(Scene fades into James & Eliza in ORAC’s chamber)
Eliza Dushku: Wow, that first review was very informative to your
beginning. Swore like a sailor and had a bit of an anger problem, didn’t ya.
TLOTA: You don’t know the half of it, I’d been through a lot during that
time. I buried my grandmother, I was heartbroken because this girl I wanted was
getting married, hell everyone around me was in a relationship and I was and
unfortunately I am still single I was in the mood more to rip something apart.
Kickassia was the only thing that was so bad I felt I needed to go at it like a Tiger
after an Antelope. Fortunately, between my review of Kickassia and my review
Suburban Knights which is next I was more on Facebook than Myspace, befriended
Chris Lee Moore “The Rowdy Reviewer” and I mellowed out and things while not
exactly as great as it should be it’s getting better.
Eliza Dushku: Okay so that answers some questions, but where did the intro
line and exit line come from again?
ORAC: A Wrestling Promoter named Jim Cornette as his shoot editorial
promotions he did while employed to what is now called World Wrestling
Entertainment became popular on Youtube.
TLOTA: ORAC, she was talking to me. But yeah that’s the long and short of it.
Anything else you find interesting?
Eliza Dushku: Yeah, you have a Presidential Academic Achievement Award when
you graduated. Awesome. Oh wait it was from George W. Bush.
TLOTA: He wasn’t that bad a President.
ORAC: Alert! The Second Review is about to begin!
Eliza Dushku: We’ll talk later, review first!
TLOTA: Okay ORAC. Play my review of “Suburban Knights”! (The two
fade to black as we cut to overhead panning shots of Washington DC as “Drebin
Hero!” Plays in the background until it goes to a still of the White House and
inside a private office James sits with the President.)
President Obama: So you
understand now don’t you? (Cut to James sitting regrettably close to Obama)
TLOTA: Yes Mr. President, you
were just trying to force the Nostalgia Critic out of Molossia in order to make
him pay for the treason. (Cut to President Obama)
President Obama: Now that has
been cleared up… (Audio of “Go Go Power Rangers” is heard as it cuts to James)
TLOTA: One moment Mr. President.
My Cell Phone. (James answers his phone) Yes! (Sped up audio is heard) Whoa, ho
hey John Slow it down! (Sped Up Audio is heard) The Third Year Anniversary
Special from ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com is up? (Sped up Audio is heard.) Okay,
I’m on my way! (James walks out of the private office as he changes out of his
fancy clothes and into his regular ones as “Mission Impossible” sound-alike
plays in the background.) I.G., I.G. this is NY4Life, proceed with Operation
“It’s Morphin’ Time”, repeat Operation “It’s Morphin’ Time” is a go!
Irate Gamer (Audio only): Roger
that but AW SHEE-IT, how the hell do I operate this thing and which end of the
gun… (A Silenced shot is heard then a dull thud)
TLOTA: God Damn it. Rowdy C,
Rowdy C commence with Operation “It’s Morphin’ Time”, repeat We are good to go
with Operation “It’s Morphin’ Time”
Rowdy (Audio only): Roger that,
what happened to the Irate Gamer.
TLOTA: Knowing him, he blew his
own brains out.
Rowdy (Audio only): DIDN’T I TELL
YOU NOT TO HIRE HIM?!
TLOTA: Yes.
(Cut to James walking out the front of the White House as he enters his
ride and a gunshot is heard as “The Naked Gun Theme” plays in the background
and the scene cuts to a rear projected car and James is behind the wheel
passing famous moments in driving pop culture even driving in the “Return Of
The Jedi” Death Star until James winds up home stepping out of his ride and his
cell phone rings.)
TLOTA: Hey, how’s it going? (James nods and goes Mm-Hmm several times) So
the President is safe and Insano has been shot through the head. Man I love it
when a plan comes together. (James walks out of his ride before cutting to
James in his room a half hour later.)
