TLOTA: What the…? Synergy?! (Cut to Synergy)
Synergy: That is correct James and I am in need of your
assistance. (Cut to James)
TLOTA: What do you need me to do? (Cut to Synergy)
Synergy: I need you to review something for me. It should be
on the coffee table in a package left from your party in mid-July of this year.
(James opens the package and his face shows a look of total abject fear before
cutting to A Hand pulling a card designed by Stevie Swigart with the statistics
of James Faraci The Last Of The Americans while putting it into the Robo Knight
Robo Morpher and punching in the code 428 from the 0:00-0:03 mark from the
theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run. 0:04 mark from
the theme from the final season of American Gladiators shows James Faraci
morphing into James Faraci The Last Of The Americans with his Long sleeve
Tee-Shirt with the American flag design on it, Blue cargo Jeans and Tan Work
boots until 0:07 mark from the theme from the final season of American
Gladiators original run as scene cuts to James stocking up on his arsenal from
the Classic Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers Morpher, a bandoleer stocked up with
Sonic Screwdrivers, Ammunition for a 303 British Rifle and said rifle, The Ring
Of Aeon, The Gem From the Gauntlet Malachite’s Hand, Emmalina’s amulet and the
Sword Of Caliverti from 0:08-0:15 mark from the theme from the final season of
American Gladiators. 0:15-0:29 mark from the theme from the final season of
American Gladiators original run shows James leaping and running through
moments from the 2015 calendar year of his reviews ranging from James landing
on Linkara, to James getting his nards smashed, To Josie & The Pussycats
running into James’ office, to James and Paulo dressed as the Mario Brothers on
a snow sled, to Everyone at team TLOTA running out of James’ office, to James
leading the charge against the Cullens and the vampires of The Twilight Saga,
to Rowdy turning his head to Paulo with a demented smile on his face as
everyone save for James looks scared as James has his right hand with defeat on
his face until the 0:30 mark from the theme from the final season of American
Gladiators shows when James pulls out a sonic screwdriver towards the Power
Rangers then cuts over to a slab of titanium where lasers cut out “The Last Of
The Americans” until 0:36 mark from the theme from the final season of American
Gladiators original run when James lands on top of the slab while doing a
heroic pose with Rowdy, Paulo Fonseca, John Santos, Eliza Dushku & Eric
Kurtzke on his right and The Nostalgia Kid, Rebecca & Nick Yaun, Traci
Hines, Renee Miller and Mike Santos on his left doing their own heroic poses on
a black background the 0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of
American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top
of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it before cutting to
James heavily strapped down in different ways and James struggling to escape.)
TLOTA: I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and The
Views I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. (James grunts
and tries to get out of the chair) Yeah I’m in trouble. Possibly one of if not
THE worst movie of 2015. HIT IT! (Music from the movie plays as it shows the
Opening Credit to “Jem & The Holograms” before clips play as James does a
voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): This movie has become a viable
credibility for defense attorneys to allow rapists and murderers to get away
with their crimes SCOTT-FREE! And in the deepest parts of Southeast Asia it has
become the Number one method of torture for warlords, war profiteers and
terrorists to force people to join them in their fight to destroy all of
humanity! (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA: Yeah people, THAT BAD! And as far as I was concerned
from last year I had NO plans on reviewing it, no plans of even thinking about
reviewing it, HELL I KNEW THIS MOVIE WAS GONNA CRASH LIKE THE HINDENBERG! But
for those who need a quick Crash course on the source material. GUYS! (Cut to
Eric Kurtzke, John Ross Santos & Renee Miller in schoolroom as stock music
from an old School Educational film reel plays in the background.)
John Santos: Created by Christy Marx who I’m certain is in
no way any relative to the Marx Brothers, the classic series was originally
meant to sell dolls.
Renee Miller: But Christy put effort into the story and
characters. Mixing Action, adventure, comedy and drama with music the series
lasted 65 Episodes spanning three seasons and repeats for several years. Making
it beloved by both men and to women!
Eric Kurtzke: So it was so easy to make this movie properly.
