to James with his ears plugged and going “LA-LA-LA! NOT SPOILING ENDGAME!” repeatedly before cutting to Chad and Doug who quickly get angry and shouting “FINE JAMES! WE WON’T TALK ABOUT THE ENDING!” before cutting to James again)
TLOTA:
Thanks and sorry for being immature about not spoiling “Endgame” but I am adamant about it and soon enough I’ll tell you why. (Cut to clips from the recreated movie as James does a voiceover)
Thanks and sorry for being immature about not spoiling “Endgame” but I am adamant about it and soon enough I’ll tell you why. (Cut to clips from the recreated movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Everyone left finds Thanos where he landed at the end of “Infinity War” when he lets them in on the bad news about reversing what he did.
Everyone left finds Thanos where he landed at the end of “Infinity War” when he lets them in on the bad news about reversing what he did.
Thanos (Played by Eric
Kurtzke):
Yeah, I destroyed the stones, You guys are stuck with the world the way it is!
Yeah, I destroyed the stones, You guys are stuck with the world the way it is!
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Yeah that admission doesn’t make our heroes feel better (Show everyone beating and killing Thanos including Rocket Racoon grabbing Thanos’ pancreas and beating the daylights out of him before seeing “The Avengers” A insignia zoom past) Fast forward to about five years after the snap that killed half of the universe as Ant Man Scott Lang played by Paul Rudd finds that the world looks a lot less full of people as he finds Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff at Avengers headquarters in Upstate New York and Scott tells them about the quantum realm.
Yeah that admission doesn’t make our heroes feel better (Show everyone beating and killing Thanos including Rocket Racoon grabbing Thanos’ pancreas and beating the daylights out of him before seeing “The Avengers” A insignia zoom past) Fast forward to about five years after the snap that killed half of the universe as Ant Man Scott Lang played by Paul Rudd finds that the world looks a lot less full of people as he finds Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff at Avengers headquarters in Upstate New York and Scott tells them about the quantum realm.
Scott Lang (Played by
John Santos):
I think I know how I got here, I went into the quantum realm for Hank Pym to pick up some Pym Particles and next thing I know boom, I’m here and my daughter is just about a teenager and from what I’ve heard half the galaxy bit the dust.
I think I know how I got here, I went into the quantum realm for Hank Pym to pick up some Pym Particles and next thing I know boom, I’m here and my daughter is just about a teenager and from what I’ve heard half the galaxy bit the dust.
Steve Rogers (Played
by Doug Yaun):
So you used these particles to travel to here?
So you used these particles to travel to here?
Scott Lang (Played by
John Santos):
Yeah, why?
Yeah, why?
Steve Rogers:
I think you just handed us the Deus Ex Machina to bring everyone back!
I think you just handed us the Deus Ex Machina to bring everyone back!
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Steve goes to Tony Stark with the idea however he’s apprehensive…
Steve goes to Tony Stark with the idea however he’s apprehensive…
Tony Stark (Played by
Chad Narducci):
I have a daughter, I have moved on with my life, I’d give my life to bring everyone back, but I don’t want to lose what I have now!
I have a daughter, I have moved on with my life, I’d give my life to bring everyone back, but I don’t want to lose what I have now!
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Contemplating what to do, Tony asks both Pepper Potts-Stark and the only person smarter than himself, His daughter Morgan. (Audience Awws)
Contemplating what to do, Tony asks both Pepper Potts-Stark and the only person smarter than himself, His daughter Morgan. (Audience Awws)
Morgan Stark (Played
by Vivian Lee Faraci):
Do what you can to save Uncle Pete, just make sure you make it back too.
Do what you can to save Uncle Pete, just make sure you make it back too.
Tony Stark (Played by
Chad Narducci):
I love you, kiddo.
I love you, kiddo.
Morgan Stark (Played
by Vivian Lee Faraci):
I love you three thousand! (Cut to James physically as he begins to cry)
I love you three thousand! (Cut to James physically as he begins to cry)
TLOTA:
Is anyone here cutting onions? You know what, YES AS A MAN I AM CRYING! I AM CRYING! ESPECIALLY WITH THE ENDING I CAN’T SPOIL JUST BECAUSE OF THAT MOMENT! I need to step away! We’ll be back!
Is anyone here cutting onions? You know what, YES AS A MAN I AM CRYING! I AM CRYING! ESPECIALLY WITH THE ENDING I CAN’T SPOIL JUST BECAUSE OF THAT MOMENT! I need to step away! We’ll be back!
