The End Of Mankind Part Seven

(Scene starts off in the semi demolished backroom of James' office as James' time device lands before cutting to the inside of James' time machine)

TLOTA: Okay, Delta team you assist the Caliverterians in stopping Michaud and his forces, Alpha team assist in repairs on Comicron-One and Omega team we stop Lazarus Dark and either re-claim the Gellar or finish it off, no matter what it ends NOW! (Cut to see Senator Michaud on a podium)

Senator Michaud: My fellow Americans, today we stand at a crossroad we can either stand up...

Lea Michele (Audio only): Or you can ignore this Jack-Ass and his hollow promises and know the truth! (Cut to everyone looking at Lea Michele leading the Caliverterian Army.)

Lea Michele: Ladies and Gentlemen, The truth of Senator Michaud. (Lea aims her Sonic Screwdriver at the jumbotron which shows a clip of the Executor trying to disguise himself as Senator Michaud after destroying him on the jumbotron)

The Executor: Had it not been for the grace of my help sacrificing itself for me, I would be dead now. But not to worry, I will get those Internet reviewers off the air and more will come to what I decide. (Footage cuts away)

Senator Michaud: How did you know?

Intern: Through me. Yeah I should tell you, My name is Adorkable Rachel and Linkara sent me on a mission to check up on what was going on and now the truth is out and guess what.... You're going to be sent to a bacon wrapped hell on earth. (Adorkable Rachel nearly kicks him when she is thrown into Lea Michele and Senator Michaud becomes The Executor and he summons an army to go on the attack as Lea, Adorkable Rachel and the Caliverterian Army prepare for battle then The Executor becomes a seven foot massive monster of darkness.)

The Executor (Demonic sound): THE WICKED WILL NOT BE DENIED. (Cut to James, Film Brain, Paulo & Rebecca Fonseca, Luke Mochrie, Comic Strip Critic, Eric Kurtzke, John and Mike Santos sneak around The Gellar to see Rowdy & Alex DeCourville rendered unconscious.)

TLOTA: They'll be alright, a little shaken but alright.

Lazarus Dark (Audio only): But you won't be. (Everyone turns around to see Lazarus as he beats the hell out of them except for James who hits Lazarus in the center of his ribcage before cutting to see the Caliverterian Army attacking soldiers of The Wicked as Adorkable Rachel does a summersault flip over one soldier and then proceeds to take the sword out of the hands of the soldier in front of her and slices it in half then tosses the sword to Lea who takes down ten soldiers at once before cutting to Comicron-One)

Jamietud: Okay, Engines have stabilized.

Renee Miller: I've got weapons back online, Linkara Come in we are functional again! (Cut to Linkara in the Cockpit.)

Linkara: Nimue, Try to re-establish communications with the Gellar.

Nimue: Communications open.

Linkara: E-Rod! You're going to kill us!

TLOTA (Audio only): Gaah! It's not E-Rod, it's Lazarus!

Linkara: Who? (Cut to the inside of the Gellar where James took a hit to the mid section)

TLOTA: Lazarus Dark. He took E-Rod's design and copied it on to himself. (Lazarus Dark grabs James by the throat.)

Lazarus Dark: After I disposed of him and then you and everyone else on this ship and every internet reviewer ever! Only then can I be like Michael Bay.

TLOTA (Getting choked): Seriously Why Bay? He can't make movies worth a damn!

Blockbuster Buster (Audio only): That's true. (A Fist knocks Lazarus away dropping James to the Ground and the two standing over them is The Blockbuster Buster and Malicia)

TLOTA (Audio only): Malicia?! What the hell?!

Blockbuster Buster: Stand still Lazarus!

(Malicia chants a spell and a blinding light shines as the scene cuts to see a Caliverterian soldier die as Lea Michele and Adorkable Rachel stand alone against an army of troops as a fleet of Angry Joe's troops comes in shooting everything in sight)

Angry Joe (Audio only): You didn't think I'd sit this out did ya?  (Lea Michele & everyone looks up to Angry Joe's space station enter the atmosphere before cutting to Angry Joe in the command center of his ship.)

Angry Joe: Okay our mission, protect the innocent and stop The Wicked before he does anymore damage, stop Lazarus Dork and see if we can seal this Rift before it destroys us all! (Cut to the inside of The Gellar as E-Rod took a hell of a hit and Malicia lay nearly dead on the ground.)

Lazarus Dark: You made a foolish decision separating us.

Blockbuster Buster: But it makes it easier to finish you off. (The two aim their hammers at each other with the power blasts coming out of each only nullifying each other until Dark's Hammer takes the power out of The Blockbuster Buster's)

Lazarus Dark: I've waited to do this to you for a long time! You ARE BUSTED! (The Nostalgia Critic screams "NO!" as he jumps out of nowhere to take the blast meant for The Blockbuster Buster before cutting to Paulo and everyone trying to get everyone into the Time device as Hyper Fan Girl collapses and her hands glow gold.)

Rebecca: What's happening to you?

Hyper Fan Girl: It's the Critic! I need to get to him, NOW! (The floor collapses on them with James rolling out of the way as Hyper Fan Girl lands next to The Nostalgia Critic's near lifeless body and Lazarus steps back and Paulo hangs on and lands on the chair to activate the engine shut down and self destruct at the same time while cutting to see Adorkable Rachel throwing a propane tank at The Wicked and Lea Michele shooting it causing an explosion and Lea Michele is Grabbed by the throat by The Wicked.)

The Wicked: Did you think you stood a chance to destroy me after all we've been through?

Lea Michele (Choking while talking): Did you think I was gonna destroy you? (Cut to see the barely conscious Hyper Fan Girl reaches her right hand out to touch The Nostalgia Critic to revive him as James has Lazarus Dark in a useless choke hold as Paulo and The Blockbuster Buster are being pummeled with Lazarus' bare hands as The Nostalgia Critic slugs Lazarus.)

Nostalgia Critic: Get everyone else on board. (James grabs Paulo and The Blockbuster Buster)

TLOTA: Malicia, Come on!

Malicia (Weakly): Someone has to keep him from getting out. (James regretfully leaves her behind as The Nostalgia Critic tries to pummel Lazarus into Hamburger before feeling the decent and Malicia gets enough strength to hold Lazarus)

Malicia: GET OUT OF HERE! (The Nostalgia Critic runs as James' time device shatters the front of  The Gellar and The Time device powers up and the engines power up as Hyper Fan Girl starts to fall as well and The Nostalgia Critic grabs her and takes a flying leap into the device as the scene cuts to Lea Michele having been bloodied and pointing to the sky as The Gellar continues it's decent but Comicron One, Angry Joe's space station and James' time device are starting to be pulled into the Rift. Lea places a micro teleporter onto Adorkable Rachel teleporting her to Comicron one as she sends one last message to James saying "Goodbye" as the Gellar falls and Comicron One, James's Time device and Angry Joe's Space Station are engulfed by the Rift and The Gellar falls on to The Wicked as he shouts "NO!" as does Lazarus in The Gellar as The Gellar explodes and destroys everything around it before cutting to a black screen for half a second before cutting to the left side of James' face with a white background)

TLOTA (Echoing audio): Where are we? (Cut to everyone walking around in a confused state in the white background)

Malcolm: I think...

Paulo: The questions are...

Tamara: What is this place...

Rebecca: and Do we truly exist?

Ma-Ti (Audio only): The answer to your questions are yes and we are out of time and space. (Different colored particles swirl as Ma-Ti retakes physical form)

Nostalgia Critic: Ma-Ti?!

Chris Stuckmann: From Captain Planet?

Count Jackula: No from Narnia, What do you think?

Linkara: So why are we here now? (Cut to an image of the stars brightening and the world spinning

Ma-Ti: Here we will see the rebirth of the universe.

Luke Mochrie: Why here?

Ma-Ti: So when time returns to the present day you will remember everything but the world around you will lives will return to normal, those on the planet will not remember what has happened.

TLOTA: So what are you saying is that the nightmare of the last few weeks will be wiped away but how?

Ma-Ti: As reward for letting go of the past when I was in The Plot hole, I was given the task to protect the Time Space Continuum. But one dumbass had made the job nearly impossible to do.

TLOTA: I take it the Dumbass is me?

Ma-Ti: You bet your ass!

John Santos: He wanted to make things better.

TLOTA: But instead I made things worse and... (James looks to his right to see the world has stopped and the stars begin to dim.) Something is wrong. The world is dying!

Benzaie: So what can we do?

Ma-Ti: There is a spark it needs to be reignited.

TLOTA: I'll do it. I made so many mistakes in the past. It's time for me to make up for them.

Ma-Ti: You may not survive.

TLOTA: I have a reason and motivation to do so. Lea died because of me.

Nostalgia Critic: How did you know that?

TLOTA: I saw her die before the Rift consumed us. If I do this she has a chance to live. That's all the motivation I need. There's only one thing I need from here, A promise. A promise from all of us that we do one thing. We live for something besides reviewing, We find a life! Goodbye! (James jumps and shouts "GERONIMO!" as those inside the rift begin to disintegrate save for Ma-Ti)

Jamietud: We're being destroyed.

Ma-Ti: No he's doing it. I never thought he had it in him.

Nostalgia Critic: Ma-Ti come with us.

Ma-Ti: It's too late. Forgive yourself as you forgave me once.

Nostalgia Critic: How?

Ma-Ti: Do the best reviews with those around you and with what you have.

Nostalgia Critic: I will ! (Everyone save for Ma-Ti continues to disintegrate as Paw, Elisa and Grey stick together)

Rowdy: THIS IS IT! HANG ON! (Everyone save for Ma-Ti finally disintegrates)

Ma-Ti: Goodbye(Scene fades to black)

TLOTA (Audio only): My name is James Faraci. (Cut to James eyes as images of every little internet reviewer and everything they've done.)

TLOTA (Audio only): And I am The Last Of The Americans. I made a lot of mistakes and it's about time I made up for some of them. (James' eyes push out of frame as the scene cuts away to see Emmalina and her fiancée played by Rebecca Fonseca and John Santos as a tear opens up to see James with The Sword Of Caliverti zooming into the castle only to stab Tharagan through the heart and cut his head and then is forced back into the Rift then cutting to James obliterating Dr. Insano in 1561 Scotland and the records of the wedding and marriage of him and Mary Queen Of Scots before being forced back into the Rift and then finally winding up on the set of "GLEE" where Ed played by Eli Stone)

TLOTA (Audio whispering): Psst Ed! (Ed turns his head to see James in the corner)

Ed: James? I thought...

TLOTA: What I need from you is to call out sick and let me take your spot today.

Ed: Why?

TLOTA: Because I need to do something to save Lea.

Ed: My boss will fire my ass.

TLOTA: Trust me your job is safe.

Lea Michele (Audio): Excuse me what's going on?

(Cut to James walking out from behind the boxes)

TLOTA: I'm sorry I'm a friend of Ed's my name is James.

Lea Michele: It's a pleasure to meet you. Would you like to do anything?

TLOTA: I'm just gonna help you. I'm a go-for. You know go for this, go for that.

Lea Michele: Oh okay well just so you're aware, even though you're good looking, I'm not...