TLOTA: I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about
to express are that of my own and some of yours. Well after seeing Kickassia
last year, I thought I was right as to how bad it was and after seeing it a few
more times, I can honestly say it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was. (Cut to
clips of “Kickassia” as James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA (Voiceover): I mean granted it’s not Shakespeare but it could’ve been
worse and trust me for their Dollar Store Budget it was fairly funny and at
times more entertaining than it was when I saw it the first time and I decided
to put my faith in the people from Channel Awesome and ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com
on them doing better next time. (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA: Thank god I did because we got something incredible. A thousand
times better than its predecessor called “Suburban Knights”. (Cut to the title card of Suburban Knights
before cutting to clips of the movie while James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA (Voiceover): I guess they decided to put effort into the work and it
shows. The story has great twists and turns, the acting is lightyears better
than last year’s special. The plot is solid. Basically everything that they did
wrong in “Kickassia” they got right here. However unlike last year when I took
that apart I did it. I’m going to break this down in the parts it came out in.
(Cut to James physically.)
TLOTA: So let’s not waste anytime let’s go through the multiple parts of
“Suburban Knights” (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): So Part one begins down a long and lonesome highway,
east of Omaha as Bill & Ted’s Lovechild drives on aimlessly when he meets
up with a guy dressed in Black heading on down the Highway. Where is the guy
dressed in Black going?
Malachite: Chicago (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA: If it’s to kick The Nostalgia Critic’s ass for Kickassia. I’ll
direct ya to his house myself. (Cut to Malachite giving his “Anti-techno”
speech)
TLOTA (Voiceover): Wow sounds like one of the Baku from “Star Trek
Insurrection” at any rate our driver is confused as to how to respond and is
killed point blank range and The Anti-Technite walks away when he looks back to
see the driver’s car blow up. After our Opening credits which look remarkable
we find Angry Joe walking down the sidewalk claiming he’s won a car. I’m just
going to let the Admiral say it. (Cut to a clip of Admiral Ackbar from “Return
Of The Jedi” shouting “It’s A Trap!” before cutting back to the movie as James
does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): Angry Joe finds out a minute too late and takes it with
his usual aplomb! (Angry Joe shouts NO! Multiple times before crying “Let me
guess, you guys are promised a free car too! But there is no car is there. It’s
the Nostalgia Critic again isn’t it. D’OH!” before James continues with his
voiceover.)
TLOTA (Voiceover): Realizing he’s trapped like a rat with a half-starved,
crazed cat Angry Joe and the rest of those that were in Kickassia except for
two new faces of Obscurus Lupa and Todd In The Shadows and the loss of “Lee”
from “Still Gaming” and “LordKat” wait for the Nostalgia Critic’s entrance as
it appears he has a videotape and a map. (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA: For those who happen to be my nieces age a videotape is a
rectangular block that held copies of movies or TV Shows that you could watch
over & over again. But enough of the history lesson. (Cut to the movie as
James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): As Film Brain picks up from the last movie to be the
suck-up lackey of the Nostalgia Critic a new face joins our group Luke Mochrie!
Whose dad was on a show about Improv I think. But I digress the whole crew
watches a news report on Chuck Jaffers and his obsession with “Dungeons &
Dragons” had led him to find an Artifact called “Malachite’s Hand” which was a
gauntlet and his eventual disappearance. But the Critic found the clue to find
The Gauntlet as get this… A map that doubles as a Role Playing Game. Okay, that
sounds kind of cool and could lead to possible funny interpretations of
interesting characters. But learning from the mistakes from the past everyone
makes like Atoms, Bananas & Celebrity couples and Split! However rather than
being fired, they go along against their will to be back at the Critic’s place
8 A.M. tomorrow and in costume. That night, as the Nostalgia Critic prepares
for the quest Ma-Ti pops by to see if he can join the group. But The Nostalgia
Critic has a silver tongue and sends Ma-Ti on a Bullshit side mission. The next
morning The Nostalgia Critic is ready to go as Link from “The Legend Of Zelda”,
Angry Joe is Inigo Montoya from “The Princess Bride”, Linkara is King Arthur