(James walks away as sounds of James crying is heard in the
foreground before fading to the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final
season of American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see
James on top of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it act
as the commercial break intro as it cuts to James in his living room)
James Faraci:
Hey everyone, I wouldn’t normally be doing this but this is important because
the kids who played the teenage Cassie Lang and her friend are my twin nieces
Madison and Mallory and their little sister who is Morgan Stark is my youngest
niece and the photo below shows them with their mom and dad. Their dad being my
oldest brother, Around Palm Sunday while on Vacation my brother suffered a
severe stroke. He was hospitalized for a month in Orlando and he quickly
stabilized and got better quickly and as of this moment is in an upstate New
York PT/Rehab facility and because of what happened financially he’s in a bind.
However there is a GoFundMe page that was started by a member of the family and
there is a link as well as certain events that I hope you all can come to, I
will post when they are and if you can come to help that would be as awesome as
well. But for now, click on the link and see if you can help. Thank you for all
your help.
(James fades to black
before fading to the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of
American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top
of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before fade cutting
to James as he composes himself.)
TLOTA:
Yeah, it was tough to sit through that moment but worth it. (Cut to clips from the recreated movie as James does a voiceover)
Yeah, it was tough to sit through that moment but worth it. (Cut to clips from the recreated movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
So after that shot to the guts, Stark and Banner work on getting the time machine up and running while Natasha finds Clint Barton now calling himself Ronin after his family went bye-bye from Thanos’ snap and while Stark is working on the mechanics of the device Banner and Rocket find Thor in New Asgard as YOWZA! (Cut to James physically)
So after that shot to the guts, Stark and Banner work on getting the time machine up and running while Natasha finds Clint Barton now calling himself Ronin after his family went bye-bye from Thanos’ snap and while Stark is working on the mechanics of the device Banner and Rocket find Thor in New Asgard as YOWZA! (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
From the God Of Thunder to the God of Gluttony, I guess Thor handled the loss from Thanos’ snap badly (Show clip of Thor played by Nick Yaun letting out a thunderous belch after downing a bottle of Mead! Before cutting to James physically as the studio shakes) REALLY BADLY HANDLED THE LOSS I SEE AND FELT! (Cut to clips from the recreated movie as James does a voiceover)
From the God Of Thunder to the God of Gluttony, I guess Thor handled the loss from Thanos’ snap badly (Show clip of Thor played by Nick Yaun letting out a thunderous belch after downing a bottle of Mead! Before cutting to James physically as the studio shakes) REALLY BADLY HANDLED THE LOSS I SEE AND FELT! (Cut to clips from the recreated movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Anyway they get everyone together to get the stones first and hopefully reverse the damage Thanos did. Banner, Lang, Rogers and Stark grab the Time Stone from the Sanctum Santorum and the Ancient one and The Mind Stone however thanks to both Stark and Lang allowing Loki to get their hands on the tesseract AKA the Space Stone.
Anyway they get everyone together to get the stones first and hopefully reverse the damage Thanos did. Banner, Lang, Rogers and Stark grab the Time Stone from the Sanctum Santorum and the Ancient one and The Mind Stone however thanks to both Stark and Lang allowing Loki to get their hands on the tesseract AKA the Space Stone.
Scott Lang (Played by
John Santos) & Tony Stark (Played by Chad Narducci) (In Unison to each
other):
GOOD ONE!
GOOD ONE!
Scott Lang (Played by
John Santos):
I guess we bring back the stones we have, hotwire this thing to go about 88 Miles Per Hour and see if we can get it at an earlier point in time.
I guess we bring back the stones we have, hotwire this thing to go about 88 Miles Per Hour and see if we can get it at an earlier point in time.
Tony Stark (Played by
Chad Narducci):
Well, I hope we go back to a point where I can interact with my father and let him know I love him and all that and grab the Space Stone from S.H.I.E.L.D. and you grab more of those Pym Particles to activate the Flux Capacitor and…
Well, I hope we go back to a point where I can interact with my father and let him know I love him and all that and grab the Space Stone from S.H.I.E.L.D. and you grab more of those Pym Particles to activate the Flux Capacitor and…
Scott Lang (Played by
John Santos):
Yeah! I made the reference to my favorite movie series.
Yeah! I made the reference to my favorite movie series.
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Rocket & Thor extract the Reality Stone from Jane Foster and Mjolnir from Asgard, Nebula and Rhodes get the Power Stone before Peter Quill can.
Rocket & Thor extract the Reality Stone from Jane Foster and Mjolnir from Asgard, Nebula and Rhodes get the Power Stone before Peter Quill can.
Peter Quill (Played
by Paulo Fonseca):
Where’s the stone?
Where’s the stone?