RIIIIGHT? (Cut to James)
TLOTA: Well, seeing as how this IS one of the worst movies
ever made Special precautions have been taken to prevent me from causing a
fifty state manslaughter. Want to know? (Camera pans back to see Paulo Fonseca,
Rebecca Yaun & Eliza Dushku behind James)
Paulo, Rebecca & Eliza (In Unison): We’ll tell you!
Paulo Fonseca: You may see that I have half a roll of Duct
Tape the first half is around James’ wrists.
Rebecca Yaun: And I personally contributed…
Nick Yaun (Audio only): Honey, I can’t find the handcuffs or
straps we used last night when I was a bad boy am I going to be one tonight if
I can’t find them?
TLOTA (Audio only): Kinky!
Rebecca Yaun: What? I cleaned them before bringing them in
for the review. MOVING ON!
Eliza Dushku: Oh… um Yeah this is the key to the weapons
vault. (Eliza drops the key in her shirt.) And this is where James can’t get
it. (Cut to James’ desk as Traci and Mike as they pop up at the top of the
table.)
Traci Hines: And me and Mike spot welded the daylights out
of James’ chair to the floor.
Mike Santos: I did most of the work, I had to beg for her
help. What were you doing in the Green Screen Room?
Traci Hines: Trying out costumes for a Halloween Party I was
planning on throwing on the 31st of October.
TLOTA (Audio only): Where?
Traci Hines: Here? I sent a request form and I have a
duplicate in case you haven’t seen it yet. (Cut to Traci’s Hand and the Blue
Manicured fingernails on it as James sees the request.)
TLOTA: Oh yeah, I think I’ll check it after the review. But
let’s not waste any more time this is “Jem & The Holograms” (Cut to the
movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (voiceover): Something you’ll notice right away is
that there is A DECATON of clips from Internet videos submitted specifically
FOR this movie by fans and…. WAIT A MINUTE! Rob Scallion?! (Cut to James
physically)
TLOTA: ORAC! Patch The Nostalgia Critic into the feed!
(Static breaks before cutting to The Nostalgia Critic)
The Nostalgia Critic: Hmm, Stephen King’s “The Stand” for
Nostalgia-Ween that is a possibility. (Cut to James)
TLOTA: CRITIC! (Cut to Nostalgia Critic who reacts with a
Jump shriek)
Nostalgia Critic: Oh Hai James Faraci The Last Of The
Americans! (Cut to James)
TLOTA: Is Tamera around? (Cut to the Nostalgia Critic as
Tamera Chambers walks into frame)
Tamera: Present! (Cut to James)
TLOTA: Did you know your boyfriend was in a video they used
in “Jem & The Holograms” (Cut to the Nostalgia Critic and Tamera)
Tamera: Well I found out when we were working on the review
for it. We made him suffer when we reviewed “Alvin & The Chipmunks”
Nostalgia Critic: Uh excuse me I don’t mean to interrupt
actually I do but James what’s up with the straps and chains, you reviewing “50
Shades Of Grey”? (Cut to James)
TLOTA: I wish! I’m reviewing “Jem & The Holograms”. (Cut
to the Nostalgia Critic)
Nostalgia Critic: I’ll pray for you. (Cut to the movie as
James does a voiceover)
TLOTA: We’re soon introduced to Jerrica Benson played by
Aubrey Peeples as she and her sister Kimber played by Stefanie Scott have been
placed under the care of their Aunt played by Molly Ringwald and her adoptive
daughters because Jerrica and Kimber’s parents died from Plot Convenience No. 428:
Never really explained, just they’re dead, that’s it and they cut to present
day where the Aunt is in trouble financially and Jerrica who makes video blogs
and disguises herself with a wig and makes videos with her own songs then
deletes them because she thinks she sucks. (Cut to James and Traci)
Traci Hines: Well as someone who dresses up as characters
for her music videos I can say she doesn’t look as bad.
TLOTA: And I’ve seen them. Wait a second, hold up Traci,
what’s up with the blue wig and headband combo? You didn’t have that on before
while you were welding the chair to the floor.
Traci Hines: Again, looking for a costume, hosting a
Halloween party, October 31st, you and everyone else can come.