from the musical “Camelot”, The Nostalgia Chick is Arwen from “The Lord Of The
Rings”, Benzaie is Conan The Arnold Schwarzenegger Barbarian, Sage is Aslan
from “Narnia”, Phelous is The Rockbiter from “The Neverending Story”, Marzgurl
is Princess Mononoke, both Luke & Film Brain dress up as Harry Potter,
Cinema Snob is Indiana Jones, Obscurus Lupa is “Snow White”, 8-Bit Mickey is
Peter Pan, Paw is Profion as played by Jeremy Irons from the Dungeons &
Dragons movie, Todd In The Shadows is The Dread Pirate Roberts from “The
Princess Bride” Handsome Tom is…. (Handsome Tom says “I’m Willow” before
cutting to James physically saying RIIIIIIIGHT! Before returning to the movie
as James continues his voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): Anyway where was I? Oh yeah one more uh JewWario I think
he’s called yeah he’s here as Jareth The Goblin King from “Labyrinth” as
portrayed by David Bowie and yes ladies he’s sporting the package. As part one
comes to an end, everyone splits into two groups one led by The Critic and the
other led by Spoony and Ma-Ti shows up and everyone finds a way to B.S. him
away out of this thing. As we see somewhere in the mix three people in Cloaks
start their hunt for something. As Part two begins We see the Critic’s team
comes into a Forest Preserve in which they come upon their first challenge
keeping Linkara from turning this thing into a musical and coming upon a cat
creature that looks like something even d-level Muppets look and laugh at. But
the Cat Creature’s operator is so tough it renders Lupa Unconscious, turns
everyone except the Nostalgia Chick into Three Stooges victims but the
Nostalgia Chick enters the Fray as she… (Cut to The Nostalgia Chick’s Arwen
Montage with James’s voice whispering by the end of it “Eau De Awesome”
available on the Channel Awesome Store’s website!) Eventually he’s foiled and
everyone tries to revive Lupa but she wakes up on her own and breaks character enough
to rip The Nostalgia Critic a new one. Well at least The Critic didn’t say
“WELL EXCUUSE ME PRINCESS!”
Nostalgia Critic: WELL EXCUUSE ME PRINCESS! (Cut to James as he has his
hand on his forehead)
TLOTA: Why do I tempt fucking fate?! (Cut to the movie as James does a
voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): So as we catch up with Spoony’s team we notice some
tension between Luke & Film Brain as the rest of the team discover the
Cloaked figures from the end of the first part of this thing. Spoony tries to
use his intelligent magisense to thwart them. (Spoony says his Wizard Speech
then tosses a packet of Bird Seed and says “Two Magic” and repeats it before
cutting to James physically with his Jaw hitting the ground as the moment
repeats and James says “No, No, NO!” in the middle of it before Spoony says
“Two Magic” before cutting to James physically.)
TLOTA: No! That doesn’t bear repeating! That was THE SINGLE DUMBEST FUCKING
MOVE YOU COULD DO! (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): I mean MY GOD! There is nothing that can top that level
of stupidity, not one Reb Brown movie that could make me or you forget this
moment. You did it Spoony! You made the Dumbest move in this movie, nothing
will compare! (Cut to Spoony doing the “Two Magic” shtick before cutting to
Spoony’s face on a Starchild with the words “You Have Achieved Stupidity!” and
James saying in a Slow motion God voice “MY GOD WAS THAT STUPID!” before
cutting back to the movie as Spoony tries to explain what he was doing before
the sky turns black before cutting to James’ place to see the sky has gone
black there.)
TLOTA: Okay according to my watch it is 8:45 in the morning but it looks
like 8:45 at night, will you excuse me for one moment. (James walks out of his
room and heads towards the window to see the black sky and lightning bolts and
thunder striking) OH FUCK! (Cut to the Outside of James’ house as it looks like
darkness has enveloped the entire sky and Lightning and Thunder strike)
Gozer (Audio only): SUB CREATURES! GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE
DESTRUCTOR, VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR THE TRAVELER HAS COME! (Cut to James looking
outside before covering up the curtains and walking backwards back into his
room.)
TLOTA: Well Spoony, you just unleashed Gozer and The Apocalypse! GREAT JOB
ROCKET! (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): But I think he knows he’s in trouble as he smartly bolts
like hell out of there. However, Joe & Paw ready to stand their ground as
the Center Cloak readies a Dragon Ball Z Energy Sphere. Of course we all know
what happens Joe or Paw hit the sphere like a baseball and incapacitate the
Cloaks find the Gauntlet and be on their merry little wa… (The Energy Sphere is
unleashed passing Spoony’s team and exploding on impact before cutting to James
feeling the explosion.)