TLOTA: Trust me not exactly looking for anyone myself right now.

Lea Michele: Well that's good.

(Cut to being around the set and eventually meeting and helping Lea Michele as the day goes on and Lea feels exhausted and James asks a guy named Matthew Paetz to help him load her exhausted body into her trailer)

TLOTA: There we go, get an hour's sleep and forget...Forget me altogether. I would've taken you to places far beyond imagination, far beyond the wildest dreams ever dreamt by man. But you need something realistic, there's a good man in Matthew who will help you get over the loss you suffered recently. But I will always remember what would've been, what should've been, but can never be. (The Rift opens one last time) Just know that there will be one man who loved you with all his heart but can never be with you. (James kisses Lea for the last time and holds her hand for the last time before walking away from her and into the Rift) Goodbye.(A Blinding light engulfs everything as it cuts to a window at a mall where Lea is signing books at a meet and greet at an FYE!)

Lea Michele: Okay and who do I make this out to?

TLOTA: James. (Lea looks up and sees James)

Lea Michele: I remember you.

TLOTA: Yeah, we had that one day where I filled in for Ed.

Lea Michele: I remember that day.

TLOTA: Me too, I hope you're happy.

Lea Michele: I am. You?

TLOTA: I'm working on it, but I'll get there.

Lea Michele: Good. Here you go. Enjoy.

TLOTA: Thank you. (Cut to James in a well lit black room as he silently opens up a vault and in the foreground is "Goodbye My Almost Lover" originally by "A Fine Frenzy" but covered by Lea Michele. James then proceeds to grab photos of moments before cutting to home video of the two going through to get said moments ranging from James and Lea making each other's breakfast and making a mess just for the two to wipe each other off and kiss to James trying to Surf alongside Lea to the two going through an argument to which James apologizes for starting, to Lea Pranking James while he was on the set of "Scream Queens", to having a romantic dance at his sister's wedding before cutting back to James after all those moments then James grabs Lea's personalized Sonic Screwdriver and flashes back to the times she saved James or when she used it at all before cutting back to James just at the four minute & Nineteen second mark of "Goodbye My Almost Lover")

TLOTA: Thank you Lea, for being one of the best things to ever happen to me. But now I have to let you go. (James places the Sonic Screwdriver into the vault and closes the lid as the song resumes then James turns his back onto the vault and James manages to produce a sexy cry in his right eye. Before cutting to James in his office when a Skype ring calls)

TLOTA: Hey dude, what's on your mind? (Cut to The Comic Strip Critic)

Comic Strip Critic: Just checking in making sure you're doing fine. (Cut to James)

TLOTA: I'm surviving, like I always do. (Cut to The Comic Strip Critic)

Comic Strip Critic: Well that's good. Rowdy's gonna be next to call to make sure you're fine. (Cut to James)

TLOTA: I'll be ready for it. Thanks for calling, better let Rowdy contact me.(James ends the call and two tenths of a second later the Skype ring calls) Hey Buddy what's up with you? (Cut to Rowdy)

Rowdy: Doing well. You?

TLOTA: Hanging in there and I've got the rope burns to prove it. (Rowdy chuckles slightly at that.)

Rowdy: Listen if you need to take a break...(Cut to James)
TLOTA: Let me say the following. I work to forget what I lost. Sitting around and thinking just reminds me and I don't need to be reminded of what I lost. For now I'm fine and I'm gonna be back at it soon. Okay? (Cut to Rowdy)

Rowdy: I understand. Just don't do what our friend did. (Cut to James)

TLOTA: I've got a lot to live for. Their names are Madison, Mallory and Vivian. (Cut to Rowdy)

Rowdy: Oh yeah, your nieces. Listen, do yourself a favor. If you ever feel stressed out take a breather, doesn't matter for how long, being a contributor to the site is voluntary. But knowing you you'd be at it the day after you got hitched. (Cut to James)
TLOTA: Knowing our luck that day will be the day Ice Hockey is being played on the River Styx. But for now I think I'm better off doing what I need to do and What I do is take on the garbage so people can enjoy the good stuff. (Cut to Rowdy)

Rowdy: Well, as you always say "Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down". (Cut to James)

TLOTA: Absolutely and as you say "Stay Rowdy My Friend" (James ends the call and two tenths of a second later the Skype ring calls) Yes? (Cut to the Nostalgia Critic)

Nostalgia Critic: Hey James, with all the info I have from all that should've been what will happen now? (Cut to James)

TLOTA: The future is ours, what we do with it is up to us. For now, let's make it the best one for the next generation and us. (Cut to The Nostalgia Critic)

Nostalgia Critic: Well I coul...(James has a look of "Seriously?" before cutting back to The Nostalgia Critic) Maybe I'm better off not doing what I'm thinking about doing. (Cut to James)

TLOTA: Yeah. (Cut to Nostalgia Critic)

Nostalgia Critic: Well, if you'll excuse me I hope you're going to be fine. (Cut to James.)

TLOTA: Yes and tell everyone else that I'll be fine as well. Maybe we'll meet again sometime in the future.

Nostalgia Critic: Maybe. (Cut to James shutting off the Computer and going out to the main space in the office)

TLOTA: The world is waiting on us So what do you guys say?

Paulo: To do what?

TLOTA: Inspire greatness by showing what's right and wrong and hoping for the best. But for now let's see what we can find to inspire us. You guys in? (James places his right hand out and slowly but surely the rest if team "The Last Of The Americans" place their hands in.)

TLOTA: On three. One, Two, Three! GO AMERICAN!

Everyone else: GO AMERICAN!

(Cut to see James' time device flying to the sunset before cutting to the end credits roll with the following as credited Sets Desginged & Built by Jim Jarosz & Robert Faraci, Director Of Photography: Ed Glaser, Special FX Supervisor Jim Troken, Main Theme by Michael “Skitch” Schiciano. Cast Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, Brad Jones: Cinema Snob, Todd Nathanson: Todd In The Shadows, Mickey Paradis: 8-Bit Mickey, Tom Hanley: Handsome Tom, Eric Rodriguez: E-Rod The Blockbuster Buster/ Lazarus Dark, Carey Denise: News Reporter/Malicia, Chris Lee Moore: Rowdy, Paulo Fonseca: Paulo, Rebecca Fonseca: Rebecca/Emmalina, James Faraci: James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans, Lea Michele: Lea, Eric Neil Kurtzke: Eric, John Ross Santos: John, Mike Santos: Mike, Renee Miller: Renee, Eli Stone: Cartoon Hero/ Ed, John Webber: The Comic Strip Critic, Chris Stuckmann: Chris, James Sullivan: Jamietud, Jack Shen: Count Jackula, Stevie Swigart: The Media Wiz,  Alex DeCourville, Joe Vargas: Angry Joe, Matthew Buck: Film Brain, Mike Jeavons: Mike J,  Luke Mochrie: Luke Mochrie, Paul Schuler: Paw, Kaylyn Saucedo: Marzgurl, Rachel Herrick: Adorkable Rachel/Intern Elisa Hansen: Elisa, Chad Rocco: C.R., Rob Walker: Tharagan/Senator Michaud/The Wicked/ The Executor,  Benjamin Daniel: Benzaie, William DuFresne: Suede, Tamara Chambers: Tamara/Hyper Fan Girl, Malcolm Ray: Malcolm , Barney Walker: "Critic", Sandy Walker: Tamara, Fard Muhammad: Malcolm, Noah Antweiller: Dr. Insano, Bhargav Dronamraju: Ma-Ti. Then more crew credited Additional FX by Jim Troken, Andrew Dickman, Allen Stephens, Script Supervisors: James Faraci,Jillian Zurawski, Melissa Kent, CG Background & Opening Credits by Marek Wodzinski, Post Lighting effects by Rob Walker & Jim Troken, Props by Jim Jarosz, Justin Barnes, Terrence Dellinger, Ghostbusters Chicago Division, Additional Music from musicloops.com, Proscores, Kevin Macleod, Classical Pieces Special Thanks To We Shot First(Justin Barnes, Haley Barnes & Terrence Dellinger), Jim Jarosz, Ed Glaser, Rob Walker, Jillian Zurawski, Jamez & Carrie, Mike Michaud, Holly Christine Brown, Ghostbusters Chicago Division, Chris Lee Moore, Carey Denise, Christy Romano, James Faraci, Erin Walker, Robin Walker, Eric Ducharme,Everyone who worked their ASSES off in making this film. Thank You so VERY much for your dedication to this madness. Post End Credit scene of a Granddaughter coming towards the now retired Nostalgia Critic and his wife and the three of them walking down the beach for a minute towards the sunset before cutting to the Channel Awesome Mark Two closing credit.)

The End Of Mankind Part six

(Cut to a quiet hunting camp miles outside of upstate New York as James' time device lands and everyone walks out demoralized)

Paulo: So this is "Safe Haven"?

TLOTA (Audio only): Yep. There's plenty of Bedrooms, no running water but there are outhouses. We have a Kitchen straight out of a restaurant, billiards table, generator, Satellite Television and VHS/DVD Combo, No phone signal or Internet at all but there are more amenities in my time device. So we should be safe for a while, After a couple of days, we prepare.

Film Brain: For what exactly?

Mike J: What do you think Spotted Dick? James' government has declared war and we're the target

Benzaie: Well at least if we decide to surrender I'll do so quickly.

Luke: Benzaie? Shove it!

Comic Strip Critic: It looks like a hunting camp.

TLOTA: It is. And yes we can tap into the power from the time device but it could alert anyone to our whereabouts so for now let's play it safe and oh before I forget there's one bedroom that belongs to the guy who actually runs the camp.

Marzgurl: We can't go in that one.

TLOTA: Yep. Okay everyone settle in. (Cut to later in the day towards the night.)

TLOTA (Audio only as he is carrying a tray of food.): I know you're all used to a certain way of eating but right now it's a moot point what I have on the tray is what we're eating. (Cut to everyone reacting to the tray of meat.)

Lea Michele: That looks like a lot of meat and any guy here says "That's what she said" I will Bobbit-ize you! Comprende? (Every guy crosses their legs in fear and say Comprendo. Before cutting to James at the end of the table.)

TLOTA: Good, now let's all bow our heads. (Everyone bows their head) Father we are grateful to still be together and alive and I pray your light will help us survive the darkness. In your name and your son's name we pray. Amen. (Everyone at the table says Amen and grabs a bite to eat before cutting to Paw awake and outside to see the sunrise.)

Elisa: So that's where my men are.

Paw: Hi pookie, So how have you been doing? It feels like it takes forever for the sun to rise in our apartment. Here it's up and out at like Five in the morning and it feels so good to see it this early. (The sun rises as Paw puts a pair of Sunglasses on Baby Grey as all three see the sun rise and James walks over.)

TLOTA: I take it you're thinking about doing something different like say find a nice quiet place after this and try to restart everything up here away from the stress and the crazy of the life of the city. Why do you think I do a review and editorial/mini-review once a month. This vocation is a cluster of insanity, I need what you have.

Paw: What's that?