TLOTA: Okay. I’m not gonna question it. (Cut to the movie as
James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): One video Jerrica made was left on Kimber’s
camera when Kimber decides to post it onto Youtube. (Static breaks before
cutting to Rowdy, Writrzblok and Cartoon Hero screaming at James to stop before
cutting to James.)
TLOTA: Rowdy? Writrzblok? Cartoon Hero? (Cut to Rowdy, Writrzblok
and Cartoon Hero)
Writrzblok: Listen to us!
Rowdy: You don’t want to review this!
Cartoon Hero: It is SOOOO BAD IT MAKES “JOSIE & THE
PUSSYCATS” Look like Shakespeare!
Rowdy: It made me want to watch Reality Television! THAT IS
HOW BAD IT WAS! (Cut to James)
TLOTA: Look, I’m getting through this come Hell, Damnation, High-water,
All of The Above! (Cut to Rowdy, Writrzblok and Cartoon Hero)
Writrzblok: You damned fool!
Rowdy: You poor damned fool!
Cartoon Hero: YOU PISS POOR GOD DAMNED FOOL! (Cut to James)
TLOTA: ORAC! (Cut to static before cutting to the movie as
James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): So where was I? Oh yeah Kimber releasing
the video on the video sharing site that slaughtered the previews and the
actual movie! Well I wonder what could happen with that. Well, it becomes a
viral hit and it reaches Starlight Production and its President Erica Raymond
played by Juliette Lewis as she decides to sign the band on sight and sends them
to Los Angeles. While in Los Angeles a little droid named Synergy awakens. (Cut
to static for one second then Synergy played by Traci Hines appears.)
Synergy: THAT IS NOT WHAT I LOOK LIKE! I AM A HOLOGRAPHIC
PROGRAM BASED ON JERRICA’S DECEASED MOTHER THAT IS HOUSED IN A SUPERCOMPUTER
THE SIZE OF AN CHURCH ORGAN! (Cut to the movie as Synergy does a voiceover)
Synergy (Voiceover): That thing looks like the bastard
offspring of the “Earth to Echo” droid, “Wall-E” & BB-8 from “Star Wars:
The Force Awakens”! (Cut to Synergy
physically)
Synergy: I cannot stand by if you were not going to mention
how inaccurate this movie is in comparison to the Show it was based on. (Cut to
James physically)
TLOTA: I was going to mention it but now that you did I have
no reason to… So…Can I just get you to do this review or are you going to allow
me the courtesy of letting me do my job? (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): So yeah, this is supposedly Synergy who
sends the girls on a scavenger hunt for three missing pieces of it. The first
piece is at the Santa Monica Pier and guess who finds them. (Singing) His name
is Rio and he doesn’t look like his animated counterpart and oh yeah in this
Tijuana toilet he’s Erica’s son! (Speaking): Before nearly getting busted by
the Cops they run the hell into the middle of the Californian Beach lines and
start singing for no apparent reason. (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA: And guess what, I need a break for one reason it’s
called having to use the toilet like a racehorse! CAN ANY OF YOU GET ME OUT MY
BONDAGE? (Traci walks in and James notices her Purple contact lenses.)
Traci Hines: I’ll let you out to use the toilet and I’ll
keep you out of this stuff if you promise not to go on a killing spree!
TLOTA: You got it, Uh Traci, What’s up with the funky Alien Purple
Contacts?
Traci Hines: What are you talking about? (James points
towards the Mirror and Traci sees she still has those contacts in her eyes.) Eh
Whoops! I’ve got to be more careful with what I do.
TLOTA: Something isn’t kosher here.
(0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of
American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top
of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it act as the
commercial break intro and return to the movie while James does a voice over)
TLOTA (Voiceover): So after Jem and The Holograms get
through two of their three gigs booked by Starlight and finds the second piece
of Synergy, Jerrica’s Aunt tells her the bad news that the house is going up
for the auction in a few days. With no other choice Jerrica begs for an
advance. The Caveat, Jerrica has to sign a solo contract. The others take it
well. (Show clip of the girls shouting at one another before cutting to James
struggling to plug his ears.)