TLOTA: WHOA! (Cut to the movie)
Joe & Paw: HOLY SHIT! (Cut to James physically and pointing to Joe and
Paw)
TLOTA: TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH! (Cut to the Movie)
Todd: WET YOURSELVES AND RUN! (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA: DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! RUN AWAY! (James shouts RUN AWAY
multiple times as the camera stays on a cartoonish cutout of James in a wall as
sounds of destruction and chaos is heard in the background! Before cutting to
the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): So yeah if you haven’t soiled your underwear in total
and undeniable fear part two ends with Spoony’s team hotfooting it out of there
with the Cloaks in pursuit and our Anti-Technite watching! Part three begins
with Nostalgia Critic’s team having traveled a long time and finding a chair in
the middle of nowhere and the Critic claiming it and everyone else resting when
someone notices something big. Unfortunately, I think in The Critic’s zeal he
forgot to put on the Shorts to the costume because everyone can see his tighty
whites and his junk! Fortunately, Lupa shows The Critic to tuck it back when
bending over. (Cut to James physically looking distraught and shaking in
disgust.)
TLOTA: Haven’t seen anything THIS disturbing since… (Cut to a still with a
Donkey’s head covering up Tommy Wiseau’s ass & junk in “The Room” as James
shouts “YOWZA! SHOW THAT AGAIN AND SOMEONE WILL HAVE A DATE WITH A CHAINSAW!”
before cutting to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): In the meanwhile, Ma-Ti finds The Critic’s team again
and what does The Critic do to Bullshit him out of the way?
Nostalgia Critic: Mickey has Erectile Dysfunction!
8-Bit Mickey: WHAT?! (Cut to James spit take from a bottle of water!)
TLOTA: DUDE! NOT COOL! YOU DON’T EMASCULATE SOMEONE YOU CALL A FRIEND!
ISN’T THAT IN LIKE THE BRO CODE OR SOMETHING? I don’t watch “How I Met Your
Mother” that often. (Cut to the movie as The Nostalgia Critic as he further
humiliates 8-Bit Mickey and saying he’s in pain about it before pausing on a
still of 8-Bit Mickey’s face)
TLOTA (Voiceover): Actually by the look in 8-Bit Mickey’s face it’s saying
“That’s not cool dude!” (Cut to the moment The Nostalgia Critic further
emasculates 8-Bit Mickey by saying Mickey is into Goats before cutting to
another moment in which Mickey looks pissed before pausing on a still of 8-Bit
Mickey’s face.)
TLOTA (Voiceover): Actually by the look in 8-Bit Mickey’s face it’s saying
“Sleep well, because next time we meet, your ass is beyond grass, it is
nonexistent! You will rest in the most painful & diabolical fucking way I
can think of!” (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): So after Mickey has been humiliated like no man SHOULD!
We soon discover the anonymous source of the map is behind a Chain letter!
Team “N.C.”: A CHAIN LETTER?!!
TLOTA (Voiceover): Before they can actively kill the Critic, Mickey
probably more so than everyone else a voice in the woods scares them before
asking three questions and finding out the voice behind it is their resident
Bum. Back with Spoony’s team, they’re still on the run until they find the
perfect battlefield for a group of man boys and woman girls, A park playground.
But to this movie’s credit this fight is well choreographed, musically it could
use a hand. (The theme from “History Of The World Part 1” is heard as the two
groups fight save for the moments with Indiana Snob’s fighting moments when it
is necessary.) but the fight is stopped as a mother wants her daughter to use
the playground and as they look for a new playground battlefield Spoony’s team
leave the Cloaks in the dust and as Part 3 ends Team Spoony continue on their
way and leave the map in the path behind them! Part 4 begins with the Nostalgia
Critic’s team coming upon a witch in their path to stop them and they being the
Rocket Scientists taunt her which ends up… well… (Cut to the moment the
Nostalgia Critic getting his hand grabbed and the witch’s eyes turning red as
James does the “ZUUL, MOTHAFUCKA ZUUL!” demonic sound as The Nostalgia Critic
screams before she screams and James shouts
“ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL” until
the light fades and The Witch Warrior says “Neat Huh?” before cutting to James.)