TLOTA (Voiceover):
However Thanos grabs the Nebula who’d been traveling with Rhodes and places the Nebula he knows with the one loyal to Thanos after extracting what he needed from The Future Nebula that is and decides…
However Thanos grabs the Nebula who’d been traveling with Rhodes and places the Nebula he knows with the one loyal to Thanos after extracting what he needed from The Future Nebula that is and decides…
Thanos (Played by
Eric Kurtzke):
Hold her prisoner!
Hold her prisoner!
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Because clearly that won’t come back to bite him in the tuchus! Meanwhile on Vormir the Red Skull gives the same spiel he did in “Infinity War” that it causes an argument with Natasha winning (Natasha Romanoff played by Taylor Huff jumps off a cliff before meeting a falling Wile E. Coyote carrying a sign saying “Excuse Me, I’m in the middle of falling myself would you please let me go ahead”)
Because clearly that won’t come back to bite him in the tuchus! Meanwhile on Vormir the Red Skull gives the same spiel he did in “Infinity War” that it causes an argument with Natasha winning (Natasha Romanoff played by Taylor Huff jumps off a cliff before meeting a falling Wile E. Coyote carrying a sign saying “Excuse Me, I’m in the middle of falling myself would you please let me go ahead”)
Natasha Romanoff
(Played by Taylor Huff):
My apologies Mr. Coyote, I didn’t mean to impede on the events of natural process. (Show clip of Wile E. Coyote falling as Natasha follows suit and the Soul Stone flies up.)
My apologies Mr. Coyote, I didn’t mean to impede on the events of natural process. (Show clip of Wile E. Coyote falling as Natasha follows suit and the Soul Stone flies up.)
Clint Barton (Played
by Ed Champion):
Thank You Nat, your sacrifice will not be in vain!
Thank You Nat, your sacrifice will not be in vain!
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Meanwhile, The Avengers Nebula convinces past Gamora to betray Thanos before he does something wrong to Gamora. After that moment after creating his own Gauntlet. The Avengers brings back everyone as Thanos’ spy reveals herself.
Meanwhile, The Avengers Nebula convinces past Gamora to betray Thanos before he does something wrong to Gamora. After that moment after creating his own Gauntlet. The Avengers brings back everyone as Thanos’ spy reveals herself.
Nebula (Played by
Marcella DiPasqualle):
Yeah, I’m not the weaker version of the Nebula you know. OH THANOS! COME AND GET ‘EM! (Cut to the outside of the Upstate New York Avengers Facility as a whistling sound us heard and The Avengers say in unity “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!” as the building goes Kaboom and The Avengers A Logo goes flying before cutting to James as he hears a whistling sound)
Yeah, I’m not the weaker version of the Nebula you know. OH THANOS! COME AND GET ‘EM! (Cut to the outside of the Upstate New York Avengers Facility as a whistling sound us heard and The Avengers say in unity “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!” as the building goes Kaboom and The Avengers A Logo goes flying before cutting to James as he hears a whistling sound)
TLOTA:
OH NO YOU DON’T! OH NO YOU DON’T! (James runs off and comes back carrying a sledgehammer and continue to shout, “OH NO YOU DON’T!” repeatedly as he demolishes his desk then toss the sledgehammer) HA! HA! You’d have to get up early in the morning to best James Fara… (The Avengers “A” Logo lands in front of James with a loud KA-THUD!) GOD DAMN IT!
OH NO YOU DON’T! OH NO YOU DON’T! (James runs off and comes back carrying a sledgehammer and continue to shout, “OH NO YOU DON’T!” repeatedly as he demolishes his desk then toss the sledgehammer) HA! HA! You’d have to get up early in the morning to best James Fara… (The Avengers “A” Logo lands in front of James with a loud KA-THUD!) GOD DAMN IT!
(Cut to clips from the recreated movie as James
does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
Thanos has arrived in full force and with a new plan, but he didn’t count on Tony’s Plan working because they succeed in bringing everyone back but also opening universes full of heroes and guess who’s leading them.
Thanos has arrived in full force and with a new plan, but he didn’t count on Tony’s Plan working because they succeed in bringing everyone back but also opening universes full of heroes and guess who’s leading them.