TLOTA: This (Pointing to Elisa and Grey) A wife, a child, a little place of my own and a job I love to do. But I don't I have that, because I am "James Faraci The Last Of The Americans" and my job is to express not only my thoughts but so many and it's difficult to have the balance you have. But a part of me but the rest I still want but now the question is When?

Paw: If you want it, it'll come to you when it wants to.

TLOTA: Thanks, The advice makes no sense but I appreciate it, we've got to get training, come on let's get going. (All of them walk down as the sun rises and then cuts to everyone training in a montage similar to the first live action "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie before cutting to James rubbing Lea's Shoulders)

Lea Michele: You know for someone as big as you are your hands are so good at this.

TLOTA: Thanks.

Lea Michele: You know something. If we survive this, do you think we might try living together before we take that dive?

TLOTA: Lea...(Paulo coughs off screen then jumps on to the couch next to the two.)

Paulo: Mind if I relax a bit?

TLOTA: It's a free country while it still can be one. You know something. I have to ask you something.

Paulo: Like you said, it's a free country while it still can be one.

TLOTA: When I screamed at you, I was trying to sacrifice myself so you guys could get a chance to survive.

Paulo: But it was against our honor code we have as citizens of Sullivan County to leave one of our own. We're bound to stand by each other and our county. We are bound by blood, bound by heart and soul and we are bound to live and die for Sullivan County.

TLOTA: Okay dude, now you're starting to cross the line. You can question my sanity, my intelligence, my health but never question my loyalty to Sullivan County.

Paulo: You're right. (Paulo turns on the TV News as the news reporter played by Carey Denise Moore)

News reporter: And in political news The Internet Protection Act is being fast tracked especially when Senator Michaud was seen outside of what appeared to be a destroyed safe house for internet based terrorists....(Cut to James standing up)

TLOTA: "SAFE HOUSE FOR INTERNET BASED TERRORISTS" MY ASS! IT'S THE STUDIO!

(Cut to Senator Michaud on the television)

Senator Michaud: My fellow Americans, this is a reason why people like you and I deserve a better internet, an internet without these terrorists like the one called "Rowdy" or "Linkara" and.... (Cut to James, Lea & Paulo looking on and listening in as the audio continues.)

Senator Michaud (Audio only): It is clear that while they exist, they threaten our way of life. So it is with a heavy heart that I...(James grabs the remote and shuts off the Television)

TLOTA: EVERYONE PACK UP!

Eric: What's up?!

TLOTA: We're heading back.

John Santos: Why?

TLOTA: Senator Michaud has forced our hand. I'm not going to let him get the win. (Everyone who stayed at the camp flood the Time Device.) ORAC! Open communications to Comicron One.

Linkara (Audio only): Linkara here.

TLOTA: Linkara, get Comicron One to the Studio.

Linkara (Audio Only): A bit of a problem. The Gellar is attacking me!

TLOTA: What?! (Cut to the interior of Comicron one slightly battle damaged)

Linkara: Yeah I don't what's going on over there but we're under attack. I've got a feeling it's Jackula on a Sugar rush. (Cut to the inside of James' time device)

TLOTA: I doubt it, Patch me to Jamietud. Jamietud can you hear me?(Cut to the interior of Comicron one slightly battle damaged)

Jamietud: Yeah dude what's up?

TLOTA (Audio only): Did you do the analysis I asked for you?

Jamietud: Yep. I found the connection and I came up with a way to break it.

TLOTA (Audio only): Send it to Rowdy.

Jamietud: I tried but he's not responding.

TLOTA (Audio only): Hang on. (Cut to James and everyone else physically.)

TLOTA: Help is on it's way.

TO BE CONTINUED

The End Of Mankind Part Five

(Scene starts at E-Rod's apartment in front of E-Rod's Fridge and Nerdlinger walks in.)

Nerdlinger: I hope E-Rod don't mind if I take a drink. (E-Rod lands on Nerdlinger and the two get up and shake off what happened.) E-Rod! What are you doing in the fridge?

E-Rod: Well, I figure hey it's Florida, it's warm. I'd chill out in the fridge. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I WAS DOING IN THERE?!

Nerdlinger: Staying cool?! (E-Rod ughs then sighs!)

E-Rod: I can't stay mad at you.  JARVIS, What's going on?

JARVIS: The Last Of The Americans accidentally teleported Lazarus Dark and has tasked him into studying A Paradox Rift. Lazarus has taken the ship

E-Rod: WHAT?  The shit just hit the fan. Sorry about cursing in front of you Nerdlinger.

Nerdlinger: Oh I'm used to you using saying bad words. Here I thought you might need this(Nerdlinger hands the actual Blockbuster Buster hammer to E-Rod and transforms into "The Blockbuster Buster")

Blockbuster Buster: JARVIS Send me to Omega Coordinates.

JARVIS: SIR?! Omega Coordinates are only to be used in case...

Blockbuster Buster: ...Of an emergency and the end of the world should qualify. Wish me luck Nerdlinger, cause I'm gonna need it! Allons-Y! (E-Rod teleports away before cutting to a black screen with James' message of "The Base has been compromised. Send no reply. Stay hidden. Send no reply. Our saboteur has jumped the gun and now we've got to go to our end game. Send no reply. Do Not Go Home, repeat Do Not Go Home. Send No reply" while seeing Linkara in his Captain's Chair sitting in sadness and then cut to several others just with sad looks on their faces as well as everyone else in E-Rod's ship getting sad except for Lazarus who sits in his Captain's chair with a grin on his face before cutting back to Linkara dressed as a Captain in Star Trek with a heavy sadness on his face.)

Linkara: Nimue open communications to E-Rod's Ship and to all decks on Comicron-One.

Nimue: Channels open.

Linkara (Audio only as scenes of everyone listening are seen.): As of this moment we're now fighting for our survival. As for our exploratory mission, I am in charge. The remaining power of command now goes to the Nostalgia Critic. We trust ourselves and no one else. To all who we associate ourselves with, if you are truly loyal then heaven help you because for as much as we trust you it is with profound sadness to tell you this but we cannot help you out of this situation. Linkara out. (Shuts off communication then cuts to The Nostalgia Critic in the hallway as The Nostalgia Critic tosses a ball onto a wall before Hyper Fan Girl catches it.)

Hyper Fan Girl (C): Hey how am I holding up? (Hyper Fan Girl tosses the ball to The Nostalgia Critic)

Nostalgia Critic: Well considering I marry someone I tortured for the sake of my reviews and the world is on the brink, I'd have to say I'm hanging on to sanity by it's fumes. Which makes no sense in the grand scheme of things.(The Nostalgia Critic tosses a ball to Hyper Fan Girl)

Hyper Fan Girl (C): Trust me when I say things don't make sense anymore do you think I'd want to be stuck inside Hyper Fan Girl?(Hyper Fan Girl tosses the ball to The Nostalgia Critic)

Nostalgia Critic: Point taken. But it just seems I'd find someone else. As far as I know the future isn't set in stone yet.(The Nostalgia Critic tosses a ball to Hyper Fan Girl)

Hyper Fan Girl (C): That's true. Who knows if things work out, you might wind up with Hyper or a pretty good woman.(Hyper Fan Girl tosses the ball to The Nostalgia Critic)

Nostalgia Critic: I just want to avoid being in an apocalypse where my colleagues and the few friends I have die because of what I do.(The Nostalgia Critic tosses a ball to Hyper Fan Girl)

Hyper Fan Girl (C): Well You and I know that Ma-Ti's death wasn't your fault but the fact remains that you and I blame the fact if we didn't drive him off into stupid things like say The Goat porn he'd still be around.(Hyper Fan Girl tosses the ball to The Nostalgia Critic)

Nostalgia Critic: That's true. (The Two converse some more as their audio is slowly muted as Rowdy bumps into Alex DeCourville.)
Rowdy: Hey Alex, can I have a word with you in private?

Alex DeCourville: Sure thing. (Cut to the two in the "Engine Room")

Rowdy: I think something is up with E-Rod. Either it's not really him or someone has him under a spell either way don't follow his instructions.

Alex DeCourville: And if say someone like the Critic disappears or Count Jackula drops dead we'll know it was him or say someone got pissed off and dropped Jackula like a bad habit.

Rowdy: Listen all I know now is that James knows the person leading us isn't E-Rod.

Alex DeCourvile: How do you know that?

Rowdy: James told me in private that E-Rod told him that E-Rod renamed the Exit Strategy to The Gellar.

Alex DeCourville: So what do we do?

TLOTA: James gave me a private communication code to Jamietud. I've already told him what's going down and I hope he tells Linkara. (Cut to Jamietud keeping an eye onthe energy readings from the Rift )

Jamietud: Jamietud to Linkara, Come in Linkara. (Cut to Linkara in the Cockpit of Comicron One)

Linkara: You're coming in loud and clear. (Cut to Jamietud)

Jamietud: The energy is stable but according to Chris Stuckmann there's audio coming in. (Cut to Linkara)

Linkara: Let me connect to E-Rod and then we'll all listen. (Cut to E-Rod's ship as audio of James and everyone's voice saying things and then everyone listening.)

TO BE CONTINUED

The End Of Mankind Part Four

(Scene starts two days later as Senator Michaud gets wind that his plans are close to being foiled and angered to no end.)

Senator Michaud: Intern, The number for the infiltrator, NOW (Cut to everyone just waiting around having a bite to eat and bored to death.)

Todd In The Shadows: You're Count Jackula aren't you?

Count Jackula: Yep. Got any horror movies?

Todd In The Shadows: Nope. Got any Pop songs that make me angry?

Count Jackula: Do I look like I'm into pop songs?

Todd In The Shadows: Touche. (Cut to Paw and Elisa changing Baby Grey's Diaper when the smell of it knocks out Benzaie, Eric Kurtzke, Jamietud, Alex DeCourville, Spoony, Paulo and Rebecca Fonseca, John & Mike Santos, Linkara, Malcolm & Tamara as they walk past the two before Lea Michele walks by.)

Lea Michele: Geez what do you feed your kid? Wait a second? I've seen you before. Haven't I?

Elisa Hanson-Schuler: Well maybe?

Lea Michele: No, no, no, you dress up like a Victorian Stevie Nicks?

Elisa Hanson-Schuler: Well on occasion.

Lea Michele: And then you review Vampire movies and merchandise.

Paw: Look I'm sure my wife is someone you think she is but right now we're busy taking care of our son and he's fidgeting while I'm trying to get the ointment on his tuchus so he doesn't chafe. So if you don't mind PISS OFF!

Lea Michele: What got into you? I was just inquiring if she was the same person that tormented my boyfriend last October. (Lea Michele walks off in a huff.)

Elisa: You came off a bit too strong.

Paw: Well between trying to take care of our son and fans wanted to see "Music Movies" return and now all this. I'm trying to stay sane in an insane world and the pressure can make people a little snappy. (Cut to Linkara contacting Comicron-One and Nimue)

Linkara: Nimue any changes to the Paradox rift?

Nimue (Audio only): Currently everything appears to be stable.

Linkara: Well if anything changes, let me be the first to know.

(James walks up to Linkara)

TLOTA: Good thinking as a matter of fact I need you and a team to examine the Paradox Rift. Bring E-Rod with you.