TLOTA: Yeah, that was neat how you scared the living fucking daylights out
of them and me. So badly I need to go back to diapers! (Cut to the movie as
James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): When The Critic let slip out the existence of the Chain
Letter, the Witch Warrior decides to vaporize them until Tom hits her with
mace! As they return to their quest. A woman with a cell phone finds the map
and our Anti-Technite… (a bolt of fire lightning strikes the girl with the cell
phone down.) reduces her down to a smoldering crater! Meanwhile Spoony
discovers that he lost the map but remembers a riddle about picking up a stone
and saying give me light. Luke and Film Brain try to find out which way to go
when our Anti-Technite who should reduce them down to sub-atomic molecules
gives them back to the map. When from out of nowhere, the Cloaks pop up and
pull out a gun. Remembering Angry Joe likes to use guns Angry Joe whips his out
to wipe the Cloaks off the map. But in the middle of the fracas Film Brain gets
left behind in the lurch. As part four ends Film Brain is found by the Cloaks
and is hypnotized into being one of them. (Cloak no. 1 says “One of Us” very
hypnotically before cutting to a clip from “Clerks: The Animated Series” where
Jay, Silent Bob and The Pinheads say “One Of Us! One Of Us!
TEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!” Before cutting to the movie as James does a
voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): Part five starts with the Nostalgia Critic’s team coming
into a house which doesn’t belong to any of them which is breaking &
entering. When Ma-Ti magically appears and has had nearly enough but the
Nostalgia Critic decides to give Ma-Ti something SO Stupid it lets Ma-Ti Down.
After another Arwen Enchantment/Perfume Ad the team find a book with spells and
enchantments. After reading a passage, they unleash Chuck Jaffers and that sets
off Malachite’s Magisense! Yes, finally after all this time we know who the
Anti-Technite’s name is and Chuck tells his story in the same voice it would
sound like if The squeaky voiced teen from The Simpsons had a love child with
Rick Moranis! But thinking that the Nostalgia Critic’s team is up to nothing
good, he decides to wipe them off the face of the earth! Meanwhile back with
the Cloaks we discover Film Brain fits in with them as much as Mel Gibson fits
in with a UNCF function! So rather than killing him they just leave him in the
lurch as much as his old team mates do. But Team Spoony do eventually find him
and reverse the damage the Cloaks did to Film Brain’s brain. Back at Jaffer’s
place Malachite finds the guy who was guarding Jaffer’s stuff and promptly rips
the poor dude’s heart out LITERALLY! Back with the Nostalgia Critic he’s fed up
and somewhere in his ranting he comes to the realization that Malachite was the
one behind the whole was and Spoony and his team are in danger because
Malachite is tracking them through the map. The Nostalgia Critic gets everybody
moving when one last obstacle stands in their way which is disguised by That
Dude In The Suede after tapping his sword Suede joins the Nostalgia Critic’s
team, ending part five. Part six picks up with Team Spoony finding a house with
a woman in there. Being smart as the exec who greenlit “Cop Rock” She lets them
in and they quickly duct tape her to the couch and head to the basement. There
they meet up with “That Guy With The Glasses” and he leads them to the voice of
the Ancient World played by James Rolfe and we get Malachite’s Backstory and to
the movie’s credit it does tell the story behind Malachite rather well. Not
being Rock Stupid The voice decides they cannot find the gauntlet and leaves. However,
“That Guy With The Glasses” tells the team where the gauntlet is on a note.
Film Brain: OH YOU’VE
Nostalgia Chick: GOT TO BE
Todd In The Shadows: FUCKING!
Nostalgia Critic: KIDDING ME!
TLOTA (Voiceover): That’s right, where their journey began is where it will
end. And just as the Critic grabs the gauntlet Jaffers arrive to kill them but
Phelous makes short work of the dude and they discover the gem had been placed
onto a Power Glove. Finally getting Jaffers pissed off he summons his other
obstacles leading to the Nostalgia Critic giving his most epic speech ever.
(Nostalgia Critic gives his speech then cut to James standing and giving an
awesome thunderous applause and intercut with every single epic applause from
movies before cutting back to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): And so begins the most awesome battle since the first
year brawl! The only thing missing is an epic brawl for something like this.