Captain America (Played
by Doug Yaun):
AVENGERS! AAAAAAAAASSEMBLE! (Show both sides of the battle coming together as James shouts “HOLD IT!” before cutting to James physically)
AVENGERS! AAAAAAAAASSEMBLE! (Show both sides of the battle coming together as James shouts “HOLD IT!” before cutting to James physically)
TLOTA:
Listen, you guys can fight it out, you can kick each other’s asses from now until the cows come home, and you can recreate the final battle, but I am NOT gonna show it or talk about it. I will not spoil “Avengers: Endgame” (Cut to everyone getting angry and shouting to James before cutting to James) SHUT UP! There’s a reason why I’m not talking about the ending. The reason being is that is so amazing that even talking about it would ruin everything about “Avengers: Endgame” and everything that led up to this battle. (Cut to stills from past M.C.U. movies as James does a voiceover)
Listen, you guys can fight it out, you can kick each other’s asses from now until the cows come home, and you can recreate the final battle, but I am NOT gonna show it or talk about it. I will not spoil “Avengers: Endgame” (Cut to everyone getting angry and shouting to James before cutting to James) SHUT UP! There’s a reason why I’m not talking about the ending. The reason being is that is so amazing that even talking about it would ruin everything about “Avengers: Endgame” and everything that led up to this battle. (Cut to stills from past M.C.U. movies as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
The reason the ending is so perfect is because I’m willing to believe that Marvel had this planned from the first two Iron Man movies, The Incredible Hulk’s only Solo outing, The First Thor Movie and “Captain America: The First Avenger”. The way the characters story arcs began in those movies, it was almost fated for the characters to have this story and this ending where we say goodbye to them was meant to be the way they did in this movie. For me to see myself right on how it ends does surprise me. That’s why for all that is good and right and fair, I will NOT spoil how Endgame ends. (Cut to the recreated movie as Deadpool pops in)
The reason the ending is so perfect is because I’m willing to believe that Marvel had this planned from the first two Iron Man movies, The Incredible Hulk’s only Solo outing, The First Thor Movie and “Captain America: The First Avenger”. The way the characters story arcs began in those movies, it was almost fated for the characters to have this story and this ending where we say goodbye to them was meant to be the way they did in this movie. For me to see myself right on how it ends does surprise me. That’s why for all that is good and right and fair, I will NOT spoil how Endgame ends. (Cut to the recreated movie as Deadpool pops in)
Deadpool (Played by
Cambell Dodson):
But we can still open centuries’ old kegs of Whoop-Ass on each other, can’t we? (Cut to James physically)
But we can still open centuries’ old kegs of Whoop-Ass on each other, can’t we? (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
Oh Hell yeah! (Cut to the recreated movie)
Oh Hell yeah! (Cut to the recreated movie)
Deadpool (Played by
Cambell Dodson):
Awesome, all right you Barney and Grimace’s Goonies fuck child! Let’s Dance! And by dance… I MEAN LET’S TRY TO FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER! (Everyone runs towards each other as it cuts to James physically)
Awesome, all right you Barney and Grimace’s Goonies fuck child! Let’s Dance! And by dance… I MEAN LET’S TRY TO FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER! (Everyone runs towards each other as it cuts to James physically)
TLOTA:
So without spoiling the ending to “Avengers Endgame” is it worth your time to see it? Hell yeah! (Cut to the recreated battle without giving away the ending as James does a voiceover.)
So without spoiling the ending to “Avengers Endgame” is it worth your time to see it? Hell yeah! (Cut to the recreated battle without giving away the ending as James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA (Voiceover):
I know that this is the movie of the year, Nothing and I mean NOTHING will top this movie and while I’m sure Marvel will have more hits, they will never ever top this movie and maybe it’s for the best they don’t and there’s really nothing I can say that everyone hasn’t said. The acting is extraordinary, the story, writing, direction and production is perfect. Is it worth seeing it in movie theaters, Blu-Ray, DVD & Digital Download? Absolutely! Can anything best it? Don’t bet on it. (Cut to James as a bright light flash.)
I know that this is the movie of the year, Nothing and I mean NOTHING will top this movie and while I’m sure Marvel will have more hits, they will never ever top this movie and maybe it’s for the best they don’t and there’s really nothing I can say that everyone hasn’t said. The acting is extraordinary, the story, writing, direction and production is perfect. Is it worth seeing it in movie theaters, Blu-Ray, DVD & Digital Download? Absolutely! Can anything best it? Don’t bet on it. (Cut to James as a bright light flash.)
TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and… (Phone buzzes as James pulls it out as a message from Julia Alexa Miller is seen and James goes to his computer and on the screen it is shown that those still associated to Channel Awesome, The Walker Brothers, Mike Michaud and ProJared have bit the dust.) Well I guess things are starting to look up for the rest of the year.
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and… (Phone buzzes as James pulls it out as a message from Julia Alexa Miller is seen and James goes to his computer and on the screen it is shown that those still associated to Channel Awesome, The Walker Brothers, Mike Michaud and ProJared have bit the dust.) Well I guess things are starting to look up for the rest of the year.
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