TLOTA: The only downfall of being strapped down for my own
protection! I really wish I could plug my ears and groan so I could friggin’
drown out the noise from this garbage! (Static breaks before cutting to the
Blockbuster Buster)
Blockbuster Buster: GET OUT! GET OUT THERE’S STILL TIME!
(Cut to James)
TLOTA: The Blockbuster Buster?! (Cut to the Blockbuster
Buster)
Blockbuster Buster: You don’t have to review this! You can
still walk away! (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA: Sorry E-Rod, but I must review it, Synergy asked me
to do so! (Cut to the Blockbuster Buster)
Blockbuster Buster: Okay, first off if Synergy asked you, I
think you might be crazy. Secondly seeing as how you’re just hell bent on
reviewing this I’ll pray for you! (Cut to the movie as James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): So as Jerrica does her first Solo gig,
listen maybe it’s my taste or maybe I can barely stand pop music now but since
I’m strapped down I can’t avoid how horrible this music is! (Jem’s solo gig
plays before cutting to James physically)
TLOTA: Shut Up! (Cut to the music still playing before
cutting to James physically again)
TLOTA: SHUT UP! (Cut to the music still playing before
cutting to James physically again)
TLOTA: SHUT THE HELL UP! (Cut to the music still playing
before cutting to James physically again as he screams in agony and Traci comes
brandishing Chudnofsky’s double barreled handgun.)
Traci Hines: WHAT PART OF SHUT THE HELL UP DON’T YOU MORONS
FREAKING UNDER…. (Traci load the gun with the 300 round magazine into the gun)
STAND! (Traci’s scream is heard as it cuts to a still of Jem as her head blows
up in a cartoony way before cutting to a still of Erica with her eyes
animatedly bugging out of her head before her head blows up in a cartoony way before
cutting to a still of Jerrica’s aunt with her eyes animatedly bugging out of
her head before her head blows up in a cartoony way before cutting to a still
of Starlight Productions being blown to smithereens before cutting to James
looking disturbed at Traci as Traci is foaming at the mouth trying to calm
down.)
TLOTA: GUYS! COULD YOU UNTIE ME AND TIE HER DOWN?! And they
were worried I might go nuts. (Static
breaks before cutting to The Nostalgia Kid)
Nostalgia Kid: Know this is a professional courtesy,
personally If I were the only guy who could save your life from being thrown
into an active Volcano, I’d be tossing you a bolder and wishing you happy
landings! Having said that, Stop while you still humanly can. (Cut to James)
TLOTA: Okay, look Nostalgia Kid, You’re still pissed off
about that whole “Fishtales” thing but there was a reason I sent you a copy to
see if you could do better than I did. I mean your review of Dumb &
Dumberer dwarfed mine by lightyears! (Cut to The Nostalgia Kid)
Nostalgia Kid: Really? (Cut to James)
TLOTA: YES! REALLY! (Cut to The Nostalgia Kid)
Nostalgia Kid: Wow, Now I really do care. So having said
that, you don’t have to review this, it is a level of torture The Geneva
Convention look at and say is inhumane! (Cut to James)
TLOTA: I must, for all that is good, I must! (Cut to The
Nostalgia Kid)
Nostalgia Kid: NO! YOU’LL NEVER SURVIVE “FIFTY SHADES OF
GREY”! (Cut to James)
TLOTA: “Fifty Shades Of Grey”?!... Fifty Shades Of…. I’m not
reviewing “Fifty Shades Of Grey”! (Cut to The Nostalgia Kid)
Nostalgia Kid: Whew, that is a relief I’ll tell you now. Well
why are you strapped down like that, what are you reviewing? (Cut to James)
TLOTA: Jem & The Holograms! (Cut to The Nostalgia Kid
screaming like a girl and running away and the sound of glass shattering is
heard before cut to James)
TLOTA: Thanks for that! (Cut to the movie as James does a
voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): After that bit of torture that would be
considered inhumane in Guantanamo Bay everyone in the band makes amends outside
of Jerrica’s old family home she had with her sister and parents and decide to
finish the search for Synergy’s missing part which just so happens to be back
at Starlight in the form of a pair of earrings Jerrica had which is now in
Erica’s safe. After some quick dips and dodges Jerrica gets the earrings and
