(0:36-end mark from the theme from the final season of American Gladiators original run play the camera moves back to see James on top of the slab with the words “The Last Of The Americans” on it then cutting to James in his chair)
I’m James Faraci, The Last Of The Americans and the views I’m about to express are that of my own & some of yours and welcome to another edition of "In Defense Of..." (Show pics of maligned pieces of pop culture while the fanfare from the Olympics play and James comes up after Vanilla Ice slides back and his right hand thumbs up and the words "In Defense Of..." (Cut to James in his office)
TLOTA: This year an Icon of Americana was attacked and the people who knew it defended it as I am doing now, The SJWs decided to side with the idiots You know where I'm going with this one! (Cut to clips of "The Dukes Of Hazzard" as the instrumental from the end credits play in the background and James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA (Voiceover): I watched this show in Reruns when I was a kid and, up until TV Land and it's parent companies Paramount & Viacom gave into the demands of idiots & some SJWs and yanked the series off I'll talk about it in a minute, when I grew up I still watched "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and I found myself loving every second of it. Why? Because it was harmless entertainment about a family in Rural Georgia with a farm, a bit of a past with Law enforcement having to do with moonshine with one really awesome 1969 Dodge Charger called "The General Lee" which had the ability to take flying leaps and turn them into pieces of art and speaking of "The General Lee" well...yeah let's address the Gorilla in the room. Yes, it has a rebel flag on the top of the roof of it and earlier this year a jackass with the brains god gave a common dogpile decided to shoot up a church and post a photo of him holding the Rebel Flag which in turn got every uppity sawed off SJW & every idiot who had never seen an episode but hated it anyway enough ammo to force Paramount & Viacom to end airing Reruns of "The Dukes Of Hazzard" on their "TV Land" network and that's a shame! As a matter of a fact, I've got friends who love the series who are African American and they love this series why you may ask? Because they like Bo & Luke Duke and they think "The General Lee" is friggin awesome even with the Rebel Flag is on the roof of the car! Plus look at this clip! I dare you to say Uncle Jesse played by the late great Denver Pyle isn't wise enough to know that being Prejudicial is a BAD thing (Show clip of Uncle Jesse talking about overcoming prejudicial attitudes.) ARE YOU LISTENING SJWs? They know that prejudice leads to bad things, in fact I watched every episode and at no time, NO TIME AT ALL have they ever said an unkind thing towards another race! Their flag is a part of their heritage but that doesn't mean they embrace the meaning behind the bars and stars! The show is as wholesome as America can freaking get! It doesn't push the envelope because it doesn't need to. Showing a family being put into the middle of insane adventures and how they handle it when the law is on the take and owned by the difacto owner of the county and how they're the only ones to handle the situation properly is entertaining enough to be memorable. I'll say that while yeah, the series could be goofy and far-fetched at times it stayed grounded and did all it could to be able to show how much depth there is in this series and how intelligent it can be which is far more than I can say towards those pencil necked geeks at TV Land's parent companies Paramount & Viacom who sided with the SJWs and idiots who heard of the show and never saw an episode because they thought the show was beneath them or they thought the show was hurting American intelligence who wanted it off the air are now as far as I'm concerned dumber than the show they have no regard for. Why? Because if they actually SEEN the series they might have seen something more intelligent than they realized. So if you want to piss the idiots who never saw the series and have friends or family who love this series buy the series, buy the reunion movies and let the SJWs and idiots know they didn't win by shoving the fact that you have the series and you're gonna watch it as much as you want to and you love the series and they're dumber than Sherriff Roscooooooe P. Coltraine for not giving The Dukes of Hazzard their just dues. (Cut to James physically)
TLOTA: I'm James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and God Bless The Dukes Of Hazzard!