Linkara: Okay Snob, Stuckmann, Jamietud, Todd, C.R..Adorkable Rachel, Handsome Tom & 8-Bit Mickey. I need you on board Comicron-One with me to observe the Rift. E-Rod I need you as well.

TLOTA: Take the Exit Strategy as backup also bring with you Count Jackula, Alex DeCourville, Rowdy & Suede with you.

Lazarus Dark (Disguised as E-Rod): Sure thing.

TLOTA: Excellent. Rowdy a word with you in Private!

Count Jackula: Oh Cool I get to fly in a spaceship, I'll fire lasers and be as bad ass as I am!

TLOTA: Okay everyone good luck. Right now E-Rod & Linkara will be keeping an eye on the Rift.

Hyper Fan Girl (C) (Audio only): Excuse me! (Cut to Hyper Fan Girl Physically walking towards James)

Hyper Fan Girl (C): I'd like to help out too.

TLOTA: Am I talking to Fan Girl or "Critic" now?

Hyper Fan Girl (C): Both

TLOTA: That makes no sense.

Hyper Fan Girl (C): Of course, it's not supposed to make sense.

TLOTA: Fine, Go with E-Rod on board The Exit Strategy.

Nostalgia Critic: Wait a second, where she goes I have to follow.

TLOTA: For obvious reasons. Take care. You two will report to me on the hour every hour possible.

Linkara: You got it!

Lazarus Dark (Disguised as E-Rod): I'll report to you myself.

TLOTA: Thanks. Everybody ready? (Linkara and his team give James the Thumbs Up as does Lazarus and his team.) Good luck. (Both teams teleport to their respective ships.)

The Cartoon Hero: Anything you need us for?

TLOTA: As a matter of fact I do. I need you, Paulo, Rebecca and John Santos to find Senator Michaud. He's supporting this "Internet Protection Act and I need...(An explosive device explodes outside James' office building.) ORAC! Report!

ORAC: Someone has blasted through the shielding.

TLOTA: We have been compromised something tells me the Saboteur isn't playing around. Jeannie get the rest of us to Chicago. Specifically The Nostalgia Critic's studio. Wait, I can't forget ORAC! (James runs as he encounters a group of soldiers without faces ready to gun him down before he is rescued by a fleet of Caliverterian Soldiers coming in from behind them and he decides to stand with them and summons The Sword Of Caliverti, The Ring of Aeon, Emmalina's Locket and the Gem From The Gauntlet Malachite's Hand before cutting to James looking in the backroom.)

TLOTA: JEANNIE! BLINK TO ORAC, GRAB IT AND GET EVERYONE ELSE OUT, NOW!

Jeannie: But what will happen to you James, friend of my master.

TLOTA: It doesn't matter, They're the key to stopping this. Get out. NOW!

Rebecca: James don't.

Paulo: Wait, I've got an idea. (Cut to all that remains running into James' time device.)

Paulo: ORAC! Rescue plan Delta.

ORAC: He may not like it.

Paulo: Just do it. (Cut to Rebecca and Paulo grabbing the Keys to activate the time device and inserting them into the slots to turn them before cutting to James and the Caliverterian Soldiers jumping over a dead faceless soldier just for the ability taking out ten of the faceless soldiers when the open door to James' time device swallows all of them up as the door closes and the time device flies off then cutting to James walking to the main console to drop Paulo like a bad habit)
TLOTA: DAMN IT PAULO! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME BEHIND!

Paulo: No way, we're are Sullivan loyal. We never leave one of our own behind. (James takes a calming breath)

TLOTA: You're right. I'm sorry. Setting coordinates for "Safe Haven" ORAC! Send a message. "The Base has been compromised. Send no reply. Stay hidden. Send no reply. Our saboteur has jumped the gun and now we've got to go to our end game. Send no reply Do Not Go Home, Repeat Do Not Go Home Send no reply." (Scene cuts to James' time device flying in the sky before fading to black)

TO BE CONTINUED

The End Of Mankind Part Three

(Scene starts in Linkara's apartment as he hums his theme song when Jeannie played by Lauren Biggan blinks in)

Jeannie: Hello, you're the friend of my master called Rowdy. (Linkara jumps back in surprise)

Linkara: You are...?

Jeannie: Jeannie

Linkara: Jeannie as in magical creature that grants three wishes Genie? That type of Genie?

Jeannie: That is correct and he and another mutual friend of his needs your ship. Well more specifically your teleportation device to bring them all to these coordinates. (Jeannie hands Linkara a slip of paper before cutting to see Film Brain and Mike J working out the kinks in a crossover before being cross wipe faded away. Then cut to E-Rod's apartment as Lazarus is being cross wipe faded away. Then cutting to The Nostalgia Critic coming in and going through his daily ritual of looking at the empty coffee cup and a picture of Ma-Ti and shedding a tear for his fallen friend before cutting to Malcolm and Tamara waiting in the backroom of the Critic's studio.)

Malcolm: Hey Critic Why do you that...( Malcolm and Tamara are cross wipe faded away before cutting to  The Nostalgia Critic)

Nostalgia Critic: Can't I still regret the actions that killed someone who I abused and should've treated well while he was still alive. Malcolm? Tamara? (Nostalgia Critic feels a tingle in him) What's going on?

(Nostalgia Critic shouts "Whoa! Dwah!" as he is cross wipe faded away before cutting to see The Nostalgia Critic, Malcolm and Tamara in a room with Rowdy, Count Jackula, Handsome Tom & 8-Bit Mickey, The Cartoon Hero, The Comic Strip Critic, Marzgurl, Adorkable Rachel, Todd in The Shadows, Angry Joe, Benzaie, Paw & Elisa, Spoony, C.R., Alex DeCourville, Suede, Chris Stuckmann, Luke Mochrie, Cinema Snob, Linkara and The Nostalgia Critic working his way to the front of the crowd as the camera turns to see everyone in Team "The Last of The Americans" and Lea Michele.)

TLOTA: Welcome everyone. (Cut to an office where Senator Michaud played by Rob Walker sits and watches The Nostalgia Critic slamming "The Haunted Mansion" starring Eddie Murphy and Senator Michaud getting angry when an intern played by Rachel Herrick walks in)

Intern: Senator Michaud, I've gotten word that our inside man has infiltrated his duplicate's home and is working on destroying everything.

Michaud: Excellent.

Intern: Are we going too far. I mean one of them have made a B-Level movie that people really like.

Michaud: Oh my dear intern. They control so much already. We're just returning things to the way they used to be. We'll be doing humanity a favor. Why don't you do me a favor and get me a copy of Fishtales from Amazon. (Cut to everyone standing there not believing James)

TLOTA: I know no one here has a reason to either trust or believe me. I hardly believe it myself. But ORAC confirms it. There is a Rift that's slowly destroying all of time and somehow it's connected to the fact that Nostalgia Critic's future temporal energies now reside in Hyper Fan Girl.

Jamietud: Color me skeptical but we need proof.

TLOTA: Exactly why I hotwired the Dream Amplifier and a projector to ORAC in order to project what happened and maybe we can see what happened. Are you ready Critic?

Nostalgia Critic: NO WAY AM I...!

TLOTA: Not you I mean the Critic that's not you but the you that is....

Hyper Fan Girl (C): Oh for the love of Peat Moss. (Hyper Fan Girl angrily walks over and puts the helmet.) Alright ORAC show them what's inside of my noggin! (A grunt of pain is heard as the device is activated and a hologram of "Critic" played by Barney Walker is seen)

"Critic": If you don't recognize me than allow me to introduce myself. Hello I'm The Nostalgia Critic and I remember it so you don't have to. (The Nostalgia Critic's jaw drops as Tamara and Malcolm snicker)

Malcolm: Wow you let yourself go

"Critic" (Audio only): And if my future wife and friend are snickering at how I look...(Cut to the hologram of "Critic")

"Critic": Allow me to show you how you'll be in forty years. (Holographic pics of Malcolm & Tamara played by Fard Muhammad and Sandy Walker are shown as Tamara and Malcolm joining The Nostalgia Critic in their Jaws being dropped.)

"Critic" (Audio only): Now if I have everyone's attention allow me to show you what will happen if the future is not stopped. (Cut to a black screen before showing a decimated city and other images of a Post Apocalyptic world while "Critic" does a voiceover.)

"Critic" (Voiceover): As you can see, the world we knew has been decimated. Internet reviewers have been considered public enemy Number one and most of those who were and are associated with that profession are now lying in unmarked graves. It all started when one of our own went rouge. It was that one that sided with all that we were against that caused a civil war. Those of us who were friends became enemies. Those who we had minor disagreements in certain areas with became battle cries to destroy each other not only on-line but in real life as well eventually every Government united in our destruction. However in their own hubris they trusted the same one who betrayed us to lead the battle. The one was able to unite them and now rules with an iron fist and those who oppose him are thrown out of time and space into The Paradox Rift. Those who would've lived and those who didn't now reside. I felt a measure of responsibility, So I decided to do what I had to do and I went back in time, though I didn't end up where I wanted to but I'm making with what I have (Cut to the hologram of "Critic"). Now that you're here you must find the one who will betray us. Good Luck. (The Hologram shuts off and cuts to James)

TLOTA: So which one of us becomes our Judas, our Brutus and our Benedict Arnold.

Lazarus Dark (Disguised as E-Rod): Well I say we not wait and find the traitor.

TLOTA: Steady there will be plenty of time he or she will reveal herself soon. I can feel it, but for now we've got a Paradox rift to contain if not stop while trying to stop our Governments from crucifying us and of course stop the mad men with dreams of world domination. We can't split up for any reason, not yet anyways. So the question now is "Where do we start?"

TO BE CONTINUED

The End Of Mankind Part Two

(Scene starts with Hyper Fan Girl looks at herself in total shock and trying not to believe it)

Hyper Fan Girl (C): This can't be happening. I knew ORAC said the coordinates were approximate but this is like shooting for the moon and hitting Pluto instead?! How am I going to convince myself let alone anyone else that I am The Nostalgia Critic and not the nut job that I'm stuck in! Gahh!

Hyper Fan Girl (Audio only): Hey! Over here, look in the mirror. ("Critic" in Hyper Fan Girl turns to the Mirror)

Hyper Fan Girl (M): Hi Critic, it's me Hyper Fan Girl (Cut to Hyper Fan Girl)

Hyper Fan Girl (C): I remember you who you are. How could this have happened? (Cut to Hyper Fan Girl in the Mirror)

Hyper Fan Girl (M): Well you must've been thinking of me in some capacity.(Cut to Hyper Fan Girl)

Hyper Fan Girl (C):Well to be honest I had a feeling you would want to help. (Cut to Hyper Fan Girl in the Mirror)

Hyper Fan Girl (M): Just not having me host your energies.(Cut to Hyper Fan Girl)

Hyper Fan Girl (C): Do you know how what everyone is going to do when I ask them for their help?(Cut to Hyper Fan Girl in the Mirror)

Hyper Fan Girl (M): Maybe you shouldn't be asking everyone of them all at once. Try one and if that one believes you the rest should be a piece of pie.(Cut to Hyper Fan Girl)

Hyper Fan Girl (C): Well I can't go to myself. Who can I go to?(Cut to Hyper Fan Girl in the Mirror thinking and coming to a smile before cutting James, Paulo & Rebecca Fonseca ending the tour of the Studio to John & Mike Santos, Eric Kurtzke and Renee Miller)

Eric Kurtzke: For such an unremarkable place you do quite remarkable work.

