(The Scene begins with James and Mistress Net in the crimson void)
TLOTA:
Okay, I can see you’re just going to torment me until I break.
Mistress Net:
Do you believe that I enjoy this? (The Audio of the other versions of James shouts, “YES!” James and Mistress Net turn to see the four different versions of James as we cut to "Rowdy” Faraci.)
“Rowdy” Faraci :
Seeing the prime version of me so sad and alone, being made to suffer because he didn’t turn out like any of us is a sad commentary on you, Net! (Cut to “The Blockbuster Buster” version of James)
James “Blockbuster Buster” Faraci:
He’s right, if there is a battle, you want someone who can lead, will lead, and wants to lead, not because he doesn’t care if he lives or dies. He will lead because he cares and has the strength to continue even if everyone tells him how wrong he is. (Cut to James In The Shadows version of James Faraci)
James In The Shadows:
If anything, a leader makes the tough decisions, not has everyone else make it for him because it’s what they want, but because it is the right thing to do. And making James prime miserable by aiding the events in a timeline he wanted to get out of makes you the villain of this piece. I mean for fucks sake, does James Prime want to be like us? Alone. (Cut to "Rowdy” Faraci)
"Rowdy” Faraci:
Constantly having no hope in a future he doesn’t have a part in? (Cut to “The Blockbuster Buster” version of James)
James “Blockbuster Buster” Faraci:
Knowing the woman he loved is gone, along with his heart and his will to fight? (Cut to the WWW James Faraci)
James Faraci [Wrestling With Wregret]:
I understand trying to mold something into an image of what you want him to be. Still, without a reward at the end, such as a championship run or a family to come home to, he has no reason to fight, but rather submit to whatever is going on. A warrior with no heart has no chance in combat; that’s why so many underdeveloped wrestlers become jobbers to established names. No push, no desire to make it to the top, no champion! And if this is the James you feel should be leading the oncoming chaos, the best thing you can do is give him a chance for the brass ring. (Cut to James and Mistress Net.)
TLOTA:
What they and someone out there are saying is... (Two female voices are heard shouting “ENOUGH!” Cut to a portal as Crosslyn Castillo and another younger female grab James and try to pull him through as Mistress Net tries to use magic bonds to keep him in the void as the younger female begins to chant and breaks Mistress Net’s bonds and pulls James through. Cut to the portal as Crosslyn Castillo and the younger woman look in.)
The younger woman:
It is time to rebuild and to make James into what you want him to be and not someone who will not be ready for your “Upcoming and Oncoming Chaos!” (The portal begins to close as Mistress Net screams out “NO! I MUST BREAK HIM! I MUST BREAK HIM!” as the portal closes and James sees the current line-up of Team TLOTA, Crosslyn Castillo and the younger woman.)
TLOTA (Audio only):
Paulo? Brenda? Rebecca? Nick? Andrew? Renee? Doug? Olivia? (Cut to James lying on the floor.)
TLOTA:
Crosslyn, I thought I told you to not get involved and who is she? (Cut to Crosslyn and the younger woman)
Crosslyn Castillo:
She found me and because I was the closest one to return and as for who she is, well, I will let her tell you.
The Younger woman:
Greetings James Faraci The Last Of The Americans, I am Kyralee of the Lacustrian Pod! I am an apology from Lacustrine. (Cut to James on the floor)
TLOTA:
Say again? (Cut to Kyralee of the Lacustrian pod)
Kyralee of the Lacustrian Pod:
I am Kyralee of the Lacustrian Pod, an apology from Lacustrine, she felt the loss you suffered and wished to recompense you, I am that recompense! (Cut to James as he is still lying on the floor.)
TLOTA:
Okay, play the clip! (Cut to everyone else)
Everyone else (In Unison):
What clip? (Cut to James as he is still lying on the floor.)
TLOTA:
The April Fool’s Clip. (Cut to Kyralee of the Lacustrian Pod)
Kyralee of the Lacustrian Pod:
James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans, this is not what I have discovered to be an “April Fool’s” joke. I am here as a recompense; you have earned it! (Cut to Crosslyn Castillo)
Crosslyn Castillo:
And I am here willingly, accept it, we’re part of the team! (Cut to James as he is hoisted back onto his feet and is between Crosslyn and Kyralee of the Lacustrian Pod) Welcome to a new chapter in your adventures, James. (Cut to a close-up of James.)
TLOTA:
Well, it’s better to have my forces replenished by something as good as I deserve it! (Cut to an image of James with a gigantic open-faced smile as the Losing Horn from "The Price Is Right" plays as a stamp place over the face "APRIL FOOL'S" and James says, “That’s the clip” off screen and Crosslyn replies “Well we’re still going to be beside you!” James responds off-screen with “Of Course!”)