something else. But after getting Synergy finalized we get…. UGH, The same message
from beyond the grave from either a father or father figure towards their
child/apprentice. (Cut to a hologram of Jerrica’s dad giving her a message
before cutting to Howard Stark’s message to Tony Stark in Iron Man 2, Splinter
talking to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles to Obi-Wan talking to Luke on Dagobah in “Return Of The Jedi” before
cutting back to the movie while James does a voice over)
TLOTA (Voiceover): So after that Jerrica shows Rio the other
McGuffin which gives him Starlight and ships Erica out the door. The band comes
back and the movie ends with Erica meeting up with The Misfits. (Cut to an
image of the real MISFITS rock band logo and James saying “OH GOD I WISH”) No
I’m talking about the rivals to Jem and The Holograms and their leader played
by Kesha and… (The Movie ends then cut to James physically)
TLOTA: That’s how it ends…on a Cliffhanger. WHY? (Cut to a still image of Kesha as the leader of The Misfits as "The Price Is Right" losing horn plays and a Rubber Stamp slams "Sequel Bait" on the still image before cutting to James physically) They actually
thought there was going to be a sequel! (James chuckles insanely and mutters
“They Thought there was going to be a sequel” every now and then as he breaks
his bonds save for the handcuffs in which he takes them off with a key, walks
into the backroom with the copy of “Jem & The Holograms” in his hands.)
Eliza Dushku: Should we…? (Everyone else nods no)
Eric Kurtzke: He’ll be fine after he eviscerates it! (Cut to
James continuing to chuckle insanely as he places the Jem & The Holograms
DVD on a set of cinderblocks as James goes to a wall full of crowbars & pry
bars until he reaches a sign that reads “Do not use unless you really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean
it!” before looking into an empty case with an outline of a mallet.)
TLOTA: What the….?
Traci Hines (Audio only): SCUM SUCKING GARBAGE GOBLING
WHORE! (James turns to see Traci Hines going bonkers for banana balls
screaming, cursing and swearing and hitting and obliterating the Jem & The
Holograms DVD even using Atomic Breath on it and taking the semi obliterated
DVD on the ground and screaming “I’M RAPING THE BAD MOVIE!” before cutting to
James looking shocked as she screams “I’M RAPING THE BAD MOVIE!” again then
cuts back to Traci just going to town until she becomes exhausted as
04:12-05:08 of the William Tell Overture plays in the foreground. James
cautiously walks up to Traci.)
TLOTA: Is there anything left for me to obliterate. Wait a
minute. (James puts his right hand on the back of Traci’s neck and a mix of
Colors comes onto James hand)
TLOTA: Paint?! Traci what’s going on here? (Traci takes a
half a step as he grabs Traci by the back of the neck and James pulls out a
mini-tablet.) ORAC! Holographic image of Traci Hines please. (A holographic
image of Traci Hines appears in a bare area in the backroom)
TLOTA (Audio only): Okay now ORAC, what would you call the mix
of colors on my right hand and the back of the Traci’s Neck? (Cut to James
holding Traci by the neck)
Olivia Horvath (Audio only): Actually if you’d let me… (Cut
to Olivia Horvath physically)
Olivia Horvath: I’d be willing to help seeing as how she
took make-up from my work station! (Cut to James holding Traci.)
TLOTA: One moment if you’d please. ORAC ready voice recognition
and Ready physical recognition of new user Olivia Horvath.
ORAC (Audio only): Scanning (A electrical light beam go up
and down Olivia’s body) Physical Recognition: Complete. Ready vocal
recognition.
Olivia Horvath: Olivia Horvath!
ORAC (Audio only): Scanning (different vocal frequencies
before matching Olivia’s exactly) Vocal Recognition complete.
Olivia Horvath: Excellent (Cut to James)
TLOTA: And let’s see, ORAC could you let Olivia use the Holographic painter
program? (Cut to Olivia Horvath)
Olivia Horvath: Absolutely! (Holographic painter program activates) Okay
let’s start with the blues, greens and purples in the wheel) (All the Blues,
Greens & Purples appear.) Thank you ORAC! (Olivia mixes the colors to paint
the Holographic image of Traci skin wise with the combo of colors to match that
of Synergy.)