John Santos: So when do we start?

TLOTA: Well me, Paulo and Rebecca got the ball rolling here in October with my "Top 13 Vampire Movies better than "The Twilight Saga"". I got myself restarted in June of 2013  and now I'm on the path of The Internet Reviewer and you guys barring any problem will begin in April with my review of "Willow"

Renee Miller: You mean that movie with that little guy with Val Kilmer?

Mike Santos: I think you mean Top Gun!

Eric Kurtzke: Well you mistook Warwick Davis for Tom Cruise.

Paulo Fonseca: Well to be honest Warwick is taller than Tom Cruise.

TLOTA: Ooh! Awesome Burn on Cruise!

ORAC (Audio only): ALERT! ALERT! Hyper Fan Girl is outside.

TLOTA: What? (Everyone runs out to see Hyper Fan Girl)

TLOTA: Why are you here and how did you get out of the nuthouse?

Hyper Fan Girl (C): James, I know you think I'm Hyper Fan Girl but it's me. It's The Critic.

TLOTA: Jay Sherman?

Hyper Fan Girl (C): No

TLOTA: Roger Ebert?

Hyper Fan Girl (C): No

TLOTA: Gene Siskel?

Hyper Fan Girl (C): No

TLOTA: Richard Roeper? David Edelstein? A.O. Scott? Michael Phillips? David Denby? Elvis Mitchell? Christy Lemire? Ignatiy Vishnevetsky? Leonard Maltin? Jeffrey Lyons? Joel Siegel? Gene Shalit?

Hyper Fan Girl (C): No not a single one of them. You remember my intro. (Hyper Fan Girl coughs and flawlessly says "Hello, I'm The Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to.")

TLOTA: Seriously? (Hyper Fan Girl nods yes) You are "The Nostalgia Critic" ?(Hyper Fan Girl nods yes) I need a moment for this to sink in will everyone excuse me for a moment. (James walks away closing the door to the office building and proceeds to laugh uncontrollably for a good two minutes before walking back to everyone else.) Okay "Critic" if it's really you. Tell me something no one else knows about.

Hyper Fan Girl (C): Well for example you were doing an archeological dig when you found the sword while I ran Kickassia.

TLOTA: Anyone could've talked about it.

Hyper Fan Girl (C): You stole Ma-Ti's Ring after he died.

TLOTA: It was fair game and it was the Ring Of Aeon before Ma-Ti got it.

Hyper Fan Girl (C): Caliverti! That's right. Who else knows about Caliverti?

ORAC (Audio only): It is on the news right now!

TLOTA: What? (Everyone rushes in as scene cuts to E-Rod fresh and fully dressed from his Blockbuster Slumber)

E-Rod: So I've got a Pros vs. Cons before I work on my 200th episode and after that is....(Knock on the door.)

JARVIS: Sir, someone is at the door.

E-Rod: I'm aware JARVIS! (E-Rod goes and opens the door)

E-Rod: Hello.

Lazarus Dark (Audio only): You robbed me of my chance. Now that you're out of your slumber, I shall rob you of everything you hold dear!

E-Rod: SHIT! (E-Rod tries to close the door when a hand stops him before cutting back to see a GNN report and a news reporter played by Carey Denise Moore is on the screen.)

News reporter: Senator Michaud and the coalition he's working with will continue to push the Internet Protection Act until and I quote "The Internet is free from all that is wrong with it." End quote. We will keep up with the latest on his act. And in interesting News an ancient Island appeared from out of nowhere as many have claimed it either as one of two possibilities. The fabled Atlantis or possibly the less well known continent of Caliverti. While the possibility for either is there all we know now for sure is that things are different.(Cut to everyone on the couch)

TLOTA: Look at that.

Paulo: What is it?

TLOTA: ORAC Capture that image and magnify behind the mountain. (Cut to the image on the screen which shows a rift in the sky.)

TLOTA (Audio only): I've seen this before. (Cut to James going into the backroom where a lot of the props and weapons are stored and James grabs his laptop and discovers several more images of the rift in Scotland 1560, The day James saved the world from the plot hole and in an image of Caliverti the day Everyone saved Caliverti before cutting to James and everyone on team "The Last Of The Americans)

TLOTA: I've got no other choice. ORAC! Contact Rowdy and then any and everyone available in Channel Awesome, Manic Expression,The Reviewerverse anywhere and everywhere because we're gonna need all the help we can get. (Cut to E-Rod removed of his Blockbuster Buster powers inside a fridge and E-Rod's Hammer in Lazarus' hand.)

Lazarus Dark (Audio only): You need not worry too much. (Cut to Lazarus transforming into an E-Rod duplicate)
Lazarus Dark: By the time your legion find out it'll be too late. (Lazarus closes the door)

TO BE CONTINUED

The End Of Mankind Part One

(The Channel Awesome Mark 2 Logo opening is halfway through the few second run when a missle destroys it and whatever debris is left land on a decimated city with text saying Channel Awesome in association with Manic Expression productions, Rowdy C Productions &MadiMaly Entertainment Present. A ChannelAwesome.com Production. A James Faraci Film as gigantic robots look around and an explosion is seen as a group of people run for a storm door leading to a poorly lit tunnel and an old man played by Barney Walker does a voiceover)

"Critic" (Voiceover): My name has been forgotten for some time now. The only title I remember is "Critic" and I remembered so much especially when it came to how things when came to pass to bring forth The End Of Mankind itself. (The group of people look up as it fades to a starry sky with a gigantic tear in the sky and the tear comes towards the Screen to show the inverse of the sky as  everything zooms to the front of the screen as the words "The End Of Mankind" are shown before cutting to credited actors of Doug Walker on top and Barney & Sandy Walker on the bottom, Malcolm Ray on top and Fard Muhammad on the bottom, Tamara Chambers on top and Benjamin Daniels on the bottom, James Faraci on top and Eli Stone on the bottom, John Ross Santos on the top and Mike Santos on the bottom, Eric Neil Kurtzke on the top and Renee Miller on the bottom, Brad Jones on the top and Nash Bozard on the bottom, Chris Lee Moore on the top and Carey Denise Moore on the bottom, Lewis Lovhaug on the top and William DuFresne on the bottom, Mathew Buck on the top and Mike Jeavons on the bottom, Luke Mochrie on the top and John Webber on the bottom, Kaylyn Saucedo on top and Rachel Herrick on the bottom, Mickey Paradis & Tom Hanley on the top and Rob Walker on the bottom, Paul Schuler & Elisa Hanson on top and Noah Antweiler & Stevie Swigart on the bottom, Joe Vargas on the top and Jack Shen on the bottom, Paulo & Rebecca Fonseca on top and James Sullivan & Alex DeCourville on the bottom, Lea Michele on top, Chad Rocco in the middle and Chris Stuckmann on the bottom and Bhargov Dronamraju as Ma-Ti Cameramen: Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Jim Jarosz & Ed Glaser. Lighting & Sound: Justin Barnes, Terrence Dellinger. Special Effects Make up & Make up: Haley Barnes. Music: Michael ‘Skitch’ Schiciano. Orchestrations by Barney Walker, Special Effects: Jim Troken, Marek Wodzinski, Tony Katajisto, Alyssa Raabe, Allen Stephens, Andrew Dickman & David Wenol. Writers: Doug Walker, Rob Walker, James Faraci & Chris Lee Moore.  Edited by Doug Walker & James Faraci, Directed by James Faraci. As Portal zooms through to James in a still frame holding the sword as he takes on the plot hole in "The Mighty Crusade".)

"Critic" (Voiceover): Some say that things got rough when one man who called himself "The Last Of The Americans" stood against a plot hole. (Cut to images zooming through moments in "To Boldly Flee" to a still image of Ma-Ti fending off Malachite in "Suburban Knights") Or when an angry South American named Ma-Ti took on an ancient sorcerer named Malachite.(Cut to images zooming through "Suburban Knights" to a still image of The Nostalgia Critic reaching out while getting stomped by everyone involved in the Kickassia invasion in "Kickassia") Or when I tried to take over an acre of land and name it "Kickassia" (Cut to a Still of England as Dr. Insano walks hand in hand with Mary Queen Of Scots in "The Day of The Hero") Or when Dr. Insano was exiled to Scotland to be briefly married to Bloody Mary (Cut through zooming images to a war weary Caliverti from "The Day Of The Hero) Or when we saved an Island Continent near the Galapagos Islands. (Cut to an image less weary Caliverti with a light shattering the grey skies over Caliverti in "The Mighty Crusade.") Twice. (Cut to a black screen) But the truth is...it happened when one of us went rouge. His name is so hated it has been forgotten. (Cut to images of Newspapers with the headlines "Internet Reviewers to be removed from Internet by 2016) He did something so wrong, it caused a total collapse in Society. (Cut to footage of internet reviewers lifeless corpses left to rot and in the pile is James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans.) One of those who were killed was probably the only one who could've stopped this was known only as either James or "The Last Of The Americans" either way he was the one who could have saved us. (Cut back to the group of people in an underground tunnel and the camera moves down the line.) Most of us who survived extinction now are underground with every government agency wishing us destroyed makes me wonder (Camera stops to an aged Nostalgia Critic played by Barney Walker.) How much longer will we survive? Is there any hope? The answer as of now is...no. (A hand comes up behind the aged Nostalgia Critic as a hand comes behind him and he turns the aged Nostalgia Critic.)

"Critic": Malcolm, What did you find? (Malcolm played by Fard Muhammad leads the aged Nostalgia Critic down a corridor)

Malcolm: We found it in an abandoned base. Hopefully we can use it. Tamara, is it working yet? (Cut to Tamara played by Sandy Walker)

Tamara: If it does, it'll be a miracle. (Tamara finds an activation Keycard and sticks it into a familiar looking device) ORAC, Can you hear us? (Sparks fly out of the ORAC console body)

ORAC: Funct..Funct...Functionality is at best minimal. I know what you must do to stop to stop to stop this cccccc catastrophe. It will of course put you in harms waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

"Critic": I don't think I'll survive but it appears we have no choice. (Cut to "Critic", Tamara and Malcolm running from moving lights with ORAC in their clutches as they make it to a base to see a chamber of sorts.)

"Critic": What will this do, ORAC?

ORAC: If it is functional functional functional it will send you back to a moment before all of this began began began began. (ORAC sparks again) Functionality is limited now.

Malcolm: So what should we do?

"Critic" Not we Malcolm. Me. I have to go back, convince everyone I'm not me in the sense that I'm my usual self and get everyone together. ORAC ready the chamber.

ORAC: Unfortunately I can make approx approx approx approximate coordinates through the rift. You might not land in your own bod bod bod bod body.

Robotic guard (Audio only): You are in an restricted area. Surrender immediately!

Tamara: Hurry, Come back soon, hopefully to something better.

"Critic": I will. (Tamara and "Critic" Kiss) See you soon. ("Critic" enters the pod as the door is slammed.)
Malcolm: Okay ORAC, Activate the pod. (ORAC Hums as the Door bursts and Robotic guards stand toe to toe with Malcolm and Tamara as "Critic"'s body is disintegrated into a burst of light and ORAC says quickly "goodbye" and destructs blowing up the base altogether as the blast of white light stays for a few seconds as it fades the camera cuts to a POV shot of someone waking up in a peach colored bedroom.)

A Voice: Where am I? When am I? Why don't I sound like myself? (The body behind my voice finds the day's paper showing it is Mid March 2015 in Chicago.) Well that explains when and where I am but it doesn't explain why I sound female. Female? Oh God no! OH GOD NO! (The body behind the voice runs to a Mirror to discover that the body he's in is in fact "Hyper Fan Girl")

Hyper Fan Girl: AW! FUCK DONKEYS!

TO BE CONTINUED

The Day Of The Hero Part 6

(Scene cuts to Malcolm lying on the floor as the Duplecons as Tamara, President Baugh & Mara Wilson come in to see Duplecons transform into Duplicates of everyone in the room and even Chester A. Bum, Ask That Guy, Evilena, Mr. Zebub and even the Angry Video Game Nerd.)

President Baugh: Well, this is awkward.

President Baugh (D): So the solution is to do what?

President Baugh: Do something I never thought I had to. Engage final solution protocol.

Everyone else in the room: Final Solution Protocol?

President Baugh: If this vault was ever compromised I would do the only thing left to do. Blow us all to kingdom come. Sitting underneath us is twenty tons of dynamite. Though it may have looked like I set it off. The Nostalgia Critic's load was set one acre outside of Molossia this load will send us all to kingdom come and in three hours we all go kaboom! (Scene cuts to James carrying power cords to hook into the engines of the Exit Strategy. Meanwhile everyone else is adjusting the settings to adapt the Exit Strategy to James' time traveling device.)

E-Rod & Obscurus Lupa: That should do the trick.

TLOTA: Good work! E-Rod have JARVIS & ORAC amplify the frequency and signal strength to any communications device. We HAVE to get in touch within the X-Vault. Rowdy, Keep this sucker level!

Rowdy: What do you think I'm doing?! Playing Mario Kart?

TLOTA: Sorry.

(Scene cuts to the inside of the X-Vault)

TLOTA (Audio only) Calling those inside the X-Vault, I am James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans, President Baugh, if you're listening, You destroy the vault & all of Molossia and this will not look good with any diplomatic advancements made between America & Molossia.

President Baugh: I'd rather wipe Molossia off the planet than have the technology be used in the wrong hands. (Scene cuts to the inside of the Exit Strategy.)

Hero: Baugh, listen it's easy to just simply do something because you have no other option. I'm currently in one myself but to destroy something because you're in a bind doesn't make things right.

ORAC: Alert all communications links have been severed.

Nostalgia Critic: Preservation Orbs. Spoony can these things be used open a portal?

Spoony: I guess.

TLOTA: Critic? What have you got cooking in your head? (Scene cuts to hours ago as Baugh is greeting everyone outside of Molossia when a phone rings and the oldest son picks up.)

Oldest son: Hello. (Cut to The Exit Strategy)

TLOTA: As soon as your father is done with showing the "No More" art piece take it to the X-Vault and BE CAREFUL. (Cut to the Oldest Son on the Phone.)

Oldest son: But how can you be on the phone when I saw you and your associates like seconds ago. (Cut to the Exit Strategy)

TLOTA: I've got a time traveling device.(Cut to the Oldest Son on the Phone.)

Oldest son: Okay. (Cut to the Exit Strategy)

TLOTA: Now that's done, all we have to do is...Find a way in. ORAC?

ORAC: I am currently finalizing the calculations, accessing temporal coordinates, locking in on Caliverti! (Scene cuts to everyone in Caliverti doing everything to get to the temporal nexus point where everyone pulls out a sonic screwdriver and slams a Viking through the glass pane in the "No More" art piece.)

Nostalgia Critic: Hello I'm The Nostalgia Critic and I remember it so you don't have to.

Nash: Sorry about the Viking.

Lea Michele: And the mess.

TLOTA: Well, you've got one hour to come to a peaceful solution otherwise, none of us are getting out alive. (Uses Sonic Screwdriver to short out The Elevator.)

President Baugh: Well we can't agree how we all can get along in peace.

President Baugh (D): So what chance do you think none of us will leave in pieces!

TLOTA: Simple. All right guys phase two! (James and Everyone who is the real deal put on sunglasses save for President Baugh & The Duplecons.) One thing I like the most is a multi-tasker so...(All who hold a sonic screwdriver flip the other end up to pull out a neuralizer and all activate the neuralizer function.) All right you're going to shut down the Final Solution Protocol and come to an agreement that will last for ages and just once, everything goes right!

President Baugh (O/D): SHUT DOWN FINAL SOLUTION PROTOCOL!

President Baugh: So we've got some discussions to get through.

President Baugh(D): Indeed.

TLOTA: Well, that's one problem solved. The other ones are going to be less difficult, I hope.

Spoony: Hey despite the fact you and your friends consider me scum for making that joke to JesuOtaku, I handled the Mary Queen Of Scots thing already.

Linkara: That leaves him...(Show empty chair)

Linkara (Audio only): Where did he go? (Cut to the abandoned Farm House with the Apocalator ready to go and Hero knowing what is about to happen when a whoosh is heard as James' time device comes in and everyone comes in.)

Hero: When did you guys know?

Nostalgia Critic: When James nodded in sadness about Caliverti.

TLOTA: All this time we thought you were wrong and maybe it was for the best we forget you because we had to. But now we know you were in the ultimate no win situation.

Linkara: A Kobayashi Maru, Damned for every decision no matter what you did. This time, you don't have to do it alone.

Hero: You'll carry this burden as much as I'll have to.

TLOTA: Not really. After all we've been through. Do you think we'd help someone take the easy way out? Everyone, step back. (James pulls out the Sonic Screwdriver and shuts off the Apocalator.)

Conscience: Smart move.

Hero: What are you doing?

TLOTA: Showing you what you're going to stop. ORAC access the Holoprojector. (Holoprojector shows everyone the people running, including children intercut with everyone either looking at everything that's happening with sadness, anger or a mix of both.)

TLOTA (Audio only): These are the people, the people that we saved, the people who once looked upon us as their saviors and now you want to wipe them off the planet. I once thought that the name you choose is a promise you made to yourself. What was that promise?

Nostalgia Critic: To protect what was good and to destroy the bad.

Hero: To never act in cowardice or in vanity and always no matter what do what was right.

Linkara, Phelous, Sci-Fi Guy, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers: To be loyal to ourselves and serve no masters

Rowdy, Film Brain, Luke Mochrie, Suede, 8-Bit Mickey, Bennett, Todd, Marzgurl, Lupa, & Everyone else: To protect all we can no matter the cost. (Holoprojector shuts off.)

Hero: But can we do, there are thousands of thousands of Vikings attacking

TLOTA: But they don't know we're here! (Hero laughs and everyone gets excited with Spoony shouting YES! repeatedly.)

Rowdy: James, I rarely say this but damn it man you are a genius!

Hero: No wonder I went through what I did. He didn't show me any future. He showed me the future I HAD TO SEE! (Laughing as everyone else has a confused look on their face.) MA-TI if you were a woman I'd kiss you! (Laughing as the Nostalgia Critic turns to face Hero)

Conscience: Yeah, even if I were a chick, you'd have no chance

Nostalgia Critic: Wait a second! Did you just say Ma-Ti?

Naya Rivera: So what is this ingenious plan?

Hero: Those Vikings are attacking from all sides. But with what we're going to do will get them to attack each other.

TLOTA: By moving Caliverti off the map. Putting it away in a parallel pocket dimension.

Rowdy: Protecting it

Linkara: Preserving it

Hero Like....A....PAINTING! (Everyone smiles as scene cuts to inside the war room.)

General Alonzo: What is it this time?

Soldier: Someone dropped this off. (Pulls out a preservation orb and it starts to glow as images appear all over the hall.)

TLOTA: General, I am James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans inside my time device with the Rowdy Reviewer. (Scene cuts to see James' time device flying then cuts back to General Alonzo.)

Nostalgia Critic: Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, myself, Linkara, and several others of our associates are onboard Comicron-One! (Scene cuts to exterior of Comicron-One flying then cuts back to General Alonzo.)

Hero: Hero here with Lea Michele, Naya Rivera & Chris Colfer onboard and flying in the Vigilant! (Scene cuts to the Vigilant flying then cuts back to General Alonzo.)

Blockbuster Buster: Greetings Caliverterians, I'm E-Rod & I'm The Blockbuster Buster and I'm onboard the USS Exit Strategy. (Scene cuts to the Exit Strategy flying then cuts back to General Alonzo.)

General Alonzo: What is the meaning of this?

TLOTA: We have a plan, I'm not sure it'll work but I'm confident enough to know it has to.

General Alonzo: What plan?

Nostalgia Critic: We're going to use a preservation orb and preserve Caliverti.

General Alonzo: Are you men mad? (Cuts to James inside his time device as Rowdy prepares the Preservation Orb calculation.)

General Alonzo(Audio only): Just why would you do this madness?

TLOTA: Because the alternative to this is to watch Caliverti be wiped off the map. (Cut to the Vigilant.)

Hero: I saw it. (Cut to James' time device)

TLOTA: And I vowed to your once Queen Emmalina never to see it happen, not as long as I live. (Cut to Comicron-One.)

Nimue: All ships are moving at equidistant intervals around Caliverti!

Linkara: Excellent.

Nostalgia Critic: Equidistant, such a big word. (Cut to the war room)

General Alonzo: We'd be lost in time forever. (Cut to James' time device)

General Alonzo (Audio only): We would have nothing.

Rowdy: YOU WOULD HAVE HOPE!

TLOTA: And right now that's the one thing you don't have! (Cut to the War room)

General Alonzo: This madness you talk about, it would take hundreds upon thousands of centuries to complete. (Cut to Comicron-One)

Film Brain: It would for the average person, but we got some help in that area. (Cut to the Vigilant)

Lea Michele: A LOT of help. (Cut to James' time machine.)

TLOTA: Two men in flying armor, A team of rogue figures, several captains of ships and Thirteen Doctors! (Scene cuts to outside of Caliverti as thirteen Tardises, the ships seen in the Star Trek universe, The Millennium Falcon, Iron Man & War Machine comes into view.)

12 (Audio only): Calling the council of Caliverti. (Switches to Peter Capaldi's eyes staring into the war room.) This is the 13 doctors. (Audio of Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, Iron Man & Superman franchises about how they're on their way is heard as everyone in the war room looks to see who is helping.)

Soldier: Sir, the invaders know something is happening, their ferocity is increasing. (Audio continues of those getting involved moving forward.)

General Alonzo: Do it, Do it now all of you. (Scene cuts to James' time device.)

General Alonzo (Audio only): DO IT!

TLOTA: Okay (Cut to The Vigilant, USS Exit Strategy & Comicron one)

TLOTA (Audio only): Everyone, let's do it! (Cut to James' time device.)

TLOTA: GERONIMO! (Scene cuts to Caliverti as James' time device flies over Caliverti)

Rowdy (Audio only): WAA-HOOOOO! (Cut to Comicron-One.)

Linkara: PUNCH

Nash: THAT

Nostalgia Critic: SHIT! (Cut to USS Exit Strategy.)

Blockbuster Buster: Allons-Y! (Cut to The Vigilant.)

Hero: For the fricking love of Peat Moss! CALIVERTI STANDS! (Preservation Orbs hum as scene cuts to a blinding white light surrounding Caliverti and an inward woosh is heard then a thunderous boom as a wave moves toward the camera as scene cuts to a museum where everyone looks at the "NO MORE" art piece.)

Rowdy: So the debate is still up for grabs as to what is the title to this thing is, I take it.

Spoony: What are the titles of this thing?

Nostalgia Critic: Either "No More" or "Caliverti Falls".

Spoony: Oh.

TLOTA: Do any of you guys think we made a difference?

Hero: I hope so. It's better to succeed in trying to do what was right, than failing and doing the wrong thing!

8 Bit Mickey: Hey guys we'd better get a move on it, The curator kind of wants the janitorial staff to clean the place up so we better get going soon.

Hero: I guess you're right there Mickey. I'd better be going myself and I hope all of you can be a little more like James & Rowdy. (James & Rowdy smile as Hero walks away waving goodbye and eventually coming to a field of grass as winds pick up and Hero watches his hands glow and his body become like sand.) Of course, Did everything I could. Here's hoping the next generation can do better than I can. (Hero's body continue to be reduced to sand while he smiles as scene cuts back to the Museum.)

Spoony: Well, Uh Dr. Insano has been dealt with, I have no need for a starship.

Blockbuster Buster: DIBS!

Spoony: Well, that was handled rather quickly. So you mind if some of us take back home.

Blockbuster Buster: Sure. Linkara, can drop the rest of the guys off.

Rowdy: I'm gonna hitch a ride with James.

Lea Michele: Me Too

Naya Rivera: Same here

Chris Colfer: Ditto

Nostalgia Critic: Linkara, give me five minutes and we'll roll.

Linkara: Sure. (Everyone else walk out as Lea Michele, Naya Rivera, Chris Colfer, James & Rowdy look at the "No More" art piece)

Nostalgia Critic: So food for thought?

TLOTA: I could curate this piece. I'd be great at curating, I'd be "The Great Curator". Retire "The Last Of The Americans" persona and be the Curator of this piece.

Curator (Audio only): You know something, Curating art pieces is a fantastic job, but not everyone is cut out for it. (Everyone looks as the camera cuts to behind the Curator.)

TLOTA: I never forget someone truly fantastic. (Camera cuts to see the curator as portrayed by Christopher Eccleston)

Curator: I'm just that way I suppose and in the years to come, you'll meet more than your fair share of people like that. You were curious about this piece. President Kevin Baugh Of Molossia donated this piece for this museum. Tell me what do you make of the title?

TLOTA: Which one? There's two. "No More" & "Caliverti Falls" (Curator scoffs.)

Curator: Well, someone didn't see it the right way. It's all one title: "Caliverti Falls No More" so what do you think the title means, Eh?

TLOTA: That Caliverti didn't fall, We did it, Caliverti is still out there!

Curator: Well, I'm just a curator, I wouldn't know anything about what you're talking about.

TLOTA: Then where is it?

Curator: Good Question.

TLOTA: Yes.

Curator: Lost! Shhh! Perhaps everything does have a tendency to get lost. But you must excuse me, you guys will have a lot of work to do.

TLOTA: Really, I mean is that what I'm going to do go look for Caliverti again?

Curator: Perhaps or maybe perhaps it'll find you. If I were in your position. (Chuckles) If I were in your position or perhaps you were in my position. (Chuckles) or perhaps we're both in the same position. (James & The Curator Chuckle as Nostalgia Critic looks in shock, Rowdy has one thought on his mind & Lea, Naya & Chris Colfer are thinking the same thought.) Congratulations to you and your friends.

TLOTA: Thank you very much.

Curator: Or perhaps it doesn't matter either way. Who knows what will happen? Who Knows?

TLOTA: So, I guess we've got one more go around. What do you guys think?

Everyone else: No!

TLOTA: Oh come on tell me you guys haven't had some fun.

Nostalgia Critic: Oh yeah, screwing up the Time Space continuum finding and then just finding trouble. We're done!

TLOTA: C'mon Rowdy didn't you enjoy fighting for something bigger than yourself.

Rowdy: A little but I agree with the Critic. I'm done.

Naya Rivera: Besides you've got more important things to worry about.

Chris Colfer: Yeah, You're going back to reviewing.

TLOTA: Lea revive their sense of adventure.

Lea Michele: James Benjamin Faraci, we've got our own thing to do soon.

TLOTA: Aw Man.

Chris Colfer: Your middle name is Benjamin? I thought it would've been Adolf!

TLOTA: KNOCK IT OFF NOW! (Scene cuts to James looking around in his time device.)

TLOTA (Audio only): Lea asks if I dream of anything outside of her. "Of course I do" I reply. "What do I dream about?" she'll ask me and my reply is "Where we're going in life, the future." Lea laughs at that and says "We're going to be around for a long time, where we're going to go is anywhere we want to.". I believe that, I also believe in one thing: Hope. And now I have that and a destination. My journey now is no different than anyone else's, it's taken so much of my life but now I know what I have to do, where I want to go. A new home, the long way around. (Camera pulls back to see all of Channel Awesome, Rowdy C & everybody else)

(End credits roll with the following as credited Sets Desginged & Built by Jim Jarosz & Robert Faraci, Director Of  Photography: Ed Glaser, Special FX Supervisor Jim Troken, Main Theme by Michael “Skitch” Schiciano. Cast Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic/Chester A Bum/Ask That guy, Lindsay Ellis: Nostalgia Chick, Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, Brad Jones: Cinema Snob, Todd Nathanson: Todd In The Shadows, Eric Rodriguez: E-Rod The Blockbuster Buster,Chris Lee Moore: Rowdy, Rebecca Fonsecca: Emmalina, James Faraci: James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans, Bruce Campbell: Hero, Christopher Eccleston: Curator, Jill Bearup: Mary Queen Of Scots, Lea Michele: Lea Michele, Naya Rivera: Naya Rivera, Chris Colfer: Chris Colfer, Joe Vargas: Angry Joe, Matthew Buck: Film Brain, Phelan Porteous: Phelous, Allison Pregler: Obscurus Lupa, Nash Bozard: Nash, Bennett White: Bennett The Sage, Luke Mochrie: Luke Mochrie,  JewWario, Kaylyn Dicksion: Marzgurl, Leo Thompson: Sci-Fi Guy, Kyle Kallgren: Oancitizen, Brian Heinz: Priest, James Rolfe: Angry Video Game Nerd, Benjamin Daniel: Benzaie, William DuFresne: Suede, Rachael Tietz: Rachael, Malcolm Ray: Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers Noah Antweiller: Spoony, Bhargav Dronamraju: The Conscience. Then more crew credited Additional FX by Jim Troken, Andrew Dickman, Allen Stephens, Script Supervisors: James Faraci,Jillian Zurawski, Melissa Kent, CG Background & Opening Credits by Marek Wodzinski, Christy Romano’s Mermaid tail provided by The Mertailor Eric Ducharme, Mermaid Wranglers: Rob Walker, Melissa Kent, Jillian Zurawski, Matthew Buck & Eric Ducharme, Post Lighting effects by Rob Walker & Jim Troken, Props by Jim Jarosz, Justin Barnes, Terrence Dellinger, Ghostbusters Chicago Division, Additional Music from musicloops.com, Proscores, Kevin Macleod, Classical Pieces Special Thanks To We Shot First(Justin Barnes, Haley Barnes & Terrence Dellinger), Jim Jarosz, Ed Glaser, Rob Walker, Jillian Zurawski, Jamez & Carrie, Mike Michaud, Holly Christine Brown, Ghostbusters Chicago Division, Chris Lee Moore, Rebecca Fonsecca, James Faraci, Erin Walker, Robin Walker, Eric Ducharme, Everyone who worked their ASSES off in making this film. Thank You so VERY much for your dedication to this madness. Post End Credit scene of  Doctor Insano from first person perspective.)

 

Dr. Insano: D'oh, Where am I? Huh? What's this? (Pulls note off of his lab jacket) "You've become too much of a threat, so I decided it was best for you to be banished to 1560. If you hear Mary Queen Of Scots, Drink the formula on the ground in front of you. Good luck, God & Science speed. Spoony." OH SON OF A BITCH!

 

Mary Queen Of Scots(Audio only): My Love?

 

Dr. Insano: Crap, um, uh, Ah-Ha! (Opens the vial for the formula and camera shakes uncontrollably as a white light engulfs Dr. Insano and Mary Queen Of Scots finds Dr. Insano.)

 

Mary Queen Of Scots: Ah there you are, I've met this wonderful man, an Alchemist called Aeon he wishes to show us something he calls Science. Would that pique your interests? (Camera pans to see Dr. Insano looking and dressed like the painted image from the Art Vault.)

 

Dr. Insano: That would be a delightful idea, let us be on our way my dear. (The two walk back to the castle as the camera goes up to see the Castle of Mary Queen of Scots then cuts to black and Channel Awesome Mark Two closing credit.)

The Day Of The Hero Part 5

(Scene starts in the Art vault as Tamara sees she's surrounded by Duplecons when she dupes 99% of the fleet to the elevator. Scene cuts to Malcolm holding off the two Duplecons with his Martial Arts skills as the Duplecon fleet makes their way. Scene cuts to Chris & Naya inside James' time machine)

Chris Colfer: Computer access ORAC!

Naya Rivera: This isn't Star Trek. (Naya accesses storage panel, lifts ORAC out of the storage hold.) All right ORAC, access the time machine set coordinates to Scotland 1560 right outside the castle of Mary Queen Of Scots. (ORAC does nothing.)

Chris Colfer: Why isn't it working? Something is missing.

Naya Rivera: I think I may have found it. (Naya finds ORAC's activation key) Here we go! (Naya activates ORAC) ORAC, Access this time device, set the coordinates to Scotland 1560 right outside of Mary Queen Of Scots castle.

ORAC: All preparations have been made, all you and Chris must do is turn the two keys next to the keypad at the same time!

Chris Colfer (Audio only): OVER HERE! (Naya runs to see Chris has inserted the keys.)

Chris Colfer: Nothing is working! ORAC!

ORAC (Audio only): Turn the key on the right clockwise and the one on the left counterclockwise!

Naya Rivera: Makes sense. On three.

Chris Colfer & Naya Rivera: One, Two, THREE! (Time machine whirs and a white light flashes as scene cuts to the Art Vault as Tamara and the Duplecon quickly morphs into her.)

Tamara: Okay whatever it is you want, there must be someway we can work this out.

Tamara (D): Oh there's a way. Have Baugh surrender Molossia, then have the President surrender The United States and all the world leaders surrender their countries and lands to Doctor Insano.

Tamara: Doctor Who?

Tamara (D): Not that Doctor, Doctor Insano. A genius, mad maybe, but a genius never the less. But you on the other hand well...(Camera pans the backside of Tamara as a morphing noise is heard and Rachel Tietz is seen)

Rachel: But you know what? A LOT of insecurities ran through you. Rachel threw you a bone by putting you in the "Catwoman" review then replacing her. You are so naïve.

Tamara: Maybe, but I've got something you don't have.

Rachel: And that is...

Tamara: Courage and (Pulls a Sonic Concussion Blaster) This! (Pulls the trigger, disintegrating the Duplecon and muffled screams are heard as Tamara runs to find President Baugh & Mara Wilson covered in Duplecon Splooge and gets them loose.)

Mara Wilson: Ugh, haven't been in anything this disturbing since "A Simple Wish" (Mara gags for a second.)

President Baugh: Those things what are they?

Tamara: Duplecons and they want to take over the world.

President Baugh: Of course.

Tamara: They're being held off as best as they could by Malcolm in the X-Vault.

President Baugh: Well what are we waiting for let's get to it! (Scene cuts to the Dungeon where everyone else is waiting.)

Film Brain: Has anyone come up with someway to escape? (Lea Michele, E-Rod, Chris Colfer & Naya Rivera bust in through the door.) How did you do that?

Lea Michele: The door wasn't locked.

TLOTA: Oh! Well! All righty then.

Naya Rivera: Hold up, ALL of you guys were in here and no one thought about opening the door?

Nostalgia Critic: We thought it was locked!

Chris Colfer: You know Nazi boy, you need to find people who are more intelligent.

TLOTA: Colfer, Knock it off.

Spoony: Wait why do you call him "Nazi Boy"?

Chris Colfer: He's a conservative republican and as we all know Republicans are Nazis! (Everyone looks at James.)

TLOTA: Can we get going, PLEASE!

Mary Queen Of Scots(Audio only): Exactly what I was thinking. (Mary Queen Of Scots appears with several Duplecons.)

Lea Michele: Well, we're screwed! (Everyone follows Mary Queen Of Scots and several Duplecons)

Mary Queen Of Scots: Now go and prepare to seal yourself in the Art pieces.

TLOTA: Well, We know what happened. Duplecons sealed themselves in art pieces via preservation orbs.

Spoony: Wait you know about Preservation Orbs?

TLOTA: Trust me Insano's technology was on my radar. This was one of his more intelligent moves.

Spoony: Well, I knew that you weren't the real Bloody Mary. You couldn't even get her voice in the right way.

Linkara: Uh Spoony, according to this scanner, that's the real deal.

Spoony: Oh Uh, Well you understand I was just testing both you and me.

Mary Queen Of Scots: Well as my Rival that Queen Elizabeth I said "I know I have the body of a weak & feeble woman. But I have the heart & stomach of a King." As did that Duplecon until I used this dagger through it's skin.

Spoony: Wow, No wonder you have the nickname of Bloody Mary. Something I would find amazing in a woman I'd be with for the rest of my life. (Scene cuts to inside grounds of the castle where a priest is marrying Spoony & Mary Queen Of Scots.)

Priest: By the power vested to me by the Holy Catholic Church I pronounce that you be man & wife together. You may kiss the bride! (Everyone shouts Woo-Hoo! as Lea and all the ladies throw flower petals and everyone else is just in cool mode.)

Spoony: Look I have something I need to take care of real quick. (Spoony runs to the USS Exit Strategy and everyone follows save for Mary Queen Of Scots and the priest as everyone sees the new interior of The Exit Strategy.)

Nostalgia Critic: Oh hey, you redecorated...

TLOTA: Looks like a perv did this.

Lea Michele: Okay what is up with the Perv crap?

TLOTA: He made a joke about kidnapping and continually raping a female contributor to the thatguywiththeglasses.com.

Spoony: At least everyone with a sense of humor took it for what it was worth, A JOKE.

Naya Rivera: Seriously, No one & I MEAN NO ONE WITH A REAL SENSE OF HUMOR FINDS RAPING & KIDNAPPING WOMEN IS FUNNY! (USS Exit Strategy shakes and stumbles as it flies.)

TLOTA: Something's wrong, Ah I know where! (James runs to Engineering) You've got to be kidding me?! You landed my time traveling device in Engineering and the engines are still running! (Cut to James inside his time traveling device) ORAC, Shut off the engines.

ORAC: I was hoping to help expedite thing by getting back to the X-Vault before something bad happens.

TLOTA: Well you can do that by hooking the power to the Exit Strategy. Why do we have to get to the X-Vault?

ORAC: Because if we can not get there, there will be nothing to get to. (James looks as everyone else hears the news as well.)

TO BE CONTINUED!

The Day Of The Hero Part 4

(Scene starts at a set of elevator doors opening up where Mara Wilson, President Baugh, E-Rod, Malcolm, Tamara, Lea Michele, Naya Rivera & Chris Colfer walk through to a hallway.)

President Baugh: This is the X Vault. Memory filters surround the hall and the vault itself so that way everything is secured and while your associate's tagline is "I remember it so you don't have to." These will make sure no one must remembers anything within this place because it must be this way. (Everyone walks down the hallway when E-Rod's smartphone goes off and he discovers on the caller ID that it's JARVIS and signals everyone else that he'll be along in a few minutes.)

Blockbuster Buster: All right JARVIS it better be good.

JARVIS: I suggest you take our conversation off the speaker function.(E-Rod takes the call off of the smartphone.)

Blockbuster Buster: Make it quick.

JARVIS: I was able to track you down through your cellular number and opened a line of communication. I overheard someone say the following: "Duplecon" & "Doctor Insano". After successfully locating and hacking Dr. Insano's database on the subject of Duplecon I discovered they could successfully copy themselves to be anyone, their true form is that of Porcupine Quills, Blue Skin & Silver teeth which are coated in a lethal poison. I am going to download a program into your battle glasses to help you detect which are real and which ones are Duplecons. Be careful sir.

Blockbuster Buster: Thanks JARVIS. (E-Rod rejoins the group as scene cuts to everyone else inside a dungeon and James is fiddling around with his Sonic Screwdriver and Rowdy's Phone.)

Rowdy: So what do you hope to accomplish with that Sonic Screwdriver and my Phone?

TLOTA: Hopefully The Sonic function in this thing can act as a Temporal Satellite.

Everyone else: Wha?

TLOTA: Once I do what I have to do, it will carry the signal back to the 21st century to the person I hope will this will work.

Angry Joe: So what do we do to pass the time away? (8-Bit Mickey pulls out a Harmonica and starts playing "Nobody Knows The Trouble I've seen" and Joe grabbing & throwing away the Harmonica only for 8-Bit Mickey to pull out another one only for Joe to get angrier and eventually throwing his other Harmonica away only for 8 Bit Mickey to pull a large Harmonica just to play "Nobody Knows The Trouble I've seen" and everyone groan in misery)

8 Bit Mickey: Well What did you guys expect?

Hero: Oh I don't know maybe something intelligent to break up the "Timey Wimey" isn't what you called it uh?

TLOTA: James

Hero: Right. (As several Channel Awesome members & Spoony pace back & forth The Conscience sits and enjoys everything and Hero looks as The Conscience says "Shhh!")

The Conscience: They can't see or hear me ask if one of them knows your legend.

Hero: Say just out of curiosity, do any of you guys know the legend of Hero? (Everyone one by one says no until TLOTA says yes.)

Nostalgia Critic: You meant to say no right?

TLOTA: Unfortunately for everyone here, I do know. Hero was an ordinary guy back in the days of the ancient gods before the Greek Pantheon. All his days were devoted to helping people for no other reason except for one reason, because it was right. He did deeds no matter how big or how small for the same reason because it was right. In his early days Zeus saw what Hero had done & proceeded to make Hero Immortal. The only way Hero could ever die is if he were to do something so incredible that he'd be free from Immortality and go to the heavens where he can be at peace. But he did something wrong instead, he wound up on Caliverti during it's final days.

Sci-Fi Guy: Wait a second, you mean to tell us what we did last year had no bearing on it's fate?

TLOTA: I didn't say that. Everything ends eventually and Hero was the one to end Caliverti's time on this planet. A great war broke out and he did the one thing even he was incapable of.

Hero: Which was what?

TLOTA: No one needs to know what happened.

The Conscience: I know what is going to happen. You are going to do something so horrible that it'll destroy you and you will know no peace. Ask how many children died on the last day of Caliverti?

Hero: He destroyed Caliverti didn't he James. (TLOTA nods with sadness in his face.) How many of those lives were that of children.

TLOTA: 999,428 and a half.

Marzgurl: How did you know that and why a half ?

TLOTA: Well Marzgurl, You know how the Critic's catchphrase is "I remember it so you don't have to."?

Marzgurl: Yeah

TLOTA: Well I remember everything because I have no choice, part of my existence is to never forget a damned thing for as long as I live & the reason I added that half was for all the children who were about to be born when Caliverti was destroyed. (Everyone either has the look of either sadness or shock as James said that as Scene cuts to the inside of The X Vault where E-Rod, Malcolm, Tamara, Lea Michele, Chris Colfer and Naya Rivera look at a wrist strap with a device on it.)

President Baugh: The time space manipulator. It has never fully functioned. There was a code to activate this but it's been lost in time. (Lea Michele's smartphone rings.)

Mara Wilson: Okay I'll admit THAT is impressive service range.

Lea Michele: It's a text, but I can't figure it out.

Chris Colfer: Maybe it's Nazi German!

Lea Michele: I thought we had discussed this, James is a human, being a republican maybe the only quality I DON'T like about him but all in all he is a good person. Naya can you figure it out?

Naya Rivera: Why not hand it over to Baugh?

Blockbuster Buster: Because giving a Duplecon the code to a time space manipulator was as bad a decision as it was to bring a knife to a gun fight!

Mara Wilson: I was wondering when you and your friends were going to figure it out. (Mara Wilson and President Baugh spit a blue colored viscous liquid and proceed to shake uncontrollably as E-Rod, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers, Lea Michele, Naya Rivera & Chris Colfer run into the room with the Time Space Manipulator as they reveal themselves to be Duplecons.)

Naya Rivera: Okay, that's it next time this year, we're going to Puerto Rico.

Blockbuster Buster: I grew up there. (Porcupine Quill pierces the door as Lea whispers into E-Rod's ear. E-Rod nods and grabs the Time Space Manipulator.)

Tamara: What do we do now?

Lea Michele: Malcolm, see what you can do to hold off the Duplecons, Tamara, Find Mara Wilson and President Baugh it's a possibility they're still in the art vault. Chris, Naya, James' time device is inside the bunker along with ORAC. The flash from this thing should be enough to blind the Duplecons long enough to get James' plan in action. Everybody ready?

Malcolm: We're as ready as we'll ever be!

Lea Michele: Chris, Naya, See ya in Scotland 1560! (Lea Michele enters the code and sets the coordinates to Scotland 1560 and activates it setting off a blinding flash.)

TO BE CONTINUED