I’ll fill that in. (The long instrumental of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
theme done by Chuck Lorre and Dennis Brown are placed in where there is no
music.) Just when it looks like Jaffers might have the upper hand Spoony and
his team comes in for the rescue! While that’s happening, Suede discovers the
Gem from the Gauntlet. But the victory is short lived part six ends with
Malachite looking at everyone on the field and the look on his face says it
all. “You’re the Lambs, I am here for your slaughter!”. Our finale begins with
Spoony admitting he kept the map with him. The Critic handles it well. (The
Nostalgia Critic chides Spoony and yells “That’s how’s he’s been tracking us!”)
An SUV tries to hit him head on and it gets obliterated on impact. After seeing
that Phelous handles the fact that everyone there is screwed rather well.
Phelous: Oh This is gonna suck!
TLOTA (Voiceover): Two of the Cloaks attack head on and are thwarted
without even landing a blow. Jaffers comes face to face with Malachite one last
time and gets launched into geosynchronistic orbit! The third Cloak is revealed
to be The Last Angry Geek and he says “Screw this, I’m out of here!”. The Witch
Warrior and The Guy with the Cat Creature are engulfed in an exploding flame
without even a chance in hell! And just as you think Malachite won’t get his
gauntlet back, by the power of the force he gets it back and then uses the
power of it to make the Critic nail himself in the Po-pos, multiple times!
Linkara tries to shoot his magic gun and he just absorbs the power of the
shots. Joe and Lupa try to fill him with lead but all the shots don’t even
touch him! Spoony tries the bird seed trick and well… (Spoony is flicked into
orbit before cutting to James physically.)
TLOTA: Well Bye Spoony, see you in St. Louis! (Cut to the movie as James
does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): 8-Bit Mickey, Nostalgia Chick and Bennett try to attack
and fail. As does Indiana Snob and the Critic one more time but fail and just
when the Critic and everyone else think it’s the end Malachite shows his
hypocrisy as he reveals he has an IPhone and a works at a coffee shop! After
that Malachite plans on finally killing them all off when Ma-Ti pissed off at
everyone, even Malachite and while The Nostalgia Critic can be an asshole, I
think even he wouldn’t want to see Ma-Ti be destroyed by Malachite. But Ma-Ti
puts his ring on which turns out to be The Ring Of Aeon and the two duke it out
with their Powers. (The moment when Ma-Ti shouts “Eat…MY HEART!” and the powers
collide to their maximum and the moment at 2:33 mark until the ending of “Under
Pressure” by Queen & David Bowie is heard as the scene cuts to a montage of
every Internet personality including The Nostalgia Critic doing his intro, The
Angry Video Game Nerd drinking a Rolling Rock, Rowdy C reviewing a show and many
other personas in the Reviewerverse and Internet on Youtube and other video
sharing sites before cutting to a slow motion pic of Malachite and Ma-Ti being
blown away by the energy colliding and Malachite’s hat falling to the ground
and everyone cheers.) In that moment Ma-Ti defeated Malachite, but at what
cost… (The Nostalgia Critic Comforts Ma-Ti in his dying moments.) So…Yeah,
Ma-Ti died and is cremated and put in a canister of Oatmeal with Handsome Tom
tossing the remains into Outer Space. After that everyone returns to their work
as for the Critic, the pain of Ma-Ti’s death lingers in him and Linkara comes
by to talk to the Critic and talks about the Necronomicon and well… I’m just
gonna let The Brigadier General Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart say what
needs to be said. (Cut to a clip of The Third Doctor’s regeneration as
Brigadier General Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart says “Well, here we go
again!” before cutting back to clips of “Suburban Knights” as James does a
voiceover the clips)
TLOTA (Voiceover): So that was Suburban Knights and for what it was worth it was
amazing. The story was amazing, the plot moved along at a great pace. The
acting is leagues better than Kickassia and the character development was
incredible and for all the problems I had with Kickassia, I feel relieved they
were able to correct those problems and do justice to themselves and this
amazing film. The second it’s available, get it on DVD. It’s worth the money to
see what independent film makers can do that’s on the scale of a Hollywood
movie. (Cut to James Physically.)
TLOTA: I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans & That’s My opinion!
(Scene fades to black)
No comments:
Post a Comment