Olivia Horvath: How about that?
Olivia Horvath: How about that?
TLOTA (Audio only): Thank you Olivia. Okay Now, ORAC Ready the
Alien Contacts over her eyes. (The Holographic image of Traci is painted skin
wise with the combo of colors and her eyes are covered by the Contacts.) Thank
you, now you said to Mike you were trying on Costumes, ORAC stop when you come
up with the clothing from Synergy and the hair color to match Synergy’s as
well. (The Holographic image of Traci is painted skin wise with the combo of
colors, her eyes are covered by the Contacts and the Hair and Costume matches
that of Synergy before cutting to James looking at Traci.)
TLOTA: Seriously? Or should I say “Synergy”? Really? Why?
(Traci gets James off of her.)
Traci Hines: Okay, last year you said you knew the movie was
gonna bomb and if certain people or certain people didn’t crossover to review
it, you weren’t going to.
TLOTA: Well why not ask me? I’m not unreasonable. I’d be
glad to do something, within reason of course.
Traci Hines: I know that but I felt you needed to review it.
TLOTA: Why? What else can I say that everyone else has said!
(Cut to clips of the movie while James does a voiceover)
TLOTA (Voiceover): This turkey was Dead on Arrival. Nothing
will ever compare to how bad this is and I’ve seen some really bad movies
that’ll never be erased from the deepest recesses of my memories. But what
little good that I can say is that the casting of certain actors in this movie and
I’ve got nothing bad to say about the teenagers playing the characters of Jerrica,
Kimber and the rest of the Holograms or to Molly Ringwald and Juliette Lewis but as far as I’m concerned everything
that has been said about how bad this movie is HAS been said, I’ve got nothing
to add to it so let’s do the only sensible thing left and to say yeah, this
movie sucks, let it die and rot in hell! (Cut to James, Olivia and Traci in the
backroom)
TLOTA: There, are you satisfied?
Traci Hines: Yeah, I am. Thank you.
TLOTA: You’re Welcome! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to
have a staff meeting in case Traci here wasn’t the only person involved. I’m
James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and That’s My Opinion! Would you like to
be a part of this because…?
Olivia Horvath: Yeah, she took my make-up. (Cut to James and
Olivia looking at everyone else before cutting to everyone else as an hour has
passed)
Paulo Fonseca: You do know, Me, my sister, my Brother in
Law, Eric, John, Mike, Renee & Eliza had nothing to do with what Traci did.
(Cut to James)
TLOTA: I understand that. But this is a symptom to what is
truly wrong here. (Cut to everyone else)
TLOTA (Audio only): I’m not an asshole who won’t listen to
your ideas and go for them. I might help your ideas if they were sensible and
for the love of peat moss if you suggest something write it down, shoot it to
me through my E-Mail or say it to my face and I WILL listen. (Cut to James)
TLOTA: I need to lead but I also have to be your friends in
order for us to work together and if you need to walk away for a brief period I
WILL UNDERSTAND! (Cut to everyone else)
Eliza Dushku: And we know you will, it’s just that you have
a big personality and you can be loud and hard in certain areas. (Everyone turn
their heads towards Eliza) What did I say wrong? (Cut to James)
TLOTA: Nothing, but I do get the point. I’m not like my
father. I’m better I will listen. (The audio of static from a TV is heard.)
The Maven Of The Eventide (Audio only): Well after last year
it’s a miracle that you listen at all!
Olivia Horvath: Who said that?
TLOTA: If it’s who I think it is… (James turns to see on his
TV The Maven Of The Eventide.)
TLOTA (Audio only): DAMN IT MAVEN…. (Cut to everyone looking
at the TV)
TLOTA: I thought we were Square! (Cut to the TV)
The Maven Of The Eventide: Oh we are, it’s just that I have
one more request for you to do. For old times’ sake and it just so involves one
of your members of your team contacting the other three she knows involved in
it. (Cut to everyone in team TLOTA before the camera pans over to Eliza Dushku)
Eliza Dushku: Really?! Who would I know? Oh them. I’ll see
if I can contact